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Grandfather's reminiscences of the Mexican War.
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WALLY WANDEROON
AND HIS STORY-TELLING MACHINE
BY
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS
AUTHOR OF UNCLE REMUS, GABRIEL TOLLIVER
THE MAKING OF A STATESMAN, ETC.
ILLUSTRATED BY KARL MOSELEY
NEW YORK
McCLURE, PHILLIPS & CO.
MCMIII
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COPYRIGHT, 1903, BY
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS
COPYRIGHT, 1903, BY THE S.S. MCCLURE COMPANY
Published. September, 1903, N
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CONTENTS
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I. THE CHILDREN VISIT MR. BOBBS, . . . .
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II. THEY MAKE THE ACQUAINTANCE OF WALLY WANDEROON, . . . . . . . . .
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III. THE GOOD OLD TIMES, . . . . . .
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IV. THE TALE OF JOHN THE SIMPLETON, . . .
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V. THE TALE OF THE CRYSTAL BELL, . . .
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VI. THE RED FLANNEL NIGHT-CAP, . . . . .
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VII. MISS LIZA AN' DE KING, . . . . . .
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VIII. THE MOUSE PRINCESS, . . . . . .
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IX. THE BOY AND THE KING, . . . . .
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X. THE SUN TAKES A HOLIDAY, . . . .
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XI. BROTHER RABBIT AND THE BEE, . . . .
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LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
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GRANDFATHER'S REMINISCENCES OF THE MEXICAN WAR
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Frontispiece
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BILLY BISCUIT RECEIVES THE THREE CHILDREN, . .
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TRAVELLING BY THE PINE SAPLING, . . . .
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SIMPLETON BEATING THE DUMMY BEFORE THE WIFE-BEATER'S HOUSE, . . . . . . . .
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THE MAYOR, AND JOHN (IN DISGUISE), AT THE INN, .
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DENOUNCING THE MAYOR AS A ROGUE, . . . .
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DANCING TO THE MUSIC OF HANS'S FLUTE, . . .
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LIZETTE AND THE OLD WOMAN, . . . .
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THE BEAUTIFUL FAIRY ROSE HIGHER IN THE AIR, .
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THE SOLDIERS PASSING, . . . . . . .
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LIZETTE AND THE FOOTMAN ON THE BLIND PATH, .
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THE ROOM FULL OF TRINKETS, . . . . .
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A DARK STRANGER CAME TO OUR DOOR, . . .
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THE MOON SETTLING DOWN, . . . . . .
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THE FIGHT IN THE TAVERN YARD, . . . . .
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THE ROGUE CHANGES INTO A ROLLING BALL, . .
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THE STORY TELLER GETTING CLOSE TO NATURE, . .
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BOBBY DE RAW AND THE SHOEMAKER'S DAUGHTER, .
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ARRIVAL OF THE KING'S DINNER, . . . . .
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LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
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THE COURT, . . . . . . . . .
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LARRO AND LARROLINE, . . . . . . .
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LARRO, FOLLOWED BY THE WOLF, LIGHTS HIS WAY
WITH THE YELLOW CHERRY, . . . . .
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LARRO, BY MEANS OF HIS CANE, PUTS A RUFFIAN TO
FLIGHT, . . . . . . . . .
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LARRO RESCUES THE MOUSE-PRINCESS, . . . .
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LARRO, THROWN INTO PRISON, IS COMFORTED BY HIS
LITTLE COMPANION, . . . . . . .
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THE PRINCESS INSISTS THAT LARRO RETURN TO FINISH
THE CEREMONY, . . . . . . . .
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THE LITTLE OLD MAN APPEARS AGAIN, . . .
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MACK AT WORK IN THE STABLE, . . . . .
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THE SUN TAKES PART OF A DAY OFF, AND COMES DOWN
EARLY, . . . . . . . . . .
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THE WHITE FOX AND THE SUN, . . . . .
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BRER RABBIT BRINGS THE BEE HOME, . . . .
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THE BEE MAKES IT WARM FOR BRER FOX, . . .
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I
THE CHILDREN VISIT MR. BOBBS
THE surrender of General Lee's army and the
emancipation of the negroes made a great
change in the prospects and prosperity of
the Southern people, and brought about many results,
which, while disagreeable in themselves, have since
worked to the advantage of the whole country. Such
country gentlemen as Mr. Abercrombie, who, it will be
remembered, was the grandfather of Buster John and
Sweetest Susan, were compelled to give up the wholesome lives they had been leading and look elsewhere
for the means of making their living.
But Mr. Abercrombie was more fortunately situated
than the great majority of the Southern planters.
Some of the former slaves had gone off with the Federal army, and others had wandered away, seeking to
better their condition. But, with one or two exceptions, they all came back to the old place,
and announced that they were not only ready, but eager, to
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take up their work where they had left it off. Under
the changed conditions this could not be; but to each
one who was willing to enter into a contract, the terms
of which were simple and complete, a parcel of land
was allotted, and he was duly installed as tenant.
When the contract had been made plain to them, they
were quite ready to make their marks on the document,
and all were willing that Aaron, the son of Ben Ali,
should act as general superintendent.
Under the terms of the contract, each tenant was to
be provided with a half-year's supply of provisions,
seed for sowing, and implements for tilling the soil.
In the allotment of land to the tenants, the husband
of Jemimy - that same Jemimy who was the mother of
Drusilla - secured a parcel at the farthest limits of the
plantation, which was nearly three miles from the home
place, and not very far from the modest farm of Mr.
Bobbs, where, as we all know, lived Billy Biscuit and
Cawky the Crow.
This arrangement suited Jemimy and her husband
very well. The success of Mr. Bobbs as a small farmer had made a very deep impression on both whites
and blacks in that neighbourhood, and Jemimy's husband
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made up his mind to discover how a good crop
can be made in a bad season. For her part, Jemimy
was very glad to get a vacation from the kitchen. She
had been cooking for many years, and the business
had grown somewhat monotonous, especially since the
beginning of the war, an event that marked the decay
of the old social customs that had kept the houses of
the country gentlemen full of company half the year.
With company in the house, Jemimy had no objection
to cooking; in fact, she delighted in it, for then she
had an excuse to practise it as an art. But day in
and day out, with nothing to cook but the plainest
food, and no company to serve as an excuse for an
extra dish or two, cooking became tiresome, and
Jemimy was glad to get away from the kitchen.
The only member of her family who was not glad
of the change was Drusilla, and she didn't like it at
all. She had been brought up with playmates to
choose from, as it were, and she was in no mind to bury
herself on the plantation away from the companionship of those who could amuse her, or whom she could
amuse. She did very well while her daddy and some
of his friends were building the cabin, which took no
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long time, the structure being made of logs and
plastered with clay, but when the cabin was completed, and they had settled down to a life as lonely
as if they were in the midst of the wilderness, Drusilla began to grow very restless. She pined for the
companionship of other children, and she was constantly besieging her mother with requests to be
allowed to go back to the home place and spend the
day with Buster John and Sweetest Susan.
The distance from Drusilla's new home to the
Abercrombie place was nearly three miles, but little
she cared for distance so long as she could find play-fellows. She went as often as she could, but the more
she went the more she wanted to go, until, finally,
Jemimy had to "lay down de law" to her. Then
Drusilla suddenly remembered that Mr. Bobbs lived
not very far away, and that by going there she would
have an opportunity to play with Billy Biscuit.
Thereupon she began to plead with her mother to allow
her to go and see Billy.
While she was begging and pleading one day,
Jemimy heard someone calling from the head of the
narrow lane that ran from the cabin to the road.
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"Hush yo' big mouf! Hush, I tell you!" said
Jemimy to Drusilla. "Don't you hear some un hollerin' dey head off? How kin I hear what deyer sain'
ef you keep on rattlin' yo' tongue like a cow-bell?"
Then Jemimy, with real joy, heard the voice of
Sweetest Susan calling her, and when it seemed that
she could not be heard, Buster John came to her assistance and called. Drusilla, without waiting to ask her
mother, ran down the lane to the children, and they
were as glad to see her as she was to see them. They
were going to spend the day with Billy Biscuit, who
was a great favourite with them. The children didn't
wait to ask Jemimy if Drusilla could go with them.
Buster John ran down the lane and told her that they
were going to see Billy Biscuit, and that Drusilla was
going with them; that they were driving their pony, and
that Drusilla would ride with them.
Jemimy was very well satisfied with this disposition
of things. Nevertheless, she remarked as Buster John
ran back to the road again: "Huh! dey never is ter
fergit dat we-all done quit b'longin' ter'm."
It was no great distance to the home of Mr. Bobbs,
and the children soon arrived there; but while they
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were yet on the way—while they were in sight of the
house—they saw a little old man by the side of the
road. There is nothing strange in this bare statement of fact, but there was something very strange
about the little old man. He had very short legs, and
he wore a very tall hat, while the tails of his coat were
not very far from the ground. If he saw the children,
he gave no sign. He was poking about in the bushes
with his short but stout walking-cane, and he paid no
attention to passers-by. Buster John wanted to
laugh, but prudence restrained him. Drusilla, not
knowing what prudence is, felt obliged to giggle a
little as they drove by the little old man.
"You should be ashamed of yourself," protested
Sweetest Susan. "If you go on making fun of people
that way you'll be sorry some day."
"Huh! what little bit er laughin' I done aint
gwineter hurt de man. I hear um say dat some folks
kin keep fum laughin' when dey see sump'n funny,
but dat aint de way wid me. When I want ter laugh,
I'm bleedze ter laugh er bust."
They went on and left the little old man poking
and prodding about in the bushes with his walking-
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cane, and soon forgot all about him in the pleasure
they had at seeing Billy Biscuit again. A part of
this pleasure grew out of the curious capers that Billy
cut when he saw them. He ran round and round with
his arms spread out as the ducks spread their wings
when they are at play; and then, to cap the climax,
he dropped on the floor, got on his all-fours, and,
before you could count two, had changed himself into
a pig; and before you could find out what kind of a
pig he was—Chester-white or the razor-back variety
—he had changed himself into a puppy, and galloped
around barking gaily.
This was the way little Billy Biscuit showed his
joy at seeing his friends again, for he was not much
of a talker. They all had a good time together, until,
finally, when they were tired of Spot the house dog,
and of Cawky the tame crow, Buster John happened
to remember the little old man they had seen by the
roadside; and he no sooner remembered the little old
man that he began to inquire about him. Indeed,
Buster John asked so many questions, without catching his breath, that Miss Elviry, who was Mr. Bobbs's
sister, had to warn him that he must ask one question
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at a time, otherwise she would never be able to answer
him.
"Well, then," said Buster John, "who is this little
old man, and what makes him look so funny?"
"I couldn't tell you that, honey," replied Miss
Elviry. "He calls himself Wally Wanderoon, and
says he came from a foreign country not far from
here. He wanted my brother to visit it with him one
day, but Brother thought maybe the man was up to
some prank or other, and he didn't go. He comes
around occasionally and meanders around. We think
he is hunting for something that he lost a long time
ago. First and last, I reckon we've all lost something
that we'd like mighty well to find." She made this
last remark with a sigh.
"Would he hurt anybody?" Sweetest Susan asked.
"Oh, no!" replied Miss Elviry. "Brother didn't
know him well when he asked him to go with him to
the foreign country not far from here. I heard
Brother say the other day that he wisht the man
would ask him ag'in; but he never has, and I hardly
reckon he ever will. He says his name is Wally
Wanderoon."
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[illustration - Billy Biscuit receives the three children. ]
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Buster John said no more, but he proposed to the
others, after a while, that they go back down the road
and see if they could find the little old man. Drusilla didn't like the idea much.
"You all des like you use ter be; freedom aint
change you a bit." Drusilla had an idea that freedom was
a matter that should change individuals, as
well as the whole face of the world. Perhaps she was
right in that, in spite of her ignorance; but freedom,
like other blessings, must be boiled down in order to
come at the essence thereof. "I aint got no better
sense dan ter go wid you, but I tell you right now,"
she went on, "I aint gwineter run my head in no
hornets' nes'. I done went wid you-all un' de spring,
but I aint gwine in no mo' holes in de groun'. I tell
you dat flat an' plain."
"To hear you talk," remarked Buster John scornfully,
"people would think that you had been in great
danger. But when did you get hurt when you went
with us?"
"Well, I des ez soon be hurted ez ter be skeer'd ter
death; an' ef I aint been skeer'd dey aint nobody been
skeer'd. Dar's Miss Susan 'll tell you de same."
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"Yes, I was frightened sometimes," said Sweetest
Susan, laughing; "but I knew all the time that there
was nothing to be frightened at. I knew it was all
either a dream, or something very like a dream."
"Yes," said Buster John sarcastically,—boys of
thirteen can be very sarcastic,—"Aaron is a dream,
Mr. Thimblefinger is a dream; everything is a dream."
"Oh, I didn't mean that!" protested Sweetest
Susan. "I meant that it was all so queer that it
seemed like a dream. I remember that you said so
yourself; and you know very well that you couldn't
persuade mother that we hadn't been dreaming."
"Well, you know what grandfather said," Buster
John insisted; "he said that when two or three people
dream the same dream, it is not a dream, but a fact."
"Still, it all appeared like a dream to me," Sweetest Susan declared.
"Dream! I say dream!" exclaimed Drusilla
indignantly. "You can't fool me; ef you wanter
fool yo'se'f go ahead an' do it, but don't come an' tell me 'bout
dreamin' when you got bofe eyes wide open an' all
yo' senses 'bout you."
"Well, we are not dreaming now," said Buster
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John. "Let's go down the road and see if we can
find the little old man."
"An' den what?" inquired Drusilla, with suspicion
in her voice. "S'posen you fin' 'im, den what you
gwineter do? You can't eat 'im, an' you can't take
'im home wid you. Ef you can't do nothin' wid 'im,
what you want wid 'im? I bet you de man is doin'
mighty well widout you, an' so long ez dat's de case,
what you want ter fool wid 'im fer?"
"Oh! come on, and don't talk so much," said Buster
John impatiently. "While we are talking here he
may be getting away."
"I hope he'll hit you a crack on de shins wid his
walkin'-cane!" exclaimed Drusilla, with great earnestness. "You-all
aint got no mo' business foolin' wid
dat man dan you got flyin'."
But Drusilla's protests were overborne, and if she
went along it was through sheer force of habit, and
not because she had any desire to go. She had a
very vivid remembrance of their former adventures,
and she always said that she'd rather have the nightmare every night than
to go through them again.
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II
THEY MAKE THE ACQUAINTANCE OF
WALLY WANDEROON
THE children had no difficulty whatever in
finding the little old man. Indeed, as Drusilla suggested, it seemed that he had been
waiting for them. He certainly left that impression
on their minds. When they came up with him, he was
still poking with his cane in the fence corners. He
turned about when he heard them coming, and
laughed. He had a most comical countenance; he
seemed to be always on the point of winking familiarly at those to whom he talked, but he never winked.
When just about to do so he would catch himself, and
immediately look sober and serious. This made his
appearance all the more comical. He had laughed or
smiled so much that there were deep furrows between
his nose and his cheeks, and he had a funny-looking
wart on the side of his face, just above his chin. Such
a countenance, topped by a tall stovepipe hat, was
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very promising, and Sweetest Susan would have
clapped her hands in ecstasy if she hadn't been afraid
that the little old man would have misunderstood her
meaning.
He turned about and looked at them very brightly.
"Three howdies and a half!" he exclaimed. "Is it
good-morning?"
Sweetest Susan looked at Buster John, Buster John
looked at Wally Wanderoon, and Drusilla looked at
first one and then the other. As for Billy Biscuit,
who was the biggest man in the crowd, according to
his own estimation, he looked at no one, but began
to hunt for a bird's nest.
Finally Buster John began to understand what the
little old man meant, and he told him good-morning
very politely. The others followed his example, and
the little old man began to smile again. "I thought
it was a good morning," he said; "yes, I had that
idea. I thought, too, that when a fellow gives out
three howdies and a half, he ought to be entitled to at
least one good-morning at least."
"What do you mean by three howdies and a half?"
inquired Sweetest Susan.
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"Why, three for you larger ones, and a half for
the little chap. Suppose I had given him a whole
howdy all by himself—what would he have done with
it? Economy is the word. Why, when I was
young—" He paused, waved his cane, sighed, and
then turned his attention to poking and prodding in
the fence corners.
"What are you looking for?" asked Buster
John.
"Why, it's the simplest thing in the world," replied Wally
Wanderoon. "I am looking for the
Good Old Times we used to have."
"The Good Old Times!" exclaimed Buster John
in astonishment.
"Yes, sir, nothing less. Talk about gold mines!
Why, if I could find the Good Old Times we used to
have, I'd be the richest man in the world before the
end of the week. I'd divide 'em up with the people
I met in the road, and they, in return, would give me
everything they had. Why, I know men, and women
too, who would give everything in this world if they
could get back their share of the Good Old Times we
used to have."
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"Why do you search for them here?" inquired
Buster John, who was somewhat puzzled.
"Why not here as well as elsewhere?" answered
the little old man. This seemed to be reasonable, and
Buster John made no reply. "More than that," the
little old man went on, "if I could find 'em here,
I'd unfold 'em right before your eyes, so you could
see what they look like; I certainly would, and I
wouldn't charge you a cent. Oh, they'd be well
worth seeing, the Good Old Times we used to
have. The sight of them would make your mouth
water."
"I dunner what you-all talkin' about," remarked
Drusilla, "but it sho would take sump'n mo' dan ol'
times fer ter make my mouf water."
Wally Wanderoon looked at the negro girl as if
he wanted to tip her a humourous wink, but he caught
himself just in time, and, instead of winking, lifted
his eyebrows so high that his tall hat was in danger
of tilting off. "It's all right," he said. "The
Painter that painted you painted us all, I reckon—
some one colour and some another, and some betwixt
and between."
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"My mammy say dat it don't make no diffunce
how black you is, ef yo' heart is in de right place,"
said Drusilla very solemnly.
"Speaking of the right place," remarked the little
old man, "reminds me that it is about time for me
to go home."
"Where do you live?" inquired Buster John.
"Not very far, if you count it by minutes, but a
considerable step if you count it by miles. Perhaps
you'd like to go with me," he said, looking at all of
the youngsters.
"Can we come back when we choose?" asked
Sweetest Susan.
"Why, certainly; but if you are afraid, you
needn't go."
"Let's go," said Buster John bravely.
"Me'll do," declared Billy Biscuit.
"You-all kin go," remarked Drusilla, "an' I'll set
here an' wait fer you. Ef you don't come back, I'll
drive yo' pony home, an' tell yo' mammy whar I seed
you last."
"She doesn't have to come," said the little old man,
with his pleasant smile. "She's free to go or stay.
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[illustration - Travelling by the pine sapling.]
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She may miss something, but you two can tell her
about it when you get back."
Now Drusilla was perhaps more anxious to go than
any of the others, but she wanted Sweetest Susan to
beg and coax her; and she wanted Buster John to
insist. Strange to say, neither one of them seemed
to care whether she went or stayed. This being so,
she concluded to go along without further invitation. She would not go, however, without a fresh
protest. "Ef I go," she said, "'twon't be kaze I
wanter! it'll be bekaze I wanter take keer er you-all,
'specially dat ar baby."
"Well, come on, then," said the little old man.
"We haven't far to go and not much time to
lose."
A panel of fence was down, and through this Wally
Wanderoon went, followed by the children. On the
other side of the gap there appeared to be what is
called a blind path. Into this the little old man
turned. He followed it perhaps twenty yards,
and paused near a tall pine sapling, which was
bare of limbs for some distance up the slender
trunk.
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"Here's our starting point," said Wally
Wanderoon.
"Catch hold, and mind you don't fall off
when we get started good."
Billy Biscuit, as if he were used to making the trip,
began to laugh as he grabbed the little old man's
coat-tails. The others, following the example set
them, caught hold of the trunk of the tree. "Now,
then," said the little old man, "are you ready? One,
two, three!"
At first there seemed to be no movement, but presently
the children saw the trees and the ground gliding slowly by them. The fence which they had just
come through joined in the movement, and then
everything seemed to be going faster. The trees and
the woods went whirling by them; and then, all of a
sudden, they realised that they, and not the fences
and fields, were moving; not only moving, but flying
more rapidly than a railway train—and yet, they
were holding on to the pine sapling, and when they
looked down at their feet they seemed to be standing
perfectly still. When the trees and the fields and
the rest of the world, as it seemed to them, were flying
by them so rapidly that they were merely blurs on the
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eyesight, Drusilla thought she could stand it no
longer.
"I dunner what gwineter happen," she said in a
frightened voice, "but I know mighty well dat I'm
bleedze ter turn loose. My head done got ter
swimmin', an' I aint right well, nohow."
"Shut your eyes," suggested Wally W alderoon.
As soon as she did this, she appeared to be standing
still. And in a half a minute they were standing
still; or rather the trees and fields had ceased to race
by them.
"Now, then," said Wally Wanderoon, "you are
in my country. You may see some queer things, but
you need not be afraid; there is nothing to harm
you."
The first queer thing that attracted their attention
was discovered by Drusilla. Looking about her with
great interest and curiosity, she found that everything was downhill. Thus a tree, which appeared
to be downhill in one direction, would also appear to
be downhill when you passed it and looked back.
Drusilla was not a scientist, but she saw at once
that something was wrong, and she endeavoured to look
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forward to results. "Ef you want ter worm yo'se'f
off'n creation, des start one way, an' den turn roun'
an' go back, an' keep on doin' dataway. Kaze when
you start downhill you think it's uphill behime you,
but when you turn 'roun' an' look back, it's downhill
befo' an' behime. Now, what you gwineter do when
dat's de case? How you gwineter git back whar you
start fum?"
There was, however, a very simple and practical
way of avoiding the calamity which Drusilla's sagacity had
foreseen. It was so simple, indeed, that she
wondered she had not thought of it herself. She observed that
both Wally Wanderoon and Billy Biscuit
were walking sidewise, so that although it was downhill before
and behind them, they found themselves
always on level ground.
"Dey aint no tellin' what we gwineter do nex',"
Drusilla declared with some show of indignation.
"We er walkin' sideways now, an' I bet 'twon't be
long 'fo' we er gallopin' on our all-fours, er standin'
on our heads—I bet you dat."
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III
THE GOOD OLD TIMES
"YOU remember
when you first saw me," remarked Wally Wanderoon, as he and the
youngsters walked along together, "I
was hunting for the Good Old Times we used to have.
No doubt you wanted to laugh when I told you what I
was doing. I have been young myself, and I know
how young people feel towards old people, especially
old people who are strangers to them. Now, if you
were to hear your grandfather telling about the
Mexican War, you would not think it strange; in fact,
you would ask him to repeat all he knew about it;
and after a while he would get in the habit of it.
Then, possibly, you would grow tired of it, and the
time would come that one of you would say to the
other, 'I hear Grandfather coming; let's get away
before he begins about the Mexican War.'"
Buster John looked somewhat sheepishly at Sweetest
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Susan, who exclaimed, "Oh, Brother! I told you
someone would hear you!"
"No," replied Wally Wanderoon; "I don't think
anyone heard him but you; but I knew your grand-
father had been in the Mexican War, and I know, also,
that he is growing old. Put these two things together
and it's no trouble to guess what the youngsters are
likely to say. Old as I am, I have been young, and so
has your grandfather. Well—as I was going on to
say—while he is sitting back in his easy chair talk-
trying about the Mexican War, I am going about
ing to find the Good Old Times we used to
have.
"It's no easy matter, I can tell you. I once hoped
to find them in a lump, as you may say, but I have
given up that idea. I know, now, that if I find them
at all, I shall have to find them a piece at a time—an
old song here and an old story yonder. Anyhow, I
shall continue to look for them. One day not so very
long ago, by the happiest chance, I found one of the
relics of the Good Old Times we used to have. You
couldn't guess what it is if you were to guess for the
rest of the week. And I'm afraid you won't believe
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me when I tell you. It is an old-fashioned story-telling machine."
"Why, I never heard of anything like that," said
Sweetest Susan.
"I suppose not," replied Wally Wanderoon.
"They were very scarce, and those who had them only
permitted a few of their closest friends to see them.
I heard of one gentleman, a very clever man, too, who
chanced to be a little talkative about the one he owned
—he had bought it from a Russian peddler—and he
was tried and hanged as a partner of Satan. His
machine was made like a hand organ, and he turned
a handle when he wanted it to tell a story. Well, well,
he suffered in a good cause."
By this time they had come to a small house in a
clump of trees. "This," said Wally Wanderoon, "is
where I live when I'm at home. Come in and I'll
show you my story-telling machine. It is not a genuine one, it is
only a make-believe, but it does very
well."
In a corner of the room in which they found themselves, there was a tall piece of furniture resembling
a narrow cupboard. Near the top there was a small
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opening, which turned out to be the orifice through
which the story was told. Wally Wanderoon went
to this cupboard and gave it a sharp rap with his
walking-cane.
"Hey, there!" he cried; "what are you up to in
there?"
"Goodness gracious!" a voice replied; "do you
want to frighten me to death? Who are you and
what do you want?"
"You know who I am well enough; if it was feed
time you'd know what I wanted."
"Well, you never seem to know what I want," replied the story-telling machine.
"Why, there's a man in there," said Buster John.
"Of course," replied Wally Wanderoon. "The
man is a necessary part of the story-telling machine."
"And he's fat," cried Sweetest Susan, whose curiosity had prompted her to look through a crack in
the cupboard.
"Certainly," answered Wally Wanderoon. "In
the history of the world no lean man ever told a pleasant story. I have caught and pickled this man, as
you may say, because he is one of the old-fashioned
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story-tellers. He's the last of his kind so far as I
know, and is one of the worst. You wouldn't think it,
but even here, where he is caged and kept away from
his kind, he tries his best to fall into modern methods.
You listen carefully, and you'll see how he tries to
imitate the style of those who think that in telling a
story they have to explain everything, and even tell
where the story grew."
Wally Wanderoon went to the cupboard, rapped
on it sharply, and said, "Wake up in there! Shake
yourself together. Here are some children who have
come to spend the day with me, and they want to hear
one of your stories. If it pleases them you may tell
as many as you choose."
A shuffling sound was heard in the cupboard,
and then the old-fashioned story-teller cleared his throat
and began.
"In its original form the story that I am about to
tell—"
"Wait! hold on there!" cried Wally Wanderoon.
He Was furious with anger. "Didn't you hear me say
as plain as I could speak, that we wanted an old-fashioned story?"
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"I was simply trying to explain that the story I
am going to tell is a part of the folklore—"
"I won't have it!" cried Wally Wanderoon, stamping
his feet. "We want no prefaces, and no footnotes; we don't care where the story comes from.
What am I feeding you for?"
"But you must remember," insisted the poor story-teller, "that this is an age when even the children
insist on a scientific—"
"Nonsense!" exclaimed Wally Wanderoon, puffing
out his cheeks with anger. "Figs and fiddlesticks!
Why do you want to try to show off in this way? We
come to you for a story, and here you are running
about like a wild calf in a meadow. I tell you I
won't have it!"
"Well," said the story-teller with a long-drawn
sigh, "once upon a time— How does that suit
you?"
"Fine!" exclaimed Wally Wanderoon. "That's
the way to begin a story. Now go ahead."
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IV
THE TALE OF JOHN THE SIMPLETON
"ONCE upon a time there was a great city
built upon a plain. It had a very large
population, but the great majority of
its inhabitants were prosperous because they were
industrious. Of course some of the people were
poor, for this is the way of the world; but it frequently happens that poverty is a greater blessing
than riches. The inhabitants of this city were very
lightly governed. They paid few tithes, and the
bulk of those were expended in laying out pleasure
grounds and making other desirable improvements
that all the people could enjoy. There were no
crimes committed, there were no disputes of any moment, and as a result cobwebs were growing on the
door of the temple of justice. Such lawyers as had
begun to practise in this city were compelled to move
away or go into the grocery business.
"There was but one idle fellow in the city. This
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was John the Simpleton, who had been permitted to
grow up in idleness because it was thought he was
nothing more than a half-wit. He was indeed a queer
character, and was always engaged in some strange
adventure. On one occasion he volunteered to gild the
spire of the Cathedral, which was the pride of the
town. He did a pretty job of work, but when he came
down he left his hat hanging on the topmost pinnacle.
His excuse was that he left it there to keep the rain
off the face of a saint, whose portrait was exposed to
the weather. He made no charge for what he had
done, and for a long time went about bareheaded,
his long yellow hair blowing about in the breezes.
"On one occasion, when a man had been cruel to his
wife, John the Simpleton passed by the man's house
leading a dog. Finding that this attracted no attention, he turned about and led the dog up and down in
front of the house. Finally the good woman came to
the door and asked him the meaning of the performance.
"'I am a schoolmaster,' he replied, 'and I would
teach you a lesson.'
"'What is the lesson?' she inquired.
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[illustration - Simpleton beating the dummy before the wife-beater's house. ]
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"'It is better to lead a dog than to be led by one.
When is your husband about?'
"'In the early morning,' replied the woman.
'Very well,' said John the Simpleton. 'To-morrow
morning when you hear a fuss at your door, send him
out to see what the trouble is.'
"So the next morning, when the good woman
heard a tremendous squalling at the door, she ran
and told her husband, saying she was afraid to so
much as put her head out at the window. The man
went to the door and there saw John the Simpleton
thwacking a stuffed figure made in the semblance of
a woman. 'What are you doing there, rascal?'
"'Beating my wife,' said the young fellow. 'I
caught the disease at your door.' The man, angry
and ashamed, made an effort to drive the young fellow away, whereupon John the Simpleton fell upon
him and gave him a severe trouncing, which the neighbours declared he well deserved.
"On another occasion he went to the shop of a man
who was known to give short weight, especially to
women and children, rapped on the counter, and said
he wanted a shilling's worth of butter. Then he
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changed his mind, and said he would prefer bread instead. He received the bread, and was going out when
the man called after him. 'Pay me for my bread,'
he said. 'I gave you the butter for it,' replied John
the Simpleton. 'Then pay me for the butter,' said
the man. 'But I have bought no butter,' protested
the Simpleton. 'Do you take me for a child or a
woman, that you try to swindle me in this manner?'
"The young fellow spoke in so loud a voice, and his
bearing was so bold, that the shopkeeper could only
shake his head, and warn John the Simpleton never
to come into his place again.
"But one day the inhabitants of this favoured city
—the birthplace and home of John the Simpleton—
were awakened early one morning by the woful cries
of the Mayor, who was going about the streets wringing his hands, and declaring that he had been robbed
the night before of a large quantity of gold and
silver. The people were horrified. Within the recollection of the oldest inhabitant such a high-handed
crime had never before been committed within the
boundaries of the town. There had been petty thieving, but the articles stolen were hardly valuable
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enough to cause a complaint from those who lost
them.
"Among those attracted by the cries of the Mayor
was John the Simpleton. He followed the worthy man
about, and watched him with so much interest and curiosity that his example was followed by other people,
and pretty soon the Mayor had half the city at his
heels. He was a very dignified official, and had never
before been known to give way to his feelings. There
would have been a great sympathy for him but for the
antics of John the Simpleton, who followed close behind him, but this queer fellow, who had discovered
that the Mayor's woe was no deeper than his eyelid,
managed to turn the whole affair into ridicule, and
before the procession had gone a great way, the mob
was shouting and laughing as a crowd does on a holiday occasion. The Mayor tried hard to escape, but
wherever he went, the people, led by John the Simpleton, followed close at his heels.
"At last the worthy official took refuge in the
church, but as the church was open to all, the crowd
followed. The Mayor endeavoured to escape by a side
door, but John the Simpleton had anticipated this
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movement, and as the Mayor disappeared behind the
side door John beckoned to the crowd, and they poured
out into the street, and the Mayor found himself in
the same case as before. Seeing that escape was impossible, the Mayor turned on his heel and faced the
crowd.
"'Good people,' he said, 'what would you have?'
"'Your Honour, we would hold a convention,' replied John
the Simpleton. 'Your loss is our loss.
You are full of grief, and we are full of anger. We
desire to make ourselves heard.'
"So the Mayor, nothing loth, led the way to the
town hall, and there a mass meeting was held. In this
meeting the Simpleton took the lead, and he caused to
be passed resolutions strongly denouncing the
wretched creature who had been so presumptuous as to
rob the beloved Mayor of the city of even a small portion of his worldly goods. No serious effort was made
to catch the thief, for it was the common opinion that
the strong resolutions that had been adopted at the
mass meeting would be sufficient to convince the
criminal that he could not carry on his nefarious trade
in that city.
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"But it turned out that the thief was more heartless
than the good citizens supposed any human being
could be. In a very few days the town was alarmed
and indignant at the announcement that another
prominent member of the community had been robbed
at dead of night, at an hour when he could not, in
reason, be supposed to be in a position to defend his
property. And then the old saying that it never rains
but it pours, was newly illustrated. Hardly a week
passed that there was not a bold robbery committed.
Indeed, the thief was as busy as if he were paid by the
day to rob the rich.
"These robberies finally grew so frequent that the
citizens felt that they were compelled to take some
measure to protect themselves. There was the semblance
of a guard, and there were four watchmen at
the four gates of the city, but the watchmen, as well
as the members of the guard, would have resigned
their places before they would have regarded any of
their fellow-citizens with suspicion. Yet it became
necessary for someone to be suspected so that the
guilty might be brought to justice; and, after a while
it began to dawn on the mind of John the Simpleton
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that he was suspected to be the guilty party.
He had a very shrewd idea of the origin of these suspicions,
for he knew that the Mayor had never forgiven him for setting the example to the mob on the
day when that functionary was bewailing his losses in
the public streets.
"Now, though John the Simpleton knew of these
suspicions, and knew where they came from, he
seemed to pay little attention to them; in fact he appeared to care as little what was said about himself as
he cared what was said about his neighbours. At the
same time he made up his mind to discover the thief
if such a thing were possible. Other people might
suspect him, but he had his own suspicions. He had
a scheme which, by the aid of his uncle, who had just
returned from the wars, he promptly carried out.
"It was a very bold scheme, but it was no bolder
than the uncle; and as for John the Simpleton, it
was well known by those who had tried his temper that he
was not lacking in courage. On the night of the day
that the uncle returned from the wars, where he had
been engaged in fighting the Spaniards, a very distinguished company was gathered in the public room
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of the largest inn in the city, for it was here that the
chief dignitaries of the town, as well as the prominent
citizens, were in the habit of meeting. They met here
because the inn was a roomy one, and after the affairs
of the city were discussed they could join in the
friendly social intercourse that was one of the chief
characteristics of the inhabitants. Here they could
sip their beer, smoke their pipes, and, at their leisure,
hear the latest news from abroad as from time to time
it was brought in by travellers.
"It was into this company that John the Simpleton
elbowed his way after he had finished his evening
meal. The disguise that he had assumed was complete. He had placed on his face a fierce beard and
mustachio, and had buckled him round with a belt
from which a long rapier hung. Thus equipped he
had no difficulty in mimicking the careless swagger of
a soldier. He was tall and thin, but he was also
strong, and he hustled the company about with scant
ceremony, as became a rough inhabitant of the camps.
"Assuming a free and an easy address, the Simpleton soon fell into conversation with those about him,
one of whom chanced to be the worthy Mayor. 'You
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have a goodly city here, a goodly inn, and a right
jolly landlord,' remarked John the Simpleton. 'My
own companions would be here but for the rumours we
have heard on the way. As it is, they are not too
comfortably housed some furlongs to the south at the
River Inn.'
"'I know the place,' remarked the Mayor; 'but
pray tell us the nature of the rumours you have heard
on the road.'
"'Why, nothing less than this goodly city is infested with a band of thieves who ply their trade not
only in the dark hours of night, but in the broad light
of day.'
"But surely, my good Captain, your troopers, who
have doubtless seen service in the war with the Spaniard, are not afraid of a gang of thieves and
prowlers,'
"'The Captain stroked his fierce mustachio and
laughed. 'Good sir,' he said, 'it was as much as I
could do to persuade my men to remain peacefully
where they are. They were keen to visit this place
and see for themselves a city which deserves to be
raided and looted by honest soldiers because of the
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[illustration - The Mayor, and John (in disguise), at the inn. ]
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willingness with which the inhabitants submit to the
daily and nightly robberies that are said to take place.
My Lieutenant of the Red Guard was furious when I
left him, and to prevent him from stirring up a
spirit of insubordination among my men I gave him
permission to follow me here within an hour.'
"'But, my fine Captain, how are we to help ourselves? In what way are we to catch the thief who
is harrying our citizens? Since we have never been
pestered in this way hitherto, we are not expert at taking thieves. We have our suspicions, but we have no
proof. Perhaps you will aid us with your advice.'
"'I can give you only my opinion,' replied the
Captain, 'and that is that the thief can be caught
without serious trouble. I have been in your city but
a short while, yet I think it would be an easy matter
for me to lay my hand on the thief within the next
hour.'
"The only reply that was made to this remark,
which seemed to be in the nature of a boast, came from
a corner where an honest and an unpretentious
burgher was enjoying his mug of beer. 'Try him,
your honour,' said this burgher to the Mayor. 'Put
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him to the test; offer a reward for the rogue, and then
perhaps this honourable Captain will think it worth
his while to discover and arrest the villain.'
"'Not so,' said the Captain, knitting his heavy
brows together. 'Since the wars are over my men and
myself have found profitable employment in conveying
treasure from one city to another. We have now in
charge a number of bags of bullion to be delivered in
Brachen-on-the-Vee. We have no time to turn aside
to hale a petty thief who contents himself with treasures of small value.'
"'It is plain,' remarked the Mayor with considerable
animation, 'that you are not acquainted with our
thief. He has as keen an eye for what is valuable as
any man in the kingdom.'
"There was a pause here, and the Mayor sat with
his hand on his fat chin as if reflecting. Presently he
turned to the Captain, saying, 'What security do you
give when you undertake to convey treasure from
city to city?'
"'First, I examine the treasure, and then, according to its value, leave one of my jewels—a pearl or a
diamond—in the hands of my patrons.'
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"There was a further silence on the part of the
Mayor; and the four dignitaries of the city, who sat
at table with him, and the Captain, were also silent;
but the plain citizen in the corner was very noisy. He
kept on declaring that it was the duty of the authorities to offer a reward for the arrest of the thief, and
that the whole business should be placed in the hands
of the gallant Captain.
"'Pooh!' cried the Mayor finally, 'what do you
know of affairs of this kind? The thief will be caught
in due time, and all his booty returned to the rightful
owners. We shall catch him, and if we have no proof
he will be put on the rack. A twist or two of that old
rack has made better men speak out.'
"'You are right,' said the Captain. 'I think the
thief and his companions will be taken sooner than
they imagine.'
"'Then you think this rogue has assistants, then?'
inquired the Mayor.
"'Assuredly,' replied the pretended Captain. 'He
has assistants, but he is displeased with them. He has
been compelled to take them into his confidence one
after another in order to carry out his plans. He has
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four companions, and he would willingly get rid of
them.'
"'If what you say is true,' said the Mayor, with a
very serious countenance, 'the matter should be
looked into at once. But first, and at your convenience, I should like to have a private conference. There
are a number of us here who are determined to place
our valuables in a place of safety until this rogue and
his companions are caught, and I desire to get your
advice on the subject.'
"It was arranged that the Mayor should return to
the inn in the course of an hour, when the Captain
would be ready to confer with him. By this time all
of the company had retired except the four city dignitaries who had been sitting at the table with the
Captain and the Mayor. They were whispering together when John the Simpleton strode from the room
twisting his fierce-looking mustachio.
"From the inn, John the Simpleton returned to his
own dwelling, where he had left the old soldier who
was his uncle. This sturdy soldier calmly smoked his
pipe while his nephew told him of all that had occurred. 'They call you a simpleton, do they? Well,
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by the good King Campion! you are a lad after my
own heart, and what you propose to do is as much to
my taste as any adventure I ever had. Set the pace,
my lad, and I'll follow you; and if you hear a neck
crack before the night is over be not disturbed. 'Tis
a trick I learned while with the Free Companions."
"And so, when the old soldier's pipe was out, he put
on his coat and belt, girded on his short sword, and
keeping step with his nephew followed him to the inn.
They blustered into the public room as became men
who were careless of giving offence to those unused
to the ways of a camp.
"'They sit late here, my Captain,' said the old
soldier, fixing his bold black eyes on the group of
dignitaries. 'No wonder thieves take the town. I
warrant I could carry off the families of those who sit
late at the inn guzzling beer. We shall hear strange
tales presently.'
"'Ay,' replied the Captain, 'the worthy Mayor
has something to whisper in my ear, and I warrant
you there will be a scene before the night is over.'
"With that the two began to strut about the room,
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and they had the appearance of being rough customers. Finding that they could not provoke the four
dignitaries into a conversation of any kind or on any
subject, the pretended Captain and his Lieutenant of
the Red Guards called to the landlord, engaged another room, and in this extra room they awaited the
return of the Mayor.
"They had not long to wait. This worthy official
was in quite a state of mind, and he was so zealous for
the good name of his city that he was beforehand in
knocking at the Captain's door. He was directed by
the landlord to the room that had been reserved for
the Lieutenant, and his surprise was great when he
discovered that the Captain had a companion, though
he made no objection when he was told that this companion was the Lieutenant of the troop which had
charge of the treasure that from time to time was entrusted to the captain's care.
"'A very worthy man, I have no doubt,' said the
Mayor with a patronising air, 'and his presence is
timely. There is so much uncertainty here, and the
people have been so sadly demoralised by the operations of this thief, that a few of us have concluded to
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have our valuables transported to a place of safety.
I have a brother in a neighbouring town who will
gladly take charge of these valuables once they are
in his hands. As the governor of the town, I am truly
sorry to set such an example; but even an official must
needs take care of his own. Once the thief is caught
and disposed of, and property is safe, I shall engage
you to convey the treasure back.'
"'As to this thief,' said the pretended Captain,
'have you no idea as to his identity?'
"'We know him well enough,' said the Mayor;
'but we have no proof against him. He is called
John the Simpleton, but my opinion is that he is a
much shrewder fellow than he pretends to be. But
we shall see.'
"'I saw the Simpleton as I entered the town,' replied the
pretended Captain, 'and I think you are
correct in your opinion of him. Conclude your bargain
with my Lieutenant here. I have a little business with my friend the landlord.'
"With that the Captain went down the narrow
stairway, entered the public room, and seated himself
at the table with the four dignitaries, who were awaiting
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the Mayor. 'It is all up with you, my friends,'
he said, slapping the table with his hands.
"'What do you mean?' they cried, rising from
their seats in great disorder.
"'Easy! Speak softly. The Mayor declares that
you gentlemen are the robbers, and that he has tolerated your practices to avoid a scandal in the town.'
"'The villain! Why, he is the thief—he is
the rogue. Where is he? bring us to him, and you'll soon
see whether we are the thieves!'
"'Softly!' said the Captain. 'This is a business
that should be done quietly. You have families; the
Mayor has a family. There is no need for making an
outcry. The thing to do is to prevent the Mayor
from having you arrested; that is his purpose, as he
says.'
"This sort of talk was not calculated to soothe the
dignitaries. Their cheeks were puffed out with indignation, and they paced up
and down the room denouncing the Mayor in the roundest terms. The noise
they made attracted the attention of the landlord, and
passers-by, perceiving that something unusual was occurring, crowded around the door. Standing there,
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[illustration - Denouncing the Mayor as a rogue. ]
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their astonishment was great when they heard the
associates of the Mayor denouncing him as a rogue.
The crowd continued to grow, and by-and-bye the
pressure of curiosity became so great that the public
room of the inn became filled with citizens who heard
the dignitaries denouncing the Mayor as a most unmitigated rogue and villain.
"When the crowd had filled the room, the Captain
made his way up the stair, went to the room where the
Mayor was bargaining with the Lieutenant, and beckoned to him. 'Here is a pretty howdy-do,' he said;
'come to the head of the stairs and listen. Your
friends in the taproom are making short work of
your reputation.'
"And such was the case. When the Mayor heard
the denunciations of his friends, whose anger was at
white heat, he made an effort to escape, but the Lieutenant was of another mind. 'You will remain with
me, my friend,' he said, laying his hand somewhat
heavily on the shoulder of the official.
"By that time, John the Simpleton had taken off
his beard and his fierce mustachios, and in a very few
words he explained to the assembled citizens the meaning
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of the scene which they were witnessing. The
Mayor and the four officials were at once placed under
arrest, and the next day a public meeting was held, at
which John the Simpleton was chosen Mayor. He not
only saw that the thieves were properly punished, but
he brought about a great many reforms in the government
of the city, so that the people grew more prosperous than ever. And when John the Simpleton died
they built him a large monument, and to this day it
stands there as a memorial to his wisdom and justice."
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V
THE TALE OF THE CRYSTAL BELL
"WELL, how did you like the old-fashioned story?" inquired Wally
Wanderoon, when the story-teller
began to snore, as a sign that the tale was finished.
"I liked it pretty well," replied Buster John, "only
I don't see why they didn't have some fighting, especially when a real soldier was brought in."
"It may be a good story," remarked Sweetest
Susan, "but it isn't the kind I like."
"I speck it's 'bout ez good ez any un um," said
Drusilla. "All dem kind er tales is a way off fum
me. I don't keer no mo' 'bout one er de folks dan
what I does 'bout de yuthers."
"What sort of a story do you like?" inquired
Wally Wanderoon, turning to Sweetest Susan. The
little girl blushed and hung her head. "I mean the
story
wan't the kind I like best. I'm glad there was
no fighting in it."
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"Oho!" cried Buster John; "that's just like a
girl."
"If I had my choice," said Sweetest Susan, "I prefer a fairy story, and then, next to that, the animal
stories that Aunt Minervy Ann sometimes tells."
Wally Wanderoon rapped on the box or cage.
"Wake up in there! Stir your stumps! What about
a fairy story?"
"Humph!" exclaimed the story-teller. "Why,
fairy stories have been out of fashion so long that I've
almost forgotten how they go. I used to hear my
grandmother tell them when I was a wee bit of a chap,
and they were all different from those that I afterwards read in books. I wish I could remember them.
I have one in mind now, but it is very slight; indeed,
I am not sure that it is worth telling."
"Tell it! tell it!" cried Wally Wanderoon. "Good
gracious! why do you hesitate? Do you expect me to
board and lodge you for nothing?"
"Well, I have plenty of boards all around me—but
do you call this place a lodging?"
"It is better than no shelter," replied Wally Wanderoon. "You've been wailing for a chance to tell
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stories, and now that I have gone out on the highway
and gathered up what you might call a mixed audi-
ence, here you are complaining, and making excuses.
Why don't you say your throat is sore, as the ladies
do when they are asked to sing?"
"Why, I never thought of that," replied the story-teller. "It is worth remembering. But I have no
objection to telling the story, provided no one will
make remarks about it when it is finished.
"Once there lived in a far country a little girl
named Lizette-"
"Now that sounds something like it!" exclaimed
Wally Wanderoon with enthusiasm. "It reminds me
of the Good Old Times we used to have. Go right
ahead in that strain, and I'll double your wages."
So the story-teller began again—
"Once upon a time, in a far country, there lived a
little girl named Lizette. She was a very sweet little
girl, bright, clever, and kind-hearted. Her father and
mother were very poor. In the cold weather they eked
out a scanty living by gathering the dead branches
of trees in the forest, and selling them to their more
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prosperous neighbours, who used them as fuel. In the
spring Lizette's father and mother gathered herbs
and simples and sold them to the apothecary in the
neighbouring village. In the summer they helped
their neighbours with their crops, and in the fall they
helped to gather grapes.
"This was the season that Lizette loved, for at that
time all the youths and maidens assembled in the vineyards and played and sang even while they were at
work. And at the close of the day, especially when
the round moon was peeping at them through the
trees, Merry Hans, of Hendon, would play on his
flute while the others danced. At such times it frequently happened that the lords and ladies from the
castles near by would come in their fine coaches and
watch the merry-making.
"All the workers in the fields and vineyards were
poor, but Lizette's father and mother were the
poorest of all. They were the poorest, but they were
just as happy as any of the rest, for they had their
pretty little daughter, they had their health, and they
had good appetites, and sound sleep visited them when
the day was over. They had few troubles and no sorrows,
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[illustration - Dancing to the music of Hans's flute. ]
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save as they were called upon to sympathise with
such of their neighbours as had illness or death in the
house.
"Never believe that poverty means unhappiness or
sour discontent. It is the poor who are generous and
charitable, and it is the honest poor who have the
soundest sleep and the healthiest minds. Thus it was
with the father and mother of Lizette. They were
not only contented, but they were thankful their condition was no worse. But as their little daughter grew
older and more beautiful they often wished that they
were able to give her the accomplishments that would
fit her beauty and her brightness.
"When she heard them expressing their regrets
that they were too poor to do as much for her as they
could wish, she would shake her head and laugh, saying, 'If I had all the accomplishments you desire me
to have, I am afraid I should be discontented here.
It is better as it is. I can sing as loud and dance as
long as any of the children; I have a good frock for
Sunday; and though, as we know, the times are hard,
it is not often that I am hungry.'
"The father and mother said nothing, but they
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thought to themselves that the sweet disposition of
their child was only another reason why she should
fare better than they had fared. Old people, as you
will discover, live life over again in the lives of their
children. But these old people had no way to carry
out their desires. They could only sigh when they
thought that their lovely child would have to follow
in their footsteps. They sighed, but they were not
unhappy. Everything would be as a higher Power
willed, and with this they were content.
"Meanwhile Lizette was growing more beautiful
day by day. The colour of the sky was reflected in
her eyes, and the sunshine was caught and held in the
meshes of her golden hair. Her frock was scanty and
coarse, but somehow she wore her ragged frock and
her wooden shoes in a way that made one forget these
signs of poverty.
"The young girl enjoyed the singing and the
dancing when the grapes were gathered; indeed, her
feet were the nimblest, and her voice the sweetest; but
her greatest pleasure was to ramble about in the great
forest near which she lived. The opportunity for this
came on Sunday afternoons and on the feast days of
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the saints. At such times she could always be found
in the forest, and here she was at home in the truest
sense. She talked to the trees in a familiar way, and
she was sure they understood her, for their boughs
would wave and their leaves flutter when she spoke to
them; and when a sudden storm came up they would
shelter her with their foliage. She knew the birds,
and the birds knew her, and they were so fond of her
that they never made any loud outcry when she came
near their nests. They had known her ever since she
could toddle about, for she used to wander in the
forest even when she was very small.
"Indeed, the forest had been her nurse. When her
father and mother, in earning their scanty living,
were compelled to go away from home, they always
went away satisfied that she would be cared for in some
way. Left alone, she would toddle off into the woods,
and when she grew tired of looking at the birds and
the big butterflies that fluttered over the wild flowers,
she would stretch herself on the grass under the sheltering arms of a wild thorn, or in a bower made by
the woodbine, and there sleep as sweetly and as
soundly as if she were rocked in the richest of cradles.
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As she grew older she continued to ramble in the
forest. In some mysterious way she seemed to absorb
its freshness and its beauty, and she imbibed the innocence of the wild creatures who came to know her as
one of their companions. And as she grew in beauty
she grew in strength, and her strength gave her gentleness. Her eyes shone with dewy tenderness, and the
story they told could be understood even by a
wounded bird that lay panting in her path, or
by any creature that was seeking refuge or succour.
"One day—it was in the opening month of spring
—while Lizette was rambling about in her beloved
forest admiring the flowers that were beginning to
bloom, and making believe to catch the butterflies,
though every butterfly in the forest knew better than
that—she saw a very large one hovering near her.
More than once she reached out her hand to take it,
but it was always just out of reach. It was the largest
and most beautiful butterfly she had ever seen. It had
tremendous wings, marked in black and gold, though
when the sun shone on them the black changed to
purple in the light.
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[illustration - Lizette and the old woman. ]
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"Something in the movements of this butterfly
compelled her to watch it, and after a while she
thought it was acting in a very singular way. When
she went forward the butterfly seemed to be contented,
but when she paused or turned aside from the course
in which she had been going, it fluttered about her
head and face and played such pranks that anyone
but the tender Lizette would have been annoyed.
More than once she playfully tried to catch it, but at
such times it was always just out of reach.
"Knowing the birds and the butterflies better than
most people, Lizette came to the conclusion after
a while that this particular butterfly meant something
by its antics, so she went in the direction which it
seemed to desire her to go. Flying before her and
darting about, now to the right, now to the left, but
always leading in one direction, the butterfly went far
into the forest. And presently Lizette forgot all
about the butterfly, for there before her, lying prone
on the ground, was an old woman. She seemed to be
very ill or dying, and she presented a very pitiable
spectacle. Her grey hair was hanging from under
her head-covering, and her clothing was nothing but
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a collection of patches. She was groaning and
moaning, and appeared to be in a terrible
plight.
"As soon as she saw the deplorable condition of the
old woman, and heard her moans and groans, Lizette
ran forward, kneeled on the ground beside the unfortunate creature, stroked her hair away from her face,
and tried to find out what the trouble was.
"The old woman opened her eyes and made a hideous face at the young girl. 'You are trying to rob
me,' she cried, 'and you are over-young to be a
thief.'
"'I rob you, grandmother!' exclaimed Lizette,
blushing at the unexpected charge. Then, remembering the pitiable condition of the old woman, she said,
'We will talk about it when you are better. First tell
me what the trouble is.' She took the old woman's
head in her lap, in spite of the ugly faces she made,
and did her best to soothe and comfort her.
"But the old woman would not be soothed. She
continued to charge Lizette with robbing her,
and tried to drive her away. But the young girl was too
tender-hearted to be driven. She could hardly restrain
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her tears at the repeated charges of the old
woman, but she continued to do the best she could for
her, which was very little, since the poor old creature
refused to say where she was hurt or how. Between
her moans and groans she made faces at Lizette, continued to call her a thief, and did everything she
could to drive her away.
"But the child would not leave her. She swallowed
her mortification the best she could, and continued to
minister to the old woman, although she knew not what
to do.
"Finally she thought she saw a change come over
the old woman's face. Her features grew more composed,
and it was high time, for when her countenance was puckered up with pain, or when she was
making grimaces at Lizette, she was not pretty by
any means. She ceased to groan and moan, and presently when her countenance was smoothed out, and the
wrinkles had disappeared, she was a very pleasant-looking old woman.
"Wonderful to relate, she grew younger as Lizette caressed her. Her hair ceased to be grey, the
patches disappeared from her clothes, her withered
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cheeks and hands filled out and became plump, and
when she arose to her feet, which she did in no long
time, she was as beautiful as a dream. Her hair,
which had seemed to be grey, shone like spun slIver,
and her clothing, which had seemed so old and ragged,
glittered in the sunshine like satin.
"'Oh, how could I think that one so beautiful was
old and ugly!' cried Lizette.
"'Stranger things than that happen every day,'
replied the beautiful creature. 'I was old and ugly
when I caused you to be brought here, but now I am
what your good heart has made me; this is what your
kindness has done.'
"'But you called me a thief,' said Lizette, blushing
at the remembrance of the harsh things the pretended old woman had said about her.
"'My dear, that was the result of a bargain I had
made. We have our little disputes and differences in
the country that is all about you, but which you are
not permitted to see. I, for one, have been watching
you since your birth, and when I saw you the other
day tenderly nursing a poor wounded butterfly which
had been chilled by the night air, I said that you
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were as good as you are beautiful.' At this Lizette
blushed again, but this time from pleasure. 'The remark was overheard by a friend of mine who has a
very good disposition, but who is somewhat suspicious
of the good qualities that are sometimes ascribed to
mortals.
"'She has a good deal of power, too, this friend
of mine, for some day, the day when the moon changes
at seven minutes past seven o'clock on Friday, she will
be the queen of our small kingdom. And so when I
insisted that you were as good as you are beautiful
she proposed a test. This test is what you have just
witnessed. I became an old woman, and it was part of
the test that I should do my best to make you angry. I
was to try to frighten you with my grimaces, and
I was to call you a thief, and all sorts of ugly names,
and if you had gone away in a fit of anger I should
have been compelled to remain an old woman and go
about in rags for five and two years.
"'You see how much I trusted to your sweet temper
and your kind heart. I was a little frightened for
myself when you were about to cry, but I soon saw
that your good heart would triumph over your pride.
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It was a trial for you, and, as a reward, I have something for you."
"From under her shining mantle she drew a tiny
casket, covered with rich-looking cloth, plush or velvet.
Touching a spring, the lid of the casket flew
up, disclosing a crystal bell, which was suspended
from a little rod of gold, the two ends of which rested
on the inner frame of the casket. It was a beautiful
bell in a lovely setting. It glistened in the sun like a
large diamond, and in that day there was no jeweller
so expert that he could have told it was not a diamond.
"'This bell,' said the fairy—Lizette had already
recognised the beautiful creature as a fairy whose
good deeds the older people were always praising—
'is a magic bell. It has no clapper, and yet it will
ring. There is a little hammer in the bottom of the
casket, and this will rise and strike the bell when the
time has come to warn you of some danger that
threatens you or those you love. I have here a chain
for the casket, and you must wear it always around
your neck.'
"Lizette's heart was so full of gratitude that she
knew not what to say; but her feelings shone in her
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beautiful eyes, and the good fairy understood her just
as well as if she had spoken in the most eloquent
manner. 'I will wear it next my heart,' said the
young girl when she had found her voice, 'and I shall
remember your great kindness always. I do not
know what I have done to deserve it.'
"'Do you remember a time when you found a butterfly caught in a spider's web? I'm sure you do,
for it was not so very long ago. The spider was a
very large and fierce one, and he would have made
short work of the poor butterfly, entangled as it was
in the strong web. You remember, too, how carefully
you released the butterfly, and how tenderly you
handled the poor thing when once it was free from
the web. You will be surprised to learn that there
was no butterfly in the web, and no spider to devour
her. What seemed to be a butterfly was no other than
myself, and the spider was an unfriendly fairy, who
lives under another queen, and who, for some reason
or other, has taken a strong dislike to the fairies who
inhabit this wood.
"'You will think it strange that a fairy who can
change her shape at will should remain a butterfly
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when caught in a spider's web. But the most gifted
fairy cannot change her shape when she is brought
in contact with things that perish. You tried to kill
the spider; and it would have been a good thing for
both of us if you had succeeded; but, at any rate, you
rescued me, and, since you have stood the required
test, I think you have nothing to fear from the ugly-tempered fairy who took the shape of a spider to
destroy me.
"'You will have trials, and you will be alarmed,
but you must remember all the time that nothing but
unselfishness and innocence will preserve you. I do
not say that you will get everything you desire, because
that would be impossible if you become proud
or vain or ambitious, but if you continue to be good
and charitable and modest you will have what is best
for you in this world.'
"'I am sure,' said Lizette, with tears in her eyes,
'that I already have more than I deserve, since I have
your friendship. I ask nothing more than to be as
I have been, and to continue to deserve the good opinion
of my friends and the Little People to whom you
belong.'
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"The good fairy made no reply to this, but rose
from the ground, her garments shining with all the
colours of the rainbow, and her hair shining like the
rays of the harvest moon. 'Remember the crystal
bell,' she said as she floated upward, and her voice
sounded like a strain of beautiful music heard from
afar. 'Heed its warnings; but when it strikes as
the chimes do, remember that good luck is waiting in
the road for you.'
"The beautiful fairy rose higher in the air, and
began to wave the corners of her rich mantle, and in
a moment her shape had changed to that of the butterfly that had led Lizette to the old woman in the
forest, and the corners of the mantle were the butterfly's wings. She floated downward again, and,
circling playfully around the young girl's head,
touched her lightly on the cheek with her brilliant
wings, and Lizette knew that it was intended for a
caress.
"Circling higher and higher the fairy disappeared
in the forest, and Lizette standing in the path,
and looking after her benefactor, felt that she had
been dreaming. Indeed, she would have been certain
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it was all a dream, but for the fact that she could feel
the casket in her bosom.
"And yet, while she was talking to the fairy,
everything that happened seemed to be perfectly natural.
She was somewhat surprised, of course, but no
more so than she had often been at the various happenings in the everyday world around her. But, now that
it was all over, and she had time to reflect over it, her
astonishment knew no bounds. She wondered, too, if
she had thanked the good fairy in the proper manner,
and then she remembered that the words she wanted
to say had refused to come at her bidding, and she
thought, with a feeling of shame, that the fairy, who
had been so kind, must look upon her as very stupid.
"In spite of this feeling, however, she went home
feeling very happy. She ran part of the way, so
eager was she to tell her father and mother of her
good fortune. Lizette's story was hard to believe,
but then the old people had heard of fairies all their
lives. More than that, it was easier to believe things
in those days than it is now. Nevertheless, the father
and mother sat by the hearth that night a long time
after their daughter had gone to bed, and wondered,
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[illustration - The beautiful fairy rose higher and higher in the air, and began to
wave the corners of her rich mantle,and in a moment her
shape had changed to that of the butterfly that had led Lizette
to the old woman in the forest. ]
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as parents will, whether the vision their child had seen
was not an evil spirit. Even the best-educated people had some decided views about evil spirits in those
days, and among those who were ignorant such ideas
were as real as any belief they had. Lizette's father
was seriously inclined to take the casket, bell, and all,
and bury it deep in the ground, so that the spell, if
it was a spell, could do their daughter no harm. But
the mother, more practical in her views, refused to
listen to this. She argued that if the vision Lizette
had seen was an evil spirit, it would be useless to try
to escape the charm that had been laid on her, while,
on the other hand, if Lizette had really seen a good
fairy, it could not help matters to bury her gift.
"Nothing of all this talk was told to their daughter,
and the young girl never knew how near she was
to losing the precious gift of the fairy. She dreamed
the most beautiful dreams while she was sleeping, but
when she awoke, she heard the crystal bell sounding a
warning. She threw on her clothes in a hurry, and
all the while she was dressing, the bell continued to
strike. Just as she was ready to help her mother
with breakfast, she heard a loud knocking at their
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humble door, and when the door was opened, she
heard the voice of an old woman asking her mother
if she had a daughter. Peeping through a crack in
her own door, Lizette saw the old woman, and she
was as ugly a hag as one would wish to see in a day's
journey. Her face held a thousand wrinkles, her
skin was yellow, and two of her teeth protruded from
her upper lip like the tusks of some wild animal.
"'Where, then, is this daughter of yours?' the
old crone asked harshly.
"'She is at hand when those who have the right
desire to see her,' replied Lizette's mother. 'I will
answer for her, and you may speak to me.'
"'She will be spoken to by those who have something more than the right,' replied the old woman,
with a cackling laugh. 'Our good Prince Palermon,
who was riding through the forest yesterday, lost a
casket which had been given to him by his mother.
Search has been made far and wide, and it is still
going on. It is now supposed that someone, in passing through the forest, has found it,
and, not knowing the value, has concluded to keep it as a curiosity.
By chance, I saw your daughter walking in the forest
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yesterday, and have an idea that she has the casket.
If she will give it to me, it will be returned to the
Prince; and she may get a reward, but if not, nothing
will be said about it. If she has hidden it, or if she
tries to keep it—' Here the old crone made a horrible grimace, and made a motion as if the affair
would be a hanging matter.
"The husband and father had already gone to his
work in the fields, and the mother knew not what to
do. She had no idea that her daughter had told her
a falsehood about the casket; and yet, how did this
old woman know about it? Being a simple-minded
woman, she was quite puzzled as to the wisest course
to take; but she' remembered that her daughter had
got along very well without the casket all the days
of her life, and so she said to the old crone:
"'My daughter has the casket, and when the
Prince comes, or someone who represents him, it shall
be returned to him. You may tell him this for me.'
"'And do you suppose that the illustrious Prince
will condescend to come to this hovel, or lower himself
to send for what belongs to him? If you do, you are
mightily mistaken. The casket will be sent for, be
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sure of that—but I shouldn't like to be caught in this
house when the messenger comes.' The old crone
cackled as she said this, and was for going away, but
Lizette's mother, now thoroughly frightened, told her
to wait a moment, and she would get the casket.
'Aha!' cried the hag; 'you are coming to your
senses, I see! And it is very well for you and your
daughter that you are. It will save you much trouble
now and in the days to come.'
"Now, while her mother was talking to this old
crone, Lizette was standing at the door of her room
listening, and all the time she was listening the crystal
bell was sounding its warning. The young girl felt
that the old hag would frighten her mother, and that
she would have to surrender the casket if she remained
in the house, and so, while the bell was rapping out
its warning notes, she slipped through the window of
her room, and fled into the fields, and as soon as she
got out of sight of the house the bell ceased to sound
the alarm.
"Thus it happened that when Lizette's mother
went to fetch the casket, she found her daughter gone.
She was much troubled at this, for the child had not
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eaten her breakfast. The mother searched in the
blankets for the casket, but it was not to be found,
and she was compelled to tell the old woman that
Lizette had gone out, but would probably return in
a short time.
"'Gone out, is she? I thought as much. Well,
the casket will be called for, mark that! And the
girl will be called for also—and you will do well to
mark that, too.'
"She went away laughing like a hen cackling, and
left the poor woman thoroughly frightened. And
yet, somehow, she had a feeling of relief. If Lizette
had been in the house she would undoubtedly have
compelled her to surrender the casket. When the
mother grew calmer, she felt convinced that the old
hag had tried to deceive her, for she had never known
her daughter to tell a falsehood.
"She waited for her daughter to return, and she
also had some expectation that the Prince would send
for the casket; but she soon forgot all about the
Prince when Lizette continued to absent herself, something that she had never been known to do until after
she had attended to all her household duties. Now she
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was gone, and nothing had been attended to—she had
not even eaten her breakfast. The good mother
fretted and worried a good deal as the morning passed
with no sign of Lizette. She went to the field where
her husband was working, and told him of all the happenings of the morning. The poor man could only
shake his head and push his spade deeper into the
ground; he could do nothing; he was helpless. He
felt naturally that if he had been allowed to have his
own way—if he had been permitted to bury the casket
deep out of sight—they would have had no trouble
with it. He felt so and said so; and this view of the
matter seemed so reasonable that the good wife began
to cry, feeling that everything that had occurred had
been her fault. The poor woman cried all the way
home, and only dried her eyes when she came near
the house, feeling that it would not mend matters for
Lizette to see her in tears if she had by any chance
returned.
"But Lizette had not returned, and the mother now
became thoroughly frightened. It seemed to her
that the house was lonelier than ever, and she had
known it to be very lonely sometimes. But with her
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child gone, and with all the dread created by uncertainty hanging about her, the place no longer felt
like home, and she gave way to her tears again.
Nevertheless, there was work to be done,—cooking,
washing, scrubbing,—but she set about it with a heavy
heart.
"As for Lizette, she had been led away from the
house by her desire to preserve the crystal bell. She
went into the forest, where she remained until she
thought the old woman had gone away, but when she
started back home, the bell began to warn her with its
tinkling strokes, and she felt justified in obeying the
warning. So she continued to ramble about at random in the forest. She came to a path, and would
have crossed it, but the bell warned her, and it continued until she went along the path in a direction
that led her away from her home.
"In rambling about in the forest she had avoided
this path, for she knew that it led to the King's highway, which at certain seasons of the year was filled
with travellers, some in coaches, some in carriages,
and some on horseback. It was the season for the
great annual fête at the King's capital, and, at such
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times, Lizette's mother had often warned her not to
go in sight of the highway. The good woman knew
that her daughter was very beautiful, and she wanted
to keep her out of sight of the reckless and irresponsible persons who might chance to be going to or coming
from the capital of the kingdom.
"The warnings of her mother had been sufficient
to keep Lizette away from the highway, and she had
confined her rambles to that part of the forest where
strangers never came. But now the crystal bell was
leading her to disobey the instructions of both her
mother and father, but she thought she had a very
good reason for it, and she followed as the bell led.
When she came in sight of the King's highway, a company of troopers was passing, and they made a brave
show, with their shining armour, their glittering halberds, and their fiery horses. Following this troop
was a troop of foot soldiers, with their fifes and drums
and flying flags.
"Lizette gazed at the great array with delight.
She had never seen anything so fine, and she was ready
to clap her hands because of the brave show the soldiers made. She would have gone closer, but the
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[illustration - The soldiers passing. ]
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crystal bell tinkled out its warning, and she remained
where she was. But presently the highway was clear,
and as she went forward the bell was silent. The
road ran between two hedges that had been planted
along its entire length by order of the old King, who
had been dead many years—so many that his grandson, who reigned in his stead, was now an old man
with a son of his own, who was called the Prince.
Lizette had often heard how handsome and good this
young Prince was. He was so different from many other princes that his good deeds and his kindness
were talked of everywhere.
"There was an opening in the hedge near where
Lizette stood, and she went through and stood in the
road, looking at the gay cavalcade of soldiers that was
just disappearing in the distance. She was so much
interested in this that she failed to see a great coach
that was coming along the road behind her. The
crystal bell warned her in time to get out of the way,
and then it began to ring out a beautiful chime. The
coachman was for driving on by, but a grand lady who
sat in the coach gave him a command to stop, and he
drew up his fine horses instantly.
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"In the coach with the fine lady were a gentleman
and a little girl, and they were all three staring at
Lizette with all their eyes. 'Did you ever see a
creature more beautiful?' cried the lady. 'Just
think how lovely she would be if she were properly clad! Why, she would create a sensation
at court; she would take the people's breath
away!'
"'Oh, give her to me, mamma!' exclaimed the little
girl. 'We will dress her up in my large dolly's
clothes, and then she'll be my sweetest dolly.' The
little girl was so much in earnest that she stood up and
looked from the window of the coach, and called and
beckoned to Lizette. 'Come here!' she cried. 'You
must go with me and be my largest dolly.'
"Lizette smiled at the little girl, and the smile
made her more beautiful than ever. The gentleman
in the coach was not so enthusiastic as the lady and
the little girl. 'Her clothing is in rags,' he suggested. 'But it is very clean,' replied the lady.
'And look at her hands, how small—and her complexion, how clear! Why, she is as beautiful as a
wild rose.' 'True,' said the gentleman; 'but she is
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happy here—will she be as happy in a strange place
and among strange people?'
"'As to that, I cannot say,' answered the lady;
'but she seems to me to be one of those rare natures
which find happiness in making others happy.' The
gentleman shrugged his shoulders. 'Have your
way.'
"The lady asked Lizette her name, and inquired
about her father and mother, and was very much
pleased at the replies she received. The appearance
and attitude of the young girl were so modest, and her
replies were so intelligent, that those in the coach could
not but believe that she was superior to the station in
which Providence had placed her.
"'Oh, mamma!' cried the little girl again, 'please
give her to me; I will take good care of her.'
"'I am sure of that, my dearest,' replied the lady,
'but she doesn't belong to me. If she will go with
me of her own free will, I shall be very glad to take
her.'
"Just as Lizette was about to say that she would
be very glad to go with the kind lady, an old woman
came out of the wood behind her, and rushed forward
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as if to embrace her. Lizette eluded her, and turned
to those in the coach with an air of entreaty, for she
recognised in the old woman the same old hag who had
come after the casket, claiming that the Prince had
lost it in the forest. Strange to say, however, the
crystal bell sounded no note of warning. It was quite
silent, save when the golden hammer rung out the
musical chimes. For this reason she was no longer
afraid of the old woman. She had an idea, indeed,
that this hag was no other than the evil-minded
fairy whom she had been warned against.
"'You see how my daughter treats me!' cried the
old crone; 'but you must excuse her, Your Honours.
When she gets hungry, she is quite another creature.
She is ashamed of me before company, but she is not
ashamed of me when she wants food.'
"'You are not my mother,' said Lizette, blushing; 'but if you were I would not be ashamed of you.
I never saw you until this morning, and then you were
trying to rob me.'
"'Rob you! your own mother rob you!'
"'Not my mother, but you, Dame Spider.' When
the old crone heard this name she flung her arms above
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her head, gave a cry, and darted into the wood.
Lizette had no idea that this name would have such an
effect on the old woman, but she remembered what
she had heard of the spider that had tried to catch
the good fairy, and she called the old woman Dame
Spider to let her know—if she was the wicked fairy—
that she was suspected.
"The little girl laughed to see the ugly old woman
run away so quickly. 'She doesn't like the name,'
said the gentleman. 'If she's your mother, it's a
pity.'
"'But she is not my mother,' Lizette insisted. 'I
never saw her but once before in my life. My mother
and father live at the farther edge of the forest, and if
the lady has time to drive that way, she can see them
both. My mother is quite different from the woman
you saw here just now.'
"'I should hope so,' said the lady; and then she
told Lizette that she would like to take her to the
capital, where the court was, and where the King
lived, and she promised the young girl that she would
be well taken care of.
"Lizette replied that she would be glad to go if
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she could get the permission of her father and mother.
Those in the carriage consulted a while together, and
at last it was decided to send one of the footmen with
Lizette. Meanwhile, the lady, the gentleman, and the
little girl were to sit in the coach and wait for the
footman's return. The gentleman, it was plain, was
not pleased with the programme; but he made the
best of it, and sat with what patience he could, though
he yawned a great deal.
"Now, if the wicked fairy was powerless to do
Lizette a bodily injury while she carried the crystal
bell in her bosom, she had it in her power to throw
a great many unexpected obstacles in the young girl's
way, and this she proceeded to do. Lizette, accompanied by the footman, turned into the path by which
she had come to the highway, but presently this path
became obscure, and it grew fainter and fainter, until
finally it disappeared altogether. This was not only
puzzling to the young girl—it was distressing. The
path had always been plain enough before, and she
could not understand why it should fail to be plain
now. But she kept on the best she knew how. The
footman was very patient and kind,—he wanted
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[illustration - Lizette and the footman on the blind path. ]
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Lizette to give a good report of his conduct if she
returned,—but the young girl was completely at a
loss as to the direction in which she was going. She
knew she had been in this part of the wood many
times, though not in the path, but everything seemed
strange to her now. Her eagerness to get home added
largely to her confusion, and it was not long before
she felt that she was lost—lost in a forest that had
almost been her home.
"Just as she was about to tell the footman that she
was lost, and did not know which way to turn, a large
butterfly—the one that she had seen on two occasions
before—floated down from the tops of the trees, and
circled round her head close to her face. 'Lead me
home, pretty butterfly!' she exclaimed; 'lead me
home, and that quickly.'
"The footman thought at first that she was speaking to him, but she shook her head when he asked
her, and kept her eyes on the butterfly, which now
went in a direction nearly opposite to that in which
they had been going. Lizette followed it, and the
footman followed her, and they went along very
rapidly. Once she lost sight of the butterfly, but she
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soon found it again. It had been compelled to fly
over the tops of the trees to escape a large spider's
web that had been flung from tree to tree. At that
moment, too, they found the path again, and Lizette ran ahead, the footman following as best he
could.
"Lizette was soon at home, and once there her story
was quickly told, every part of which was confirmed
by the footman. This was not enough for the
mother, who insisted on accompanying her daughter
to the highway, so she could see the face of the kind
lady who had proposed to take her child to the great
city and provide for her. The mother quickly got
together the modest wardrobe that belonged to
Lizette, and insisted on dressing her in her Sunday
best. This occupied but a few moments, and then
they were ready to return.
"They found the lady and her companions awaiting them very impatiently. The gentleman was in
such a hurry that he had descended from the coach,
and was pacing slowly up and down, wishing, no
doubt, that they had never seen the peasant girl.
Still, he was a kind-hearted gentleman, and he was
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rather glad on the whole that the young girl had
returned. The lady, without telling her name, spoke
very kindly to Lizette's mother, and told her how the
beauty of the child had attracted her, and how she
proposed to take charge of her and provide for her
until she had become of age. Though the poor peasant woman loved her daughter dearly, and though she
knew that she would lie awake and weep over her absence for many a long night, she raised no objection
to the lady's wishes. On the contrary, she declared
that she looked on the lady's offer as the greatest honour that ever had or ever could come to
them.
"'Be not too sure of that,' said the lady, 'for your
daughter has modesty as well as beauty, and if she
is also generous and kind-hearted, nothing will stand
in the way of her advancement.'
"The mother could not find words to express her
thanks, and so she turned away, after kissing her
daughter good-bye, and went out of sight without
looking back, for she was afraid
Lisette
would see her weeping.
"Now, this great lady was not altogether unselfish
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in what she proposed to do. She was one of the
ladies of the court, and her husband, the gentleman
who was in the coach with her, was one of the King's
chief advisers. The lady was ambitious not only for
herself, but for her husband. She knew that the
King would soon be compelled to surrender the government
to his son the Prince, and she wanted her husband and herself to stand well with the Prince when
he became King. It happened that the young Prince,
who had just come of age, had publicly declared his
purpose to marry the most beautiful woman in the
kingdom, without regard to rank or station. The
only conditions he attached to the decree was that the
woman of his choice should be modest, gentle, generous, and good, as well as beautiful.
"Those who were attached to the court thought
that it would be well for the young Prince to marry
a princess of one of the neighbouring kingdoms, so
that the power and influence of his own country might
be strengthened, and they were very much disturbed
over the announcement that the heir to the throne had
made. They were inclined to regard it as evidence
that he would make an eccentric ruler when he became
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King. But there were others who thought that it
showed an independent mind, and a desire to make
himself popular with his own people.
"Nevertheless, those who were close to the court
were in the habit of trying to please those who were
above them, and some of these set their wits to work
to please the Prince in the matter, in the hope that
they might advance their own interests. Among
these was the lady who had induced Lizette to accompany her to court. This lady had a great advantage
over the other ladies of the court. She had humoured
the Prince when he was a mere boy, and she had given
him good advice in many ways. His own mother,
who had been the Queen, was dead, and this lady had
been very kind to him when he stood much in need of
sympathy.
"When the young Prince made his announcement,
the lady urged her husband to visit his estate in the
country, in the hope that the journey would enable her
to discover a young girl who was beautiful enough
to catch the eye of the Prince. Her journey had been
in vain up to the moment when she saw Lizette standing by the roadside, and it needed but a glance for
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her to see that this girl was the one she had been
searching for.
"Once at the capital, and in her own home, she lost
no time in preparing a suitable wardrobe for Lizette.
She had sent to her a great many fine dresses, and she
observed with pleasure that the young girl chose the
simplest. And even while Lizette was choosing, and
was prepared to be very happy, she thought of
the poverty of her mother and father, and sighed.
She made no secret of her thoughts, and the lady told
her that in a few months, perhaps, she would be able
to give her parents everything they wanted and more.
"The young Prince finally set the day when he was
to make his choice, and, to the surprise of all, he named
a new condition. The young girl who was to be his
bride was to be not only beautiful, gentle, generous,
and good, but she was to bring as her wedding dowry
a trinket, or piece of jewelry, or some article of value
which could not be matched in the kingdom. Of
course there was great consternation among those
whose friends or daughters had proposed to enter the
contest. Some of the would-be brides withdrew in a
huff, while others besieged the jewellers with orders
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to make them some kind of an ornament which should
have no pattern or fellow in the kingdom. The result
was quite curious, for when the day came for the
Prince to make his selection of a bride, the room in the
palace which had been set apart for those who were
ambitious to become princesses had the appearance
of a museum full of queer relics.
"Now, the lady who had Lizette in charge had very
wisely refrained from telling her about the declaration of the Prince, for she knew that the young girl's
modesty would take alarm. But the Prince was a
frequent visitor at the lady's house, and she contrived
it so that the two young people should see each other.
Indeed, she gave them frequent opportunities to converse together. Not knowing that the young man
was the Prince, Lizette talked with him very freely,
and he with her. He inquired if she intended to enter
into the contest with the beauties of the kingdom in
response to the invitation of the Prince.
"'Why, no,' she replied. 'I am nothing but a
poor peasant girl, and my parents have as much as
they can do to earn an honest living. The Prince
wouldn't look at such as I.'
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"He then tried to explain that, under the terms of
the contest, a peasant girl would have as good a chance
as any, if only she could fulfil the conditions. But
Lizette only laughed, declaring that she would feel
so much out of place among the beautiful girls of the
kingdom that she would feel like sinking through the
floor.
"'But,' the young man insisted, 'if the Prince were
wise he would choose you in preference to all the rest.'
"The lady had overheard this conversation, and
her heart was filled with joy, especially when Lizette
asked her some time afterwards if she thought the
Prince was wise. The reply of the lady was that the
Prince was as wise as the young man who sometimes
came to see them. This reply caused Lizette to blush,
though it failed to put any foolish ideas in her head.
"When the day came for the Prince to make choice
of his bride, the largest room in the palace was filled
with young ladies from all parts of the kingdom, and
some of them were very beautiful. Lizette was there
also, but the lady had given her to understand that
she was to be present merely as a spectator. When
everything was ready, the young man who sometimes
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[illustration - The room full of trinkets. ]
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visited the lady with whom Lizette lived, came into
the room and looked around. All the young girls,
with the exception of Lizette, bowed very low, making
curtsies that were deemed a part of the court etiquette.
Lizette, having no idea that this was the Prince,
merely nodded as to an old acquaintance. This
created some comment, and as her beauty shone out
more brightly than all the rest, the comment was
somewhat ill-natured. In the view of some she was
an 'impudent minx,' while others whispered that she
was 'ill-bred and impolite.' As Lizette heard none of
these remarks, she regarded the scene with great composure,
wondering when the Prince would make his appearance. A small throne had been placed at one end
of the room, and ushers and servants in fine uniforms
stood at its rear, and were lined up on each side.
"Suddenly, while Lizette was admiring the scene,
and wondering where so many beautiful girls had
come from, an usher came to her. 'The Prince,' he
said, 'would be pleased to speak with you.' He led
the way toward the throne, and she beheld seated there
the young man with whom she had a slight acquaintance.
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"'I am the Prince,' he said; 'will you seat yourself beside me?'
"'Your Royal Highness, I——' The poor girl
was so astonished that she could hardly speak, and, in
fact, she knew not what to say.
"The Prince rose, seeing her embarrassment, and
took her by the hand. She would have knelt before
him, but he would not permit it. 'There are two
seats, Lizette,' he said. 'One is for me, and the other,
if you will take it, is for you.' While he was speaking the crystal bell was ringing a joyful chime. He
heard it and paused to listen, charmed with the sweet
melody. Trembling, she stepped forward to take the
seat, then paused, and turned to the Prince. 'Have
you forgotten, Your Highness, that I am but a poor
peasant girl? My father burns charcoal, and my
mother gathers faggots.'
"Instead of answering her he led her to the seat,
and as she took it he was well repaid by the look she
gave him. Her eyes, swimming in happy tears, were
full of gratitude. 'I heard music just now, and I
hear it again,' said the Prince. 'Can you by any
chance tell me where it is and what it is?'
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"For answer, she took the casket containing the
crystal bell from her bosom, and placed it in his hand.
It chimed forth a sweet melody louder than ever. And
all the great company were enchanted by the music
so wonderfully produced.
"Well," said the man in the box or cage, "that
is the end of my story. Lizette was married to the
Prince, and in due time became the Queen, and her
parents were well cared for. The young Prince, who
afterward became King, would have bestowed riches
on them, but they insisted that all they desired was to
be comfortable. Now that their daughter was happy,
they had no other aim in life than to live contented on
their farm.
"One of the features of the wedding, which was
celebrated with great magnificence, was a large and
beautiful butterfly which hovered over the bride during
the ceremony, and alighted on her shoulder afterwards, and sat there fanning her face with its wings,
which shone as if they were studded with jewels. One
of the scholars at the court—he was an entomologist,
a man who collects bugs and insects—wanted to catch
the butterfly and add it to his collection, but the Princess
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protested so earnestly that the Prince threatened
to banish him from the court if he so much as looked
at the butterfly. As you may guess, the butterfly
was no other than the good fairy who had brought all
this good fortune to Lizette."
"That is the kind of a story I like," said Sweetest
Susan. "Fair to middling," remarked Wally Wanderoon, "but a trifle long for the matter that is in
it. How do you like it?" he inquired, turning to
Drusilla, who was beginning to look sleepy.
"Who—me? WeIl, dey's lot's too much princin'
an' kingin' fer me; an' dem ar butterflies—dey may
er been dar, but ef dey is, I don't want none un um
skeetin' roun' me."
"It's a story for girls," said Buster John, "and it
does pretty well."
"There was a young Prince in it," suggested
Sweetest Susan.
Buster John made no further criticism, and Wally
Wanderoon seemed to be reflecting. "I caught that
chap and put him in there because I was told he was
a great teller of stories; but he doesn't seem to be
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doing as well as his friends thought he would. He
is getting long-winded, and I have no doubt he needs
exercise, or something of that kind. It may be that
I am getting too old to appreciate that sort of thing,
but I hope not. I have seen the day when I could
tell a story myself. I don't mean by that that I could
sit down and work it up in my mind. I am so constituted that, in order to tell a good story, I must have
facts to go on—not ordinary facts, but the truth as
it appears to those who know something about it."
"Then tell us one of that kind," said Buster John.
"I am afraid you would think I was drawing the
long bow—stretching the blanket—chewing the red
rag—or something of that kind. To look at me now
you wouldn't think I was once young and sweet, would
you? And yet, that is the rumour I heard from those
who could remember about it. They are all dead
now, but they were not dead when they handed the
rumour down to me. One of them was my mother,
and she said that if I had had my picture taken, and
someone had held it to the light, sweetness would have
oozed out of it just as naturally as rosin out of a
pine."=
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VI
THE RED FLANNEL NIGHT-CAP
>"WELL, when I was about as large as
Buster John here, and still as sweet as
ever, so far as I know, I went to visit
my godmother. She belonged to a roving band of
gipsies, and she and her companions happened to be
camping near my father's house when I was born.
Nobody asked her to be my godmother; she simply
walked into the room, and announced that she proposed to take on herself the duties of such a position,
and before anybody could say a word, she touched me
on the forehead three times, turned around twice, sat
down in the middle of the floor, and made some marks
on the planks with her thumbnail, using her left hand,
and there she was—having made herself my godmother before a fish could bat its eye. That done,
she made a low bow to the small company there assembled, and went her way. The next morning, when
my mother sent out to discover the name of the person
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who had made herself my godmother so unceremoniously, she and her companions had moved on. Not a
sign of them was left, except the ashes of the fire that
they had lit in their camp.
"This was a fine beginning, you wiII say, and perhaps you would be right about it. I don't remember
what I thought at the time, but as the report is that
I began to cry as soon as the gipsy-woman left the
house, and kept it up for some time, the probability
is that I was somewhat angry at the way I had been
treated. That is why I say that people should be
very careful about the feelings of children. I have
no doubt that grief at that time has something to do
with my growth. If I had been consulted, I think I
would have been several feet taller."
"What were you grieving about?" inquired
Sweetest Susan, who was always ready to show her
sympathy.
"That is the trouble," replied Wally Wanderoon.
"I don't remember; if I did, no doubt my mind would
be easier on the subject. In your way through the
world, you should always take time to sympathise with
those who have secret troubles. Mine are so small
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that I don't mind telling you about them, as you have
seen.
"Well, as I was growing up, my mother used often
to tell me about my mysterious godmother, and she
always left the impression on my mind that we had not
heard the last of her; and the idea seemed to be that,
in some way, this godmother, whose name no one knew,
would finally make my fortune. This was what my
mother thought, and she soon brought me to the same
way of thinking. There was nothing strange about
this; nearly everybody has an imaginary ship that is
always to come into port, bringing a fortune, and
yet it always founders in the sea.
"As for me, I had some very long thoughts, as
children will have, but I waited for my ship the same
as other people. One day, when I was about the size
of Buster John, not as tall, perhaps, but stouter, a
dark-looking stranger came to our house, and asked
for my mother. She presented herself as soon as she
could,—she had to primp a little, knowing that a
stranger had called,—and she was soon given to understand
that my godmother was in the neighbourhood, and had a strong desire to see me. Naturally,
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[illustration - A dark stranger came to our door. ]
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my mother thought that all her dreams had come true,
and so did I as soon as I heard the nature of the message.
"I was keen to go, and my mother was as eager as
I was; and yet, she hesitated. She wondered why the
godmother hadn't come herself, as she did the first
time, instead of sending. The reason was plain to
me, for if she had sent for me the night that I was
born, I should have had some trouble in putting on my
clothes and finding my way to the camp and back
again, for at that time, you must remember, I was
quite a stranger in those parts. I knew nothing of the
big oak tree that grew at the corner of the house, and
I had not even seen the jaybirds that built their
nests in its boughs every summer. In fact, I
was about as ignorant as anyone could possibly
be.
"Well, you know how it is—my mother wanted me
to go, and she didn't. She thought maybe my godmother had fortune, or, at the very least, a fine present,
for me, and then she was afraid I wouldn't come back.
As for me, I wanted to go. After a boy becomes
twelve years of age, he is ready to take almost any
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chance that presents itself, and therefore I begged
and pleaded with my mother to let me go. While she
hesitated, the messenger who had come from the gipsies—a tall, wild-eyed looking fellow—stood and
gazed on us with a peculiar smile on his face. Finally
he grew impatient, and so he says, in a careless sort of
way, 'What shall I tell my mistress?' 'Why——'
says my mother, and there she stopped. Seeing her
hesitate, I ran and caught the man by the hand and
pulled him along. 'Come,' said I, 'she's willing,'
and away we went through the woods, the man walking
fast to make up for lost time, and I running hard at
his heels.
"We presently came to the camp, which was
pitched in the midst of a great wood, and there I saw
my godmother waiting for me with small show of
patience.
"'Oh, and you've come, have you?' she growled.
'I would have waited the day out, if I were you. A
pretty way to treat your godmother, and the only
one you've got.'
"'Why, as to that,' says I, 'having never seen
you before, I have never felt the need of you; but I
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would have been here before now, but for the fears
of my mother.'
"'Oh!' she cried; 'mammy was afraid her pretty
darling would come to some harm,' she sneered.
"'She had her doubts about it,' I replied; 'but
as for me, I had none. Ask your messenger.'
"'You are a quick-spoken lad,' she declared, 'but
that was to be expected, with such a godmother as you
have.' She certainly seemed to know her own merits,
and made no attempt to hide her knowledge.
"She was not what I should call a handsome
woman," Wally Wanderoon went on, "but she had her
good points. For one thing she had long black hair
that fell away from her head in great waves, and her
eyes were as bright as those of a mink—and as black.
I rather liked her looks myself. There was nothing of
the old crone about her. When she smiled she showed
as pretty a set of teeth as this rubber doll of yours."
"Huh! ef you think I'm a rubber doll youer mighty
much mistaken," said Drusilla with a show of ndignation. "I'm bigger'n you is an' wider, too."
"Oh, you'll do pretty well," remarked Wally Wanderoon complacently; "you'll do very well indeed.
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I wish you had been with me at the time I am speaking of. That was—let me see, let me see—yes, that
was three—no—four hundred years ago the way you
count time. The way I count it, it was only four
years ago."
"Four hundred years ago!" exclaimed Buster
John; "why this country wasn't discovered then."
"I may be mistaken," replied Wally Wanderoon,
"but I don't think I said anything about this country.
In fact, the story I'm telling has nothing whatever to do with this country."
"Oh!" Buster John cried apologetically.
"Let me see—I was talking about my godmother.
As I was saying, she was a tolerably good-looking
woman. I was surprised at this, for I had an idea
that godmothers must, in the nature of things, be old
and somewhat shaky. I said as much to the woman,
and she seemed pleased, for she smiled and showed
her pretty white teeth.
"'I have several gifts for you,' she said, 'and it
remains to be seen whether you will appreciate them.'
She came to me where I stood, and placed her hand on
my head, and began something like this—
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"'It's the natural right of every man
To get rich if he must, or poor if he can.'
"I leave you to judge whether, at my age, I could
understand the meaning of this. I don't know that
I understand it any better now; but I remember every
word she said, and this was the way she began when
she placed her hand on my head. Then she went on:
"'Your eyes shall see in the night,
Your feet shall be swift in flight;
Your arms and your legs shall be strong,
And the years that you live shall be long.'
"As you may well believe, these presents, or promises, made me feel very comfortable. I straightened
myself up and tried to look taller than I really was.
Then my godmother began to speak again. She held
in her hand what I took to be a piece of red flannel,
but when she unfolded it I saw that it was a red flannel
night-cap, such as I had seen my great-grandmother wear.
"'Take this,' she said, 'and guard it carefully.
When you wear it at night you will have pleasant
dreams, and in these dreams you will be able to foresee
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danger, and you will be able to foretell coming
events. This foresight and foreknowledge will enable you to tell fortunes and to predict coming
events.'
"I wish," said Drusilla suddenly, "dat I know'd
when I wuz gwine ter git dinner."
"Will you hush!" cried Buster John. "Why,
you'd spoil any story in the world."
"She doesn't bother me," said Wally Wanderoon;
"no, not a bit more than that child there." He
pointed to Billy Biscuit, who was fast asleep. After
rubbing his nose Wally Wanderoon resumed his story.
"My godmother, after telling me about the night-
cap, as I have told you, went on to say that with it on
my head in the daytime I would know who my friends
were, and who my enemies, and that it would be of
great benefit to me in many ways which I would find
out for myself. In short, it was the most wonderful
piece of flannel cloth that had ever been cut from a
loom—or would have been if it had been woven, for
when I came to examine it, I found that it had been
knit, but its texture was just as fine and as close as a
piece of cloth made on a loom. The only way I could
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tell it was knit was because it was all in one piece. If
it had been cloth, you know, it would have had a
seam in it somewhere.
"Well, my godmother gave me the nightcap and a
great deal of good advice which I have forgotten, and
then she bade me good-bye. I hesitated about going,
for I was afraid I couldn't find my way out of the
forest, and I had hopes that she would send the messenger with me. She saw what the trouble was, and
simply remarked that whenever I was in doubt about
anything, I must put on the night-cap. This I
hastened to do when out of sight of the gipsy camp,
and then a very strange thing happened. By the
time I had put the cap on, I could see my mother
standing in the door looking in my direction to see if
I was coming. She shaded her eyes with her hand
and peered into the forest, and her features were as
plain to me as if I had been standing by her side, and
I could see she was worried.
"Now, you may not believe me, but by the time
I had adjusted my hat over the cap, so as to hide it,
I was standing in the yard, though as it seemed to
me I hadn't moved out of my tracks. My return was
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a great relief to my mother, who had no confidence
in the gipsies, any more than the common run of people have to-day. She heard with surprise what I had
to tell her, and insisted on trying on the night-cap,
but, somehow or other, she couldn't make it fit. No
matter how careful she was, there was always something wrong about it; it would be wrong side out-
wards, or hind side before, or it would fall out of her
hands in spite of all she could do; and finally she gave
it up, saying that she must be getting old. But I
found out afterwards that the cap would fit only me
and one other—my enemy. I hadn't met him at that
time, and therefore I didn't know him.
"But I came to know him after a while, and I came
to know a great many other people, some good and
some bad. I hardly know how to tell you all about
the red flannel night-cap. I had so many adventures
with it, some queer, and some ridiculous, that it
would take me two or three days to tell them. The
fact is, I can't remember everything that happened;
I only know that from the time the night-cap came
into my possession, I began to find myself busy with
adventures. They followed on one another's heels so
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[illustration - The moon settling down. ]
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fast that there were days when I was sorry I had the
night-cap, and if I could have seen my godmother,
I should have returned it to her."
Wally Wanderoon paused and looked up at the sky
—if it could be called a sky—and seemed to be reflecting. Following the direction of his eyes, Drusilla
looked up, and gave an exclamation of surprise. The
sky was of a deep copper colour, and the markings
overhead were like those she had always observed on
the moon, only they were a thousand times larger.
'Name er goodness!' she exclaimed; 'I b'lieve de
moon is settlin' down on us!'
"Well, why not?" inquired Wally Wanderoon.
"We are obliged to have some kind of an umbrella,
and the moon is as good as anything else."
"Dat may do fer dem what usen ter dat sort er
umbrell, but me— I b'lieve I'd a heap ruther git
wet."
"You'll keep on talking your foolish talk," said
Buster John scornfully, "until you'll get us into
trouble, and then who will get us out? Aaron isn't
here, and if you can find Mr. Thimblefinger, you'd do
me a favour."
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"I can't fin' 'im; I dunner wharbouts ter look,"
said Drusilla sadly.
"Then hold your tongue!" Buster John commanded.
If Wally Wanderoon heard this conversation, he
paid no attention to it. He kept on looking at the
sky, and rubbing his chin. Finally he turned to the
children. "I was trying to think," he said, "what
to tell you first, and I have decided that my adventures
with my enemy will amuse you, for in spite of all I
could do, they turned out to be about as ridiculous as
anything of the kind I ever heard of, though they
seemed to be serious enough at the time. I could tell
you a hundred tales about that red flannel night-cap,
and I may tell you fifty or sixty now, but the rest
will have to be postponed until some other time. But
the fifty or sixty that I propose to tell——'"
"'Fo' dinner?" inquired Drusilla with a frown.
"I can tell you better about that if you would
show me the dinner," replied Wally Wanderoon, lifting his eyebrows higher than ever and looking at
Drusilla with a comical smile.
"Humph! I wish I could show it ter you; I bet
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you wouldn't mor'n git a glimp un it 'fo' I'd gobble
it up. Go on an' tell de tales den; I kin stan' um
ef dese chillun, an' dat baby dar, kin."
"Well," said Wally Wanderoon, "the name of this
tale might well be 'Satan's Snuff-Box,' but I shall
not call it that. After you have heard it, you may
call it what you please. Shortly after my godmother
gave me the red flannel night-cap, my mother
wanted me to go to the village for some article which
she needed about the house, and so I mounted my
donkey and started off, hoping that I would have an
opportunity to try the virtue of my godmother's gift.
If it did nothing else, it gave me confidence in myself.
I was not afraid now to go to the village, and, in fact,
I would not have been afraid to go to the largest city
in the world. It was a curious change, too, for
previous to that I had been very shy of strangers.
One reason was my short stature; I knew very well
that those who were more fortunate in the size and
shape of their figure, were inclined to make sport of
me for an affliction—if you can call it so—that I
couldn't help; and the thought of it gave me great
pain, and caused me to wish many and many a time
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that I might never see a human face—I mean the face
of a stranger.
"But, somehow or other, I had suddenly lost that
feeling, and so, when my mother asked me if I was
afraid to go to town for her, I answered very bravely
that I would be glad to go. So I saddled my donkey,
and went along the road whistling a merry tune, for
I felt happy. I wore the red flannel night-cap under
my cloth hat, and kept my eye out for some adventure worthy of a brave lad.
"Suddenly, in the far distance, by the side of the
road that led over a steep hill, I saw a carriage. It
was standing still, and I judged that the heavy mud,
occasioned by the rain that had been falling for
many days, had proved too much for the strength
of the two horses. This turned out to be the fact,
although the horses were very stout. In the coach
sat two ladies, the gentleman who was escorting them
being engaged in aiding the driver and the postilion
to drag the carriage from the soft mud into which
the wheels had sunk to their hubs.
"Without any invitation, I jumped from my donkey, and endeavoured to help them the best I could.
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It seemed that my weight against one of the wheels
was just sufficient, with the aid of the horses and the
other men, to move the coach, and so it was slowly
dragged from the mud until the wheels rested on firm
ground. The ladies smiled their thanks, and the
gentleman, forgetting about the weight of the
feather that broke the camel's back, looked at me in
astonishment. 'You have stout arms, my little man,'
he declared. 'If you grow stronger as you grow
older, you will be a successor to Hercules.'
"I paid little attention to him, for while he was
talking it seemed to me that I could see the town to
which we were all going. More than that, I could
see the very carriage that was standing by my side.
It drove into the courtyard of an inn, and before
the postilion could dismount to unfasten the door,
several men rushed from a rear room in the inn, overpowered the gentleman, and made off with the ladies.
I saw all this as plainly as I see you children, and
I was so taken up with the strange scene, that the
gentleman's words sounded as if they came from a
long way off. I heard and understood, but still I
seemed to be in the inn-yard. It was a very queer
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feeling, especially when I came to myself, and found
the gentleman's hand on my shoulder.
"I turned to him and said, 'Is there any reason,
sir, why certain men should seek to seize the ladies in
the coach and do injury to you?'
"'Why—but why do you ask?' If the gentleman had glanced in the direction of the driver, as he
spoke to me, he would have had cause for suspicion,
for the coachman's face was white, and his knees
trembled under him. Being young and unsuspicious
then, I had no idea what the trouble was, but I know
now that he was in the plot, and the gentleman would
have known it too if he had but glanced at the man;
but his attention was taken up with me. 'Why do
you ask such a strange question?' he repeated.
"'I can only tell you this,' I replied. 'When you
reach the inn at which you propose to stop, armed
men will rush from one of the rear rooms when your
coach has entered the courtyard, seize the ladies, and
overpower you. That is as much as I can tell you, because it is as much as I know.'
"He paused and reflected a moment, and then he
asked me a hundred questions. Seeing that I could
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make no definite reply, he took me aside and questioned me, no doubt thinking that I was too
embarrassed to speak before the others. But I could only
tell him the plain truth—that I had seemed to see the
attack on him and the ladies take place right before
my eyes while he was talking to me, and that I felt it
to be my duty to tell him about it.
"I could see that he was far from believing in the
vision that had appeared to me, but he was more
thoughtful; he seemed to reflect over the information
I had given him. 'I am much obliged to you for the
warning,' he said, as he entered the coach. 'I shall
be prepared to give my friends a warm reception
when they issue from the inn.' He bade me goodbye very politely, and went on his way. As I was
going the same road, I observed that the coachman
looked back at me as long as I remained in sight,
which was not long, for a pokey old donkey cannot
be expected to travel as fast as two fine coach-horses.
"When I came near to the town, another spectacle
appeared to me. I could see myself on my donkey,
surrounded by several men, one or two of them gentlemen, and the others ruffians of the most approved
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pattern. I could not hear what was said, but I could
see by the actions of all concerned that the men were
charging me with stealing the donkey, while I seemed
to be stoutly denying the charge.
"I took this for another warning, and I made the
most of it. I turned aside from the road, tied the
donkey in a thick growth of shrubbery, and entered
the town by a gate nearly opposite to the one that
opened on the road by which I had come. Once there,
I made haste to procure the article for which I had
been sent, and, in a very short time, I was on my way
home again.
"The next day there was a knocking at our door,
and, as such an event occurred but seldom, you may
imagine what a sensation it caused around that
humble fireside. I ran to the door to open it, and in
the somewhat tattered and battered man who stood
there I recognised the person who, the day before,
was driving the gentleman's coach. He had been
painfully wounded about the head and face, but I
had no difficulty in recognising him, for I had closely
observed him while the gentleman was talking to me.
"He desired, he said, to hold a conversation with
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me, declaring that although I had been the cause of
his ruin, he bore me no ill-will. 'What has happened
to you?' I asked. Instead of replying briefly, he
went into a long narrative of his life. He had been
very poor, and when he was a young man he fell in
with bad companions, who in the daytime were robbers,
and at night burglars. At last he saw an opportunity
to secure a place as coachman to the gentleman with whom I had seen him, and he promptly
accepted it, and bade adieu to his former companions.
He was sensible enough, he said, not to inform them
where he was going, and he was in hopes that they
would never discover his whereabouts.
"In the course of time, however, they found him
out, inveigled him into a plot to abduct the gentleman's wife and sister, so that they might be held for
ransom. He felt compelled to enter into their scheme,
he said, for he knew that they would expose him to
his patron, to whom he was under many obligations.
He was to take no part in the attack, but was to
stand by, pretending to be afraid while they
carried out their plot. Then came the moment when
I had informed his master of what was about to occur,
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so that when the coach drew up in the courtyard of
the inn, the gentleman was prepared for the attack,
and, being a cunning swordsman, had run three of
them through almost before they knew what was happening,
and the others, fearing a like fate for themselves, turned tail and fled.
"But they were not so frightened that they failed
to seek the coachman out. They were sure that he
had betrayed them, and they went boldly to the servants' apartments at the inn and made inquiries for
him. He felt compelled to show himself, and when
he followed them into the courtyard, they had seized
him and taken him away a prisoner. They beat him
most unmercifully, so he said, and were on the point
of killing him when he implored them to stay their
hands until he could have an opportunity of proving
that he had not betrayed them. And now, with that
purpose in view, he had come to me for both information and advice.
"The man seemed honest enough; in fact, all the
time he was relating his troubles he was weeping as
if his heart would break, although he appeared to be
too stout a fellow for so many tears. I sympathised
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[illustration - The fight in the tavern yard. ]
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with him as well as I could, for I had small confidence
in his good intentions. If I had had any, it would
have disappeared when he proposed that I should go
with him to the town, and assure his old companions
that he had not betrayed them.
"Well, this struck me as a pretty cool proposition.
I had left my red flannel night-cap under my pillow
that morning, and so, before accepting or refusing his invitation, I thought it would be well to place
it on my head under my hat. I excused myself a moment, and when I came back I knew that the best
thing I could do would be to pretend to fall in with
his plans, for, looking from under the red flannel
night-cap, I could see that the companions of this
man were stationed in a wood not far away, and were
ready to pounce out and capture me if the fellow
could prevail on me to accompany him. I could also
see that a party of constables, accompanied by the
gentleman who had been attacked in the coach, were
setting out from the city, with the intention of capturing these bandits—at least I supposed that such
was their intention.
"With the purpose of astonishing the robber, who
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had been playing the coachman, I asked him why he
told me that his companions were awaiting him in the
town, when, in fact, they were concealed in a wood
some distance outside of town. His face fell at this,
and he quickly asked how I knew that this was so.
'I know it,' said I, 'in the same way that I knew what
your fellows would have done if I had entered the
town by the south highway yesterday.' 'If you are
a conjurer,' he said, edging away, 'I want nothing
more to do with you.'
"'I am conjurer enough to know that it is a very
good thing for you that you came here, for in the
course of half an hour your fellows will be in the
hands of the officers of the law. They have already
set out from the town, and as your ruffians are only
trying to conceal themselves from those who pass
along the road in this direction, they will be finely
surprised by the posse that is searching for them.'
"'Are you a wizard?' exclaimed the man. 'If
you are, I ask ten thousand pardons for disturbing
Your Worship.'
"I am afraid that I had a touch of vain pride when
the fellow assumed this attitude of humility; and
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[illustration - The rogue changes into a rolling ball. ]
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vanity will make a fool of anyone. I lost my senses
for a moment and became boastful. 'I have something
here,' I said, uncovering my head, and exposing
the red flannel night-cap, 'that will go farther
than all your wizards and your witches.' 'You don't
say so, Master!' exclaimed the fellow. 'Why, it is
nothing but a red flannel night-cap,' he said, coming
closer. Before I could raise my hand or even realise
what he had done, he made a spring toward me, and
snatched the magic cap from my head. As he did so,
he turned and ran, and as he ran he placed the cap
on his head.
"The moment he did this he disappeared, and a
rolling ball took his place. I followed as fast as I
could, but the ball kept rolling faster than I could
go. It grew larger as it rolled, and presently it rose
in the air, and floated off in the direction of the town.
I was so eager to recover the red flannel night-cap
that I forgot all about the man's companions, who were
waiting for me in the wood. As it floated, the
ball followed the turns of the road, and it did not fly
through the air so fast that I could not keep in sight
of it. When I grew too tired to run farther the
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floating ball grew slower in its movements, and appeared to accommodate itself to my weary effort to
follow.
"At a certain point in the road, it came closer to
the ground, and presently burst with a muffled noise,
filling the air with what I took to be smoke, but which
I presently discovered was a black powdery stuff
such as you see in the round mushrooms that grow
in the fields. They are called Satan's snuff-boxes all
over the world. When the powdery stuff cleared
away, I discovered the fellow who had stolen my red
flannel night-cap sitting on the ground, sneezing as
if he would never stop. Not far away were his companions, and they were in the custody of the officers
of the law. The gentleman who had been attacked
on the coach was with them. In a moment they had
surrounded the fellow who had robbed me, but he paid
no attention to them, and made no reply to the questions that were asked him. He could not talk for
sneezing.
"'A rope around his neck will cure that,' said the
gentleman. 'Then, seeing me, he thanked me over and
over agam for the warning I had given him. He
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said that if I ever came to the city which was his
home, he would be glad to entertain me at his house,
and he gave me a handsome reward for the service I
had rendered him. In short, everything fell out as
finely as events do in the story books."
"But what became of the red flannel night-cap?"
inquired Buster John.
"You see what a poor story-teller I am," replied
Wally Wanderoon. "Well, when the ball burst, the
Red Flannel Night-Cap was flung into the top of a
tall pine. While I was searching for it, and doubting
if I would ever find it, I heard a crow making a peculiar noise. At first I could not see where he was, but
presently he rose in the air with something in his
beak, and I immediately recognised my red flannel
night-cap. It was almost too heavy for the crow to
carry, and he flew lower and lower. I followed him
till he lit on a smaller tree, and when he started to
fly again I clapped my hands and shouted. This
frightened the crow,so that he dropped my red flannel
night-cap and flew away."
There was a pause, and then Wally Wanderoon
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asked the children what they thought of the story.
They were not as enthusiastic about it as the droll
little man could desire. Drusilla was especially cool,
and she was the only one who replied to the question.
"It's a tale," she said, with something like a sneer.
"Can you tell a better one?" asked Wally Wanderoon, looking at her with a frown on one side of his
face, and a smile on the other.
"Not here, not in dis place," she replied. "Not
nowheres when I'm hongry."
"Me hongry too," said Billy Biscuit, waking up.
"Me want mine dinner wight now."
"Very well," replied Wally Wanderoon. "You
shall have it at once. Wake up here, everybody! It
is dinner time! We want our dinner! Serve this
very instant!"
The children never knew how it happened, but before they could wink their eyes more than three times,
there was the dinner smoking hot. It was served on
top of the box or cage in which the professional story-teller
was confined. Sweetest Susan was hungry, but
she was not satisfied to eat while the story-teller was
in the box, and she said as much.
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[illustration - The story teller getting close to nature. ]
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"Well, get him out if you can find him," said
Wally Wanderoon. But when Sweetest Susan tapped
gently on the box, and called to the story-teller, she
could get no reply. "Go around to the other side,
and see if he's there," said Wally Wanderoon. "My
opinion is that he has had his dinner, and is now fast
asleep on the side of one of these hills. He says he
is very much in love with Nature, but when he gets
close to her he always goes to sleep."
Sweetest Susan found the box empty, and the
thought that the story-teller had had his dinner
gave her a better appetite. All of the children were hungry, and they did ample justice to the food which
had been set before them, they knew not how, and
when they finished they were in a much better humour
than before. They were prepared to listen patiently
to the dullest story that was ever invented. Wally
Wanderoon lost no time in inviting Drusilla to tell
a story, and he advised her to tell the best one she
could think of.
"Huh!" exclaimed Drusilla, "you sholy don't
speck me ter tell no good story in dish yer place whar
de hills runs bofe backerds an' forrerds, an' whar you
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hatter crawl sideways fer ter keep fum fallin' down
hill whichever way you turn."
Drusilla's desire was to tell no story at all, but she
finally told one which for many years had been popular with negro girls between the ages of twelve and
twenty. It may be called
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VII
MISS LIZA AN' DE KING
"I TELL you-all right now," said Drusilla,
"I dunner nothin' 'tall 'bout dis tale but de
tellin' un it. I dunner whar de folks live at,
ner what dey wuz doin' dar, ner whar dey come fum,
ner whar dey wuz gwine. In de tale dey's a king,
but I dunner wharbouts he wuz a-kingin' it at. Ef
you want ter know de name er de country an' what
kinder folks dey wuz, you'll hatter choosen a name
fer ter suit you, an' figger all de ballance out in yo'
own min'."
Having relieved herself of all responsibility in the
matter, Drusilla hung her head, and began to twist
one corner of her apron. She was dreadfully shy, a
fact that did not appear in her somewhat abrupt
manner of speaking, nor in her downright way of
commenting on what attracted her attention. Finally,
seeing that there was no way out of it, she began:
"Well, one time dey wuz a King, an' he wuz a
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mighty man. He fit here, an' he fout dar, an' he kep'
on doin' dataway, twel bimeby he got tired er
strowin' de face er de yeth wid dead folks, an' he tuck
de idee dat he better settle down an' see ef he can't
do some good in de worl'. I dunner whedder he wuz
white er cullud, but he wuz free, an' my daddy say
dat when youer free youer des ez good ez anybody
else an' a heap better. He aint only free, he wuz
de King er dat country, wharsomever 'twuz, des like I
tell you; an' he didn't had ter work ef he don't
wanter.
"Well, it went on twel he got tired er killin' folks,
an' he say ter hisse'f he b'lieve he'll look aroun', an'
see ef he can't git a job what dey's mo' fun in dan
dey is in fightin'. So he looked aroun', de King did,
an' bimeby he axt one er de ol' men 'bout it. De ol'
man, he sorter comb his long grey beard wid his
finger nails, an' atter while he ax de King ef he yever
think 'bout l'arnin' a trade. De King ax him what he
mean, an' de ol' man say dat 'cordin' ter his notion, a
man, king er no king, can do mo' good by makin' a
pair er shoes dan he kin by killin' a man.
"Dis made de King bite his thumb. De ol' man
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wuz one er de smartest men in all de whole settlement,
an' when dey wuz big things ter talk about, he wuz
allers one er de fust ones dey went ter hear. So de
King, he stood dar, he did, an' bite his thumb. Atter
while, he 'low, 'How long will it take a man fer ter
l'arn de shoemakin' trade?' De ol' man—I dunner
what his name wuz—he make answer dat a right
bright man mought l'arn it in six er sev'm mont's,
but he speck it 'll take de King 'bout a year. Den de
King wanter know whar de best place fer ter l'arn
shoemakin', an' de ol' man, he say dat he got a shop
er his own, an' he'll be glad ter show 'im all de ins an'
outs er de business.
"But still de King bite his thumb. He 'low, 'Who
gwineter do de kingin' whilst I'm makin' shoes?' De
ol' man say dat aint nothin', kaze it's a heap harder
fer ter make a good pair er shoes dan what it is fer
ter do de kingin' when dey's so many ter he'p 'im,
an' he say dat it's a mighty slack-wadded man what
can't do de kingin' an' l'arn how ter make shoes at
de same time. So de King, he 'low dat he'd try his
han' one whet ef it killed eve'y cow in de island."
"Killed every cow in the island!" exclaimed
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Wally Wanderoon. "What on earth did he mean by
that?"
"It's des a sayin'," replied Drusilla. "He mean
he gwinter l'arn in spite er anything. Well, de nex'
mornin', he got up bright an' early, an' had a soon
brekfus, an' whilst he wuz pickin' his toofies, he tol'
his folks, and dem what holp him do de kingin', dat
he wuz gwineter spen' de day out, an' he wouldn't be
home 'fo' night. Den he went in a little outhouse
dey had on de place, an' put on a rough suit er cloze,
an' put out fer de shop whar de ol' man an' his men
made shoes.
"When de King got dar, dey wuz all dar an' peggin' away des ez hard ez dey kin. A young 'oman
met 'im at de door, an' she 'low, 'Aint you de new
man what my daddy gwineter l'arn how ter make
shoes?' De King, he make answer dat he wuz. Wid
dat, de gal toss her head, an' say, 'Well, you'll hatter
git a quicker lick dan dat. My daddy aint gwineter
have no fiddlin' 'roun' an' hangin' back. Dar's yo'
bench right over dar in de cornder, whar nobody won't
bodder you, an' you won't bodder nobody.' De King,
he look at de gal an' 'low, 'I b'lieve I'd l'arn twice ez
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quick ef I had you fer ter show me'—desso. De gal,
she make a low bow"—Drusilla caught hold of her
dress and showed how it was done, and her mimicry
was so droll and comical that the others laughed
heartily—"de gal she make a low bow an' say, 'I
thank you mightly, but ef you'll scuzen me I'll be
much erbleege!' De King, he look at her an' laugh.
He say he dunner whedder he'll scuzen her er not.
Wid dat she flirted out, ripe mad, an' bimeby de
Daddy come in, lookin' mighty sollum.
"He looked 'roun', he did, an' 'low, so dey all kin
hear 'im, 'Some er you-all been sassin' Miss Liza, an'
it's got ter stop 'fo' it begins good. Miss Liza is my
onliest daughter, an' de nex' time one er you-all
sassies her I'm gwinter tell de King, an' I boun' you
he'll put a stop ter de whole business. Me an' de King
is good frien's, kaze I had a confab wid him no
longer'n yistiddy.'
"'I seed you when you wuz confabbin' wid de
King,' de new man say. Now you-all mustn't fergit
dat dish yer new man in de shop wuz de King hisse'f,"
remarked Drusilla confidentially. "De new man say,
'I seed you, an' I 'low'd ter myse'f dat de King aint
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so much nicer an' purtier dan what some yuther folks
is.'
"'Dat's ez may be,' de ol' shoemaker say, 'but ef
any er you-all up an' sassy Miss Liza, I'll run right
straight an' tell de King.'
"'Ef I wuz in yo' place,' de King say, 'I wouldn't
do nothin' er de kin'; I'd des sen' a man atter de King
an' tell 'im you wanter see 'im.'
"'Wid dat, de ol' shoemaker went on in de front
er de shop whar he had shoes fer ter sell. Miss Liza,
she wuz lis'nin' at de door, an' when she hear de new
man talkin' so familious like 'bout de King, she
say ter herse'f dat whatsomever else he may be
skeer'd un, he sholy aint skeer'd er de King; an' de
way she put it down wuz dat a man what want
skeer'd er de King want skeer'd er nothin'.
"So, 'twan't long 'fo' she make out she had some
business in de shop, an' whilst she in dar she look at
de new man, an' she aint had ter look but once 'fo'
she seed dat he aint know no mo' 'bout makin' shoes
dan de man in de moon. She 'low, 'Who l'arnt you
how ter make shoes?' He say, 'Yo' daddy say he
gwinter l'arn me how, but you see how 'tis—he think
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[illustration - Bobby de Raw and the shoemaker's daughter. ]
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mos' ez much er de King ez he do er me.' Miss Liza
kinder bridle up at dis. She 'low, 'It's a mighty
good thing de King can't hear you puttin' yo'se'f up
on de same flatform wid him.' 'Maybe dat's so,' de
new man say, 'but eve'y word you hear me say 'bout
de King, I'll say ter his face; an' mo' dan dat, ef he
wuz ter fool wid me, I'd pull his whiskers fer him.
I has done it 'fo' now.' Wid dat, he gun his own
whiskers a twitch.
"Well, Miss Liza, she fetched a gasp, an' stood dar
lookin' at de man. She 'low, 'Does you mean ter
set dar flatfooted an' tell me dat you done pull de
King's whiskers?' De man make answer, 'Dat's what
I said, an' ef you don't b'lieve me, you fetch de King
here whar I kin git my hands on him.' Miss Liza
cotch her breff ag'in, an' stood dar lookin' at de man.
She wuz done struck dumb by de way he talk. Den
she happen ter see dat de man han' wuz bleedin', an'
she whirl roun' dar, an' fix him up a little flap er
leather' fer ter fit de pan er his han', an' whilst she
wuz 'bout it, she showed him how ter use de awl an' de
hammer, an' how ter put de hog bristle in de th'ead,
an' how ter make de holes fer de pegs.
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"De man wuz a King, but dat aint hender him fum
l'arnin' fer ter be a shoemaker—it mought er holp
him on. Miss Liza never had l'arnt, an' yit she could
set right down an' make a shoe wid de best un um.
De new man, which wuz de King, he ax Miss Liza ef
she show all de yuthers how ter make shoes. She toss
her head an' stick out her chin, an' ax de man ef he
aint sorter weak in de head. Den she laugh, an' run
out'n de room.
"When dinner time come, all de yuthers stop work,
an' tuck der baskets an' went out in de yard, an' set
in de sun, an' et der dinners—all cep' de King. Not
bein' use ter dem kinder doin's, he had come off widout fetchin' his dinner, an' so he sot der an' ham-
mered on de shoes whilst de yuthers wuz 'joyin'
deyse'f. Miss Liza, settin' at de table, hear de hammer/ gwine, an' she ax her daddy who wuz dat workin'
when dey oughter be eatin'. De ol' man, he wag his
head an' laugh, an' say it mus' be de new man.
"Miss Liza, she jump up fum de table, an' run an'
peep thoo de shop door, an' sho nuff, dar wuz de new
man peggin' away at de shoes, an' workin' like some
un wuz drivin' 'im. Den she went in. De King hear
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de noise she make, but he aint look up. He des went
on wid his work like dey want nothin' in de worl' dat
smell like dinner. Miss Liza, she say, 'Why, don't
you eat yo' dinner wid de rest un um?' De King,
he 'low, 'Dey aint none un um ax me.' Den Miss Liza
say, 'Whyn't you fetch yo' own dinner?' De King
'low, 'Why, I come off dis mornin' an' clean fergot
it.' 'It's a wonder,' Miss Liza say, 'dat you didn't
fergit yo' hat.' De King laugh, an' den he 'low,
'Dat des zackly what I went an' done, an' I had ter go
way back atter it; dat how come I wuz so late.' He
look at her an' she look at him, an' den he laugh, an'
dis look like it make her git red in de face.
"She say, 'You got mighty brazen eyes.' He 'low,
'You got mighty purty ones.' She say, 'Don't be
impident.' He 'low, 'A hongry man'll say mos'
anything.' Wid dat, she whipt out er de room, an'
bimeby here she come back wid a tray full er
vittles, an' sot it down by him. He look at her right
hard, an' 'low, 'When I git ter be King, I'll make you
de Queen.' 'Well, 'taint no mo' dan I speck,' she
say, 'kaze a fortune-teller tol' me one day dat ef I'd
be good an' quit my behavishness I'd marry high, an'
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live well. She say dat my ol' man would be a good
pervider, an' gi' me nice cloze ter w'ar. But I tell
you right now dat I aint gwineter marry no shoemaker, kaze ever sence I been born I been smellin'
leather, an' shoemaker's wax, an' mo' dan dat, I been
hearin' dem shoe hammers tell it look like sometimes
dey'll run me crazy. No, siree! no shoemaker fer
me!'
"De King, he et his dinner slow, an' smack his
mouf. He 'low dat he aint had sech a good dinner
sence de day befo', an' Miss Liza, she look at him fer
ter see what he mean, an' he look back at her tell she
hatter break out in a big laugh. She say, 'Whatever
you is er mought be, you aint no shoemaker, kaze you
dunner how ter make a shoe. Purty nigh all de work
you done dar is teetotally wrong, an' it 'll all hatter
be ripped out an' done over ag'in. Mo' dan dat, you
aint never done no hard work, kaze yo' han' saft, an'
yo' finger-nails look like you got somebody fer ter
take keer un um.'
"De King, he et his vittles an' smack his mouf, an'
den he look at Miss Liza an' she look at him, an'
bimeby she hear her daddy callin' her ter dinner. De
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King, he 'low, 'You'll hatter scuzen me fer keepin'
you fum yo' dinner; I'm mighty sorry.' Miss Liza,
she toss her head at dat an' say, 'Well, you neenter
be sorry. I hope you aint got de idee in yo' head dat
I was stayin' out here kaze you er here. Ef you is
you git you a fine-toof comb an' git it out.' De King,
he 'low, 'Oh, no; I aint got no idee like dat. I don't
even b'lieve dat you fotch me any vittles out here. It
wuz fer some un else.' Miss Liza bein' kinder high-falutin, want use ter dat kinder talk. She start fer
ter say sump'n sassy, but des den she hear her daddy
call her, an' she say, 'Yasser, I'm comin'!' an' when
she turn fer ter look back de King wuz des a-laughin'
fit ter kill.
"When she got back in de dinin'-room, she ax her
daddy who de new man is er mought be. Her daddy
make answer dat de new man mought be a heap er
folks, but he aint. Den Miss Liza ax what de new
man name, an' her daddy say dat so fur ez he know,
de man is name Bobby Raw. Dis make Miss Liza
laugh, an' she say ter herse'f dat she'd tell de yuther
men 'bout de name, an' see ef dey can't have some fun
out er de new man, which he know des ez much
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'bout makin' shoes ez he did 'bout makin' moonshine.
"But she fergot about it atter dinner, an' she fergot about it de nex' mornin'. De new man come, but
still he aint bring no dinner. Miss Liza ax him what
de reason he aint fetch his dinner-basket. De new
man 'low dat dey aint no use fer ter be fetchin'
vittles ter dat house whar dey wuz sech a saft-hearted
an' purty young 'oman ready fer ter fix up dinner fer
whomsoever mought be hongry.
"Miss Liza 'low, 'Well, dat's whar youer mighty
much mistaken. I gi' you yo' dinner yistiddy, kaze
I wuz sorry fer you, but I aint gwine ter gi' you none
ter-day, kaze you done had time fer ter make all de
'rangerments.' De new man, which he wuz de King',
say, 'You aint sorry now, Miss Liza, but you will be.
You'll see me settin' here pickin' my toofies wid a hog
bristle, an' you'll say ter yo'se'f dat you can't let a
poor lonesome man go hongry right here whar dey's
so much vittles; an' den you'll go ter de table an' fix
up a nice dinner an' fetch it out, an' it'll be all de
nicer bekaze you fixed it an' fetched it.'
"Miss Liza say, 'Uh-uh, man, you fool yo'se'f. I
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can't be robbin' my daddy, des kaze youer too lazy
fer ter fetch yo' own dinner.' De new man 'low,
'Den I reckon I'll hatter 'pen' on de King. Maybe
he'll be good nuff fer ter sen' me my dinner. I know
mighty well he'd sen' it ef he know'd de fix I'm in.'
"Miss Liza, she laugh fit ter kill. She say, 'Well,
den, when de King sen' you yo' dinner, I'll put it on
de table fer you, an' maybe I'll he'p you eat it.' De
King say, 'You'll sholy be welcome, Miss Liza; none
mo' so; but I aint so mighty certain dat de King's
cook is any better dan de one what fixes up de vittles
in dis house.'
"Dis make Miss Liza blush, kaze she wuz de one
what done de cookin', an' she sho did do it well, des
like de King say. She low, 'Well, of all de men what
my daddy hire, youer de freest wid yo' tongue, an'
ef he know'd how you went on, he'd sen' you packin'
out er dis house.' De King say, 'I hear 'im comin'
now, an' ef you don't tell 'im I'll tell 'im myse'f.'
Miss Liza got red in de face. She wuz madder dan
a settin' hen. She shuck her finger at de new man,
an' low, 'Ef you say a word ter my daddy, you'll not
git no dinner here dis day—you hear dat!'
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"Well, de ol' shoemaker, he come in 'bout dat time,
an' he look 'roun', he did, an' ax how dey all gittin'
on wid der work. He look at de new man, which he
wuz de King, an' he 'low, 'You don't seem cut out fer
ter make shoes; you done got dat sole on hin' side
befo', an' I be bless ef you aint got de heel on de toe.'
De new man say, Taint dat de sole's on hin' side
befo'; it's de way Miss Liza tell me fer ter put de last.'
"Miss Liza say, 'Aint you 'shame er yo'se'f? I
never tol' you how ter put no last. Don't you b'lieve
'im, daddy.' De ol' shoemaker, he laugh an' say dat
not sence Miss Liza been born has she been so much in
love wid shoemakin' ez durin' de las' two er th'ee days.
'I noticed it yistiddy,' he say, 'an' I'm havin' a new
bench made fer 'er, an' I'm gwinter put it in de
cornder dar so she kin show you-all how ter make a
shoe.'
"Dis kinder talk rile Miss Liza so dat she flirt out
er de room, an' nobody don't see 'er in de shop tell
atter de dinner bell rung. When she looked in, all
de hands had done gone out in de sunshine fer ter
eat der dinner, ceppin' de new man, an' he wuz settin'
dar makin' shoes backerds, an' puttin' pegs in de
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[illustration - Arrival of the King's dinner. ]
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wrong place, an' doin' purty nigh eve'ything dat a
shoemaker wouldn't er done—but he aint got no dinner. Miss
Liza 'low, 'De King done fergot fer ter
sen' yo' dinner, I reckon.' De new man say, 'Gi' 'im
time, des gi' 'im time; an' ef he fergit ter sen' it, why
we'll know dat only one out er many is settin' here
hongry.'
"Wid dat, Miss Liza got blazin' mad. She flirted
'roun' de shop a time er two, and 'low, 'You aint fit
ter have no dinner, an' dis de las' time I'm gwine ter
fix you any. I don't see what you come yer fer anyhow. You know mighty well dat you couldn't make
a shoe ef yo' life 'pended on it. You aint been here
two days yit, an' you done gi' me mo' worry dan all
de rest er han's put tergedder.'
"Well, des about dat time, dey wuz a big noise at
de door, an' Miss Liza look out, an' dar wuz a coach
an' four; an' on de inside wuz dem what had de King's
dinner. Dey fotch it in, dey did, an' Miss Liza jump
roun' an' show um whar ter put it; an' den dey bowed
low, an' say, 'Dinner fer de new han' wid de compelerments er de King.'
"Dat dinner make Miss Liza open her eyes. De
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dishes wuz bofe gol' an' silver, an' de man what fetch
um got in de coach an' druv off wid out sayin' whedder
dey wuz comin' back atter de dishes er not. You better
b'lieve dat all dis open folks's eyes, an' it kinder
sot Miss Liza ter ruminatin'. Anyhow, she put de
dishes on de table, an' de new han' went in an' et whar
de fambly tuck der meals. An' den, atterwuds, she
wash de dishes, an' look at um good. Dey had de
King's name cut in um—Bobby de Raw."
Buster John was obliged to laugh at this, the name
sounded so funny, and Drusilla brought it out so unexpectedly.
"You neenter laugh," exclaimed Drusilla;
"dis aint no funny tale, an' dat wuz de King's
name—dey aint no two ways about dat."
"That certainly was his name," said the professional
story-teller, stirring in his cage. "It is a corruption of Robert le Roi. Folklorists contend——"
He got no farther, for Wally Wanderoon brought
his cane down on the cage or box with a tremendous
thwack. It was so sudden and unexpected that the
children jumped. "Nex' time you skeer me outer
my skin," said Drusilla, "I hope you'll take de
trouble fer ter put me back ag'in."
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"I can't help it," remarked Wally Wanderoon.
"Why does he want to spoil a story by telling us
what the folklorists think of it? Who cares what the
name came from, so long as the story is rolling along
on wheels, as you may say? Oh, I'm getting mighty
tired of that fellow, and some day I'll start that box
downhill, and I hope some of us will be at the bottom
to see what happens when it stops."
"Why, I thought," said the professional
story-teller, "that the more information and instruction
you can put in a story——"
"Oh, will you be quiet?" exclaimed Wally Wanderoon. "We don't want any information in our
stories. We want the plain and simple facts. Go
ahead," he said, nodding to Drusilla.
"Put up yo' stick, den," she insisted, and when this
condition was complied with, she took up the thread of
her story. "Well, de King's name wuz Bobby de
Raw. I know dat much, kaze I hear my granny call
'im dat eve'y time she tell de tale. An' his name wuz
cut on de dishes. When Miss Liza see dis, she put on
her thinkin' cap, she did, an' ax herse'f how come de
King make hisse'f so mighty gree'ble ter dish yer man
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what aint got sense nuff fer ter make a pa'r er shoes.
Bimeby, she ax 'er daddy, but de ol' shoemaker wuz
doin' mo' thinkin' dan talkin', an' he want sayin'
nothin'.
"Den Miss Liza, hard pushed, went an' ax de new
man how come de King fer ter be so good ez ter sen'
his dinner, an' de man 'low dat him an' de King is ol'
cronies. He say dat him an' de King done make a
bargain fer ter stan' by one an'er thoo thick an' thin,
an' dat fer long years bofe un um had slep' in de same
bed. De man 'low dat dey been doin' dataway so long
dat it got ter be a kinder habit. He say he dunner
what he'd do ef he didn't sleep in de same bed wid de
King.
"Miss Liza vow dat dey wuz a mighty mixtry
some'rs, but she dunner wharbouts. De man say dey
aint but one way fer her ter fin' out all about it, an'
dat is ter marry him. Miss Liza vow an' declar' dat
she won't marry nobody, much less a man dat dunner
how ter make a shoe. But de man he court her, an'
court her, an' court her, an' bimeby she say she'll
marry him ef only fer ter fin' out what dey is twix
him an' King Bobby de Raw. De man he say dat ef
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she'll marry him she'll see ez much er de King ez she
will er him. An' so she sot de day, an' when de time
come, de King sont his big gol' an' silver coach atter
de two, an' dey got in an' driv ter de house whar de
King live at. De new man, he sot by Miss Liza's side,
an' sorter snuggle up ter her, but he aint say nothin'.
When dey come ter de place, dey wuz a great big
crowd in de streets an' all roun' de house. My granny
use ter say dat dey wuz so many people dar, dat dey
wan't hardly standin' room fer a flea.
"Well, big ez de crowd wuz dey all make way when
de coach driv up, an' de folks 'gun ter holler an'
squall, an' call de name er de King, an' den dey 'gun
ter sing a song 'bout Miss Liza. De folks stood back,
dey did, an' de new man an Miss Liza went in de house
whar de preacher wuz standin', an' dey wuz married.
An' den de King led Miss Liza ter a great big gol'
th'one wid silk an' satin all over it, an den she fin' out
dat she done married King Bobby de Raw."
"Why, I didn't think that Kings married that
way," said Buster John. "Those I read about always
marry some princess or other."
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"I des tol' you de tale like my granny use ter tell
it. I dunner what de yuther Kings done, an' I don't
keer. 'Cordin' ter de tale dish yer King Bobby Raw
took an' married de shoemaker's daughter, an' atter
she got use ter de house an' know'd whar tel' hunt fer
cobwebs, she done her queenin' des ez good ez any er
de rest un um. Dat what my granny say."
"That," said the professional story-teller, "is the
best story yet. It has a moral, but that moral is not
obtruded——"
"Man! I shall be obliged to kill you before the
day is over. If you want to tell any more stories for
me and for these children, you would do well not to
use any big words. Why, I could take the last one
you tried to use and cut it up for kindling, and it
would last an average family a week." So said Wally
Wanderoon, and it was plain that he meant what he
said, for he wiped the perspiration from his brow
without smoothing out the terrible frown that had
gathered there when the professional story-teller tried
to use his big word.
Buster John and Sweetest Susan were inclined to
complain because Drusilla had never told them this
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story when they used to be together every day and a
large part of the night, but Drusilla excused herself
by saying that they had so many things to do, especially after they had visited Little Mr. Thimblefinger,
in the country next door to the world, that she had
never thought of it; and even if she had thought of
it, there were so many better stories to be heard that
she never would have told it.
"If you are all through with your stories for the
time being," said the professional story-teller, "perhaps you will allow me to tell one that I have in my
mind. I have an idea that it was told generations
ago, in the far distant ages, when the old men gathered with the young ones around the camp-fire."
"I see perfectly well what you are up to," said
Wally Wanderoon, with a frown on his face. "You
want to ring in something about folklore. Well, if
you do, I'll give your cage a start downhill, and
when it stops, you can return and let me know. Now
go ahead."
"We have been taught in different schools," replied the
professional story-teller. "It was one of
the principles taught at the university where I graduated
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that a story amounts to nothing and worse than
nothing, if it is not of scientific value. I would like
to tell the story first, and then give you my idea of
its relation to oral literature, and its special relation
to the unity of the human race."
"Well, you won't!" exclaimed Wally Wanderoon;
"and what's more, you shan't. These children came
here on my invitation, and I'll not let them be bothered with your pesky problems. I'd as lief give them
a dose of lobelia."
"I think you are very unkind," said the story-teller. "A popular tale, told from mouth to mouth,
is simply one of the husks of history."
"Then give us the shucks and keep the corn, and
the cob, too, for that matter—and much good may
they do you," remarked Wally Wanderoon.
"Well," said the professional story-teller, with a
sigh that made Sweetest Susan very sorry for him,
"I tell the tale with what heart I can muster.
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VIII
THE MOUSE PRINCESS
"ONCE upon a time, in a country far away,
but not so far that the people were out of
the world, there was a great forest of
which the nobles who owned it, and the peasants who
lived near by, were very proud. It was a wonderful
forest, stretching across the country for miles and
miles. It afforded a fine hunting ground for the
nobles, and gave to the peasants a plentiful supply of
faggots at all times of the year.
"But during one season, some of the finest trees in
this forest began to wither and die. The tender
branches turned brown, so much so that a passer-by
would have said that a scorching flame had passed
over the forest. Such havoc was created that the lords
and nobles who owned the forest felt compelled to
take measures to find out the cause of the damage. It
was generally agreed that the peasants living near
were the cause of the trouble; it was supposed that
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they had killed the trees for the purpose of adding
to their supply of fuel.
"So the proprietors of the forest, the lords and
nobles, went to inquire into the matter, carrying with
them their magistrates, their lawyers, and their foresters. The peasants' were called together, and they
assembled with fear and trembling, not knowing what
was to be the outcome of it all. The magistrates went
ahead with their examinations in the high and mighty
way that is common to those who have charge of
courts, and by their questionings succeeded in frightening some of the peasants nearly to death; but as
the poor creatures knew no more of the matter than
did the magistrates themselves, they could give no information on the subject. So far as their supplies of
fuel were concerned, they one and all declared that the
natural decay of the trees and shrubbery in a forest
so vast gave them more faggots than they could possibly use.
"Now, amongst the nobles was a Prince of the
Blood, and he had come with the rest with the hope of
hearing some news of his daughter, whom he had lost
in this forest in a very mysterious manner. Together
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with a large company, he had driven along the forest
road on his way to visit a neighbouring Prince. He
had brought his wife with him, and his daughter, the
Princess Geraldine, and they, as well as the whole
company, were in the highest possible spirits. At one
point on the forest road, the Princess Geraldine, a
beautiful child of fifteen, saw a blue flower growing
by the roadside, and she begged to be allowed to
jump from the coach and pluck it. In the midst of
much good humour, there could be no refusal. So the
Princess Geraldine ran back a little way to where she
had seen the blue flower, and then, although watchful
eyes were on her, she suddenly disappeared, and was
seen no more.
"As may be supposed, a great hue and cry was
raised, and grief took the place of joy in that large
company, for the Princess Geraldine was loved by all
who knew her. The forest was searched far and
near but not a trace of the Princess could be found.
The search continued until all hope was given
up, and then the company sadly returned to the
capital.
"Like other things, the disappearance of the young
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Princess was soon forgotten, or it was referred to as
one of the mysteries which cannot be fathomed; but
the father of Geraldine did not forget, and he had
accompanied the nobles and the magistrates in the
hope of hearing something of his daughter. He was
unwilling to believe that he should never see her
again. Moreover, sorrow had softened his heart, and
but for his influence the innocent peasants would
have been put to the torture, in the hope of compelling
them to confess that they or some of their neighbours were guilty of blighting the trees.
"Among those present at the court was the son of a
peasant, a tall, handsome lad, whose whole appearance was different from that of the forest-dwellers.
He was fair, with curling hair and dark blue eyes, and
he held himself as proudly as any of the nobles,
though he was neither proud nor vain. On the contrary,
he was very modest and humble, but in appearance he was in every way superior to those among
whom he dwelt.
"The name of this lad was Larro, a word which, in
the language of that country, meant the Lucky One.
When you come to study words closely, you will find
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[illustration - The Court. ]
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that they contain, in one way and another, a good
deal of history. If I had my choice——
"Good gracious!" exclaimed Wally Wanderoon
indignantly; "do you want me to murder you?
Why, just that kind of talk has done more harm in
this world than you can imagine. But wait until I
make a fire and heat a kettle of water—then I'll be
ready to take the hair and hide off of you when you
try to come it over these innocent children with your
scientific palaver."
When the professional story-teller began again, it
was in a more subdued tone—
"Well, the lad I have been trying to tell you about
was named Larro, and although he was the eldest son
of a peasant family, he was much handsomer, and very
much more intelligent, than his father and mother, or
his brothers and sisters. This was because he was the
godson of a good fairy named Larroline. This good
fairy chanced to be visiting some of her friends in
that neighbourhood when the child was born, and
she made her appearance in the room where the cradle
stood, and waved her shining wand thrice, saying,
'His name shall be Larro; he shall grow up virtuous
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and wise, handsome and strong, and his fortune shall
be made ere he come of age.' With that, the good
fairy saluted the small company there assembled, and
disappeared.
"The babe grew according to the promises made in
its behalf, developing into a handsome young man,
who, with the rest of the peasants, was in attendance
on the forest court set up by the nobles and the King's
magistrates. Larro's appearance was so different
from that of the people of the neighbourhood, that
he attracted the attention of the judges and the notabilities. The Prince was especially struck by the
modest and manly bearing of the lad, and while the
magistrates were in a great fume on account of the
stupidity of some of the peasants who had been questioned, he suggested that the lad be called.
"Whereupon, Larro was summoned before the court.
He told his name and his age, and then before the
magistrates could ask him further questions, he
raised his head, and said with a bright smile, 'Your
Honours, you have called every witness but the right
one.' He pointed to a pine, which was as tall as the
tallest tree in the forest and stood in plain view. Its
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topmost limbs were burned as if some flying demon
had sailed over it, breathing out fire. 'I am a forester, Your Honours, but never have I been able to
climb to the lowest limb of yonder tree. Whatever
blighted the rest of the trees has blighted the top of
the pine.'
"'The lad is right,' said the Prince; 'his common
sense has settled the whole question.' The magistrates were not as well pleased with Larro as the
Prince appeared to be. They rather resented the idea
that a peasant lad should be able to see things in a
clearer light than they had seen them. They adjourned
the court, but not before one of the surliest
of the judges rebuked Larro for not giving his information sooner. 'I am afraid to think, Your
Honour, what would have happened to me had I been
impertinent enough to break in upon your solemn
proceedings.'
"'You are a wise lad," said the Prince, laughing,
'and I must have a talk with you before we
go.'
"Don't you think," remarked Wally Wanderoon,
looking at the children, and winking solemnly, "that
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you are putting some very high-sounding words in
the mouth of a peasant lad?"
"Nonsense!" exclaimed the professional story-teller, with some heat; "he was the godson of a fairy,
as I have already told you. Do you expect a lad like
that to be as ignorant as the rest of the peasants? If
so, what is the use of having a fairy godmother?"
"Good!" cried Wally Wanderoon, clapping his
hands. "Capital! You are growing in my affections, and you'll soon work your way out of that cage.
You were put in there, you remember, because you
wanted to place the fairies on a scientific basis. But
I'll not expose you; go right ahead with the story."
"It will never be told if you go on interrupting me
like that," said the man in the cage. He paused a
moment, to make sure that he was not to be interrupted again, and then took up the thread of the
story.
"As you may have gathered from what I have said,
the Prince was very much taken with Larro. He invited the lad to dine with him—all the notabilities had
brought their lunch-baskets along. During the meal,
which lasted a long time, and which was the finest the
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lad had ever tasted, the Prince had an opportunity to
tell Larro of the loss of his dear daughter. The lad,
however, knew all the particulars. He informed the
Prince that not a day passed that he did not search
for the missing Princess, and he went so far as to say
that he had strong hopes of finding her.
"'If you find her, my lad,' cried the Prince, 'I will
make your fortune. I promise beforehand to grant
any request that you may be pleased to make.' Then
he gave Larro directions as to where he could be
found, and was for giving him then and there a large
sum of money to aid him in the search. But the lad
shook his head, saying it would be time enough to
talk about money when it was needed. The only gift
he would accept was a dozen loaves of white bread.
He had never seen such a thing before, and he wanted
it for his father and mother, who had never tasted it,
and who were not willing to believe that there was such
a thing.
"Larro's statement caused the Prince to grow
thoughtful. He knew that the peasants ate black
bread, but he had supposed that they preferred it.
Acting upon an impulse, the Prince caused all the
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white bread that was left over to be distributed among
the peasants who were present, and they seemed to be
very happy over the gift.
"The notabilities and the magistrates lost no time
in returning to court, and the forest soon regained its
accustomed serenity. Larro redoubled his efforts to
find the Princess Geraldine, but he knew, as he had
known all along, that he would never succeed without
the aid of Larroline, his fairy godmother. How to
find his godmother he knew not. For many months he
had waited on the chance that she might make her appearance at any time, but at last he found that this
was not the way of fairies. So he went into the forest, and, taking his seat by a huge hollow tree, began
to call the name of his godmother.
"'Not quite so loud!' said a voice quite close to his
ear. The voice was soft and sweet as the tinkle of a
silver bell. He turned, and saw standing at his side
the daintiest and most beautiful creature his eyes had
ever beheld. She smiled and threw him a kiss from the
pink tips of her little fingers. 'I don't know who
you are,' said Larro, 'but I thank you for coming,
for I can send by you a message to my dear godmother.
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Her name is Larroline, and I am sure you
can find her.'
"'Did you ever call on her by name before to-day?' Larro shook his head. 'Well, that is the
reason you have failed to find her. When you called
she came, and here she is. I am your godmother, at
your service.' She waved her little white hand, and
gave him a charming smile. 'You shall know,' she
continued, 'that the laws of the fairies do not permit
them to interfere with the affairs of mortals at their
will and pleasure. It is only on special occasions, as
on a flower festival, or what you would call a holiday,
that we can address ourselves to mortals unless we are
summoned by those in whom we have a peculiar interest. You were born on one of our flower festivals,
and that is how I came to be your godmother.'
"'I am sure I thank you heartily for being so
kind,' said Larro.
"'Oh, it was a mere whim of mine,' continued Larroline,
'but I am glad the whim seized me there and
then, for you have grown to be very much to my taste.
We fairies are very much like mortals in some respects; we are always itching to mix in human affairs.
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Mortals are so clumsy and awkward, and do so many
foolish and cruel things, that we feel like helping
them to be graceful and kind-hearted. So you see our
laws are wise ones. If they were different, we would
be tangled in most of the happenings that occur on
this old earth. Not all of us desire to help mortals,
however, for there are some very evil-minded ones
among us. They are among us, but not of us. Such
as these are never so happy as when they are sowing
grief and sorrow among the poor creatures who inhabit the earth.'
"Larroline sat swinging on the leaf of a large fern
that grew close at hand, and Larro thought she was
the most bewitching creature his eyes had ever beheld.
He told her of his desire to rescue the young Princess
Geraldine if she were still alive, and in the course of a
very few moments he learned that the Princess was
alive and well, but very unhappy. The facts in her
case were soon told. Her grandfather had in some
way made an enemy of a powerful wizard who lived
in the middle of the largest mountain in India.
Among his servants was the wicked fairy Mibblemobble. She it was who changed the rain into hail,
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[illustration - Larro and Larroline. ]
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destroying the grapes, and battering down the rye.
She it was who made the cow go dry, who knotted the
horses' manes and tails, and rode them out in the
night, thereby unfitting them for work the next day.
It was she who addled the eggs of the sitting hens, and
caused the milk to sour; and it was she who placed
the blue flowers by the roadside, and it was she who
caused the young Princess Geraldine to disappear.
"Yes, indeed! All this and much more Larroline
told her godson, as she sat swinging on the fern leaf.
She told him how Mibblemobble caused Geraldine to
take the shape of a tiny mouse, whereupon she herself took the shape of a black wolf, and, seizing the
poor little mouse between her teeth, made off through
the forest, going so rapidly that those who were
searching for the Princess imagined that they saw a
black wolf in different parts of the wood at the same
time.
"'I have been very sorry for the poor Princess all
along,' said Larroline, 'but I have been unable to
help her. Mibblemobble is not ruled by our dear
Queen, but, as I have told you, is controlled by the
monster who lives in the mountain in India. All that
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I can do to aid you is to give you certain directions
by means of which, if you are wise and brave, you
will be able to outwit the wicked creature and rescue
the Princess. You must not forget that the young
Princess is now in the shape of a mouse, and you must
be very careful about following my directions. You
cannot mistake the mouse Princess. One of her ears is
white, and the other pink; there is no other mouse like
the mouse Princess.'
"Larroline gave her godson all the directions that
she thought necessary, and then bade him good-bye,
promising to assist him as well as she could. Larro
went home, put on a stouter suit of clothes, tied a
handkerchief around his neck, placed some food in a
wallet,—his mother insisted on giving him the white
bread,—selected a bludgeon from the many that he
had idly gathered in the wood, embraced his mother,
and set out on his journey with high hopes and a
light heart.
"He paused on the edge of the forest to wave his
hand to his mother, who had come a little way with
him, and was soon lost to sight in the gloomy depths
of the wood. But he was no whit afraid, nor did he
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think of the shadows as gloomy ones. He had known
the forest all his life, and he felt that the forest knew
him, and so he went along right cheerfully. He was
so cheerful indeed that he whistled as he walked along
the dim path; and sometimes, from mere excess of
energy, he increased his pace from a rapid walk to a
jog-trot. He had worked hard all his life, and he had
never known what real fatigue was. He had been
hungry and sleepy,—yes, many a time,—but tired,
never.
"After a time, he found himself out of the forest
and on the King's highway, which ran between the
wood and the cultivated lands. He knew that he
must cross these lands, but he saw no way. To walk
through the fields where the crops were growing
would be trespass, and so he journeyed on, in the
hope of coming to a stile, or a by-path, but he saw
none. His godmother had told him that there was a
way, if he would find it, and so he kept on until he
came to an old man who was contentedly eating his
midday meal.
"The sight of food gave Larro a pinch of hunger,
so he saluted the old man with a good-day, and sat
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down beside him. The lad was soon engaged in eating his white bread, and as soon as the old man caught
sight of it, he rose and made a low bow, saying,
'My lord, I bid you good-morning!'
"'I am no more a lord than you are,' explained
Larro with a laugh. 'I am simply the son of a
peasant, and if you will accept some of my white
bread, you are more than welcome to it.'
"The old man thankfully accepted the bread, remarking that he was bowing to the future, and not to
the present; and he reminded Larro of the old saying—
"'Who shares his dinner with the poor,
Will always find an open door.'
"The old man ate his bread with great relish, nodding his head, and mumbling
thanks over what he considered his good fortune. When the two were through
with their meal, and had rested a while, Larro asked
the old man how it was possible to cross the cultivated
lands without trespassing.
"Whereupon, his companion stared at him with
astonishment. 'Well, well, well!' and 'Oho!' said
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he. 'Why this fetches my dream true!' and with
that he began to chuckle as though he was very much
amused.
"'Faith! it seems to tickle you," remarked Larro;
'but with me it is no laughing matter.'
"'It is this way, young master: I am a great
dreamer, but never before did I have a dream to come
true right before my eyes; and yet this is what has
happened. One night a month ago, the moon being
full, I dreamed that someone called me, saying—
"'Peter, Peter! wise old Peter!
A road must be made for the white-bread eater.'
"'Off my pallet I rolled and bestirred myself. I
was no road-maker, but my dream sat as heavy on
my stomach as a full meal. I took to the highway,
and soon had a summons from the lord of these lands,
who wanted a ditch made across them. I have dug
many ditches in my day and time, but never before
was I called on to dig one across level land; but it is
all plain now. The ditch was made for you; it will
serve you instead of a road.'
"Larro concealed his surprise as well as he could,
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but he followed the old man, and they were soon
journeying across the cultivated lands. Though the
ditch had been dug but a short time, its banks were
already shaded by a growth of shrubbery and fruit
trees, and when they had come near to the farthest
end of the ditch, the old man called Larro's attention to a cherry tree growing close to the edge. And,
in truth, that tree was a curiosity. It was not different from other trees of its kind, save in this, that
while other cherry trees had borne their fruit some
months before, this cherry tree bore three luscious-looking cherries. They glittered in the sunshine like
glass. One was red, one was blue, and the third was
yellow; and they were so tempting that Larro wondered why they had not been plucked.
"'If I were you,' said the old man to Larro, 'I
would take the cherries and save them against a rainy
day. They may serve you a good turn. For example: should you need a light, the yellow cherry will
furnish you with a very bright one; should you by
chance come to the cabin of a little old woman, you
will be able to swap your red cherry for a walking-cane that will help you on your way; and should you
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find yourself at the house of another old woman, not
far from a chalk-pit, I warrant that a sight of the
blue cherry would make her mouth water. Better
take them along, my young master.'
"Larro had small choice in the matter, for the old
man plucked the cherries from the tree and placed
them in the lad's wallet. And then, as they had now
reached the end of the ditch, Larro turned to thank
his companion and bid him good-bye; but he was nowhere to be seen; he had vanished. After looking
about him and calling in vain, Larro turned toward
the highway with a laugh. The old man appeared to
be such a commonplace, everyday sort of a body that
the idea never entered Larro's head that he had any
relation to the magic work of the fairies; and
although the lad laughed, he went forward with a
stouter heart, for he now felt assured that he was to
have the assistance of the little people, as the fairies
were called.
"So he went along the highway feeling very happy.
He trudged along, whistling a cheerful tune, and in
the course of the day placed many a mile behind him.
Toward evening, he came to a point where a footpath
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intersected the highway. He knew that he must
take this path if he hoped to come to his journey's
end, but he paused and thought the matter over very
seriously, for the pathway led into a very dense and
dark forest, in which—though the sun had not set—
night had already fallen. It is one thing to follow a
broad highway when the sun is shining and the birds
singing, but it was quite another thing to plunge into
an unknown forest just as night is coming on, utterly
ignorant of what is before you.
"But Larro was so familiar with his own great
forest, which had been his home as well as his school,
that his hesitation lasted not more than a quarter of
an hour. He tightened his belt and went forward
along the pathway with a confident air. As he went
deeper and deeper into the wood, it grew darker and
darker, and presently the light was shut out altogether, so that he had great trouble in following the
crooked path.
"He had been walking in the darkness only a short
time when he became aware that some creature was
following him. First on one side of the path and
then on the other, he heard the patter of feet. Sometimes
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the creature would pause until Larro became
easier in his mind, and then it would come up behind
him with a rush, swerving from the path just before
it reached him. Sometimes it would run ahead and
take up a position in the path, its eyes gleaming balefully.
"When he came to a part of the forest where the
trees were not so thick, he discovered that the creature
which had been threatening him was nothing less than
a big black wolf; and then he remembered with some
dismay what his fairy godmother had told him of the
big black wolf that had seized the Princess Geraldine. Just when his courage was about to leave him,
he thought of the yellow cherry which was to furnish
him a light, and he wondered that he had not thought
of it before. He fumbled about in his wallet until he
found it, and he had no sooner brought it out into the
air than it began to shed a strong and steady light,
which enabled him to see very clearly. The black
wolf snarled and growled, and then disappeared to
trouble him no more. But Larro deemed it safer to
seek no rest until he was well beyond the limits of the
dark wood.
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"How long he had been walking he could never
have guessed, but after a while light took the place of
darkness, his yellow cherry went out, as we say of a
lamp, and he soon came to where the sun was shining
as brightly as it shone the day before. With only a
rest for dinner, he had been walking a day and a
night, and so when he deemed himself at a safe distance
from the gloomy wood, he ate a light breakfast,
and made his bed in the shade of a hawthorn
tree and slept until the middle of the day. When he
awoke he tried to take note of his surroundings, but
he was in a strange part of the country, and for
a while he knew not which way to turn. He wandered
about until he came to a dim trail, a mere shadow of a
path. He followed it for an hour or more, and then
he came in sight of a hovel. He knocked, but
received no answer, and, as the door was open, he made
bold to enter. There were no windows to the hut,
and the interior was very dark; but when Larro's
eyes became used to the darkness, he saw a little old
woman sitting in a corner. She was very small, but
her face was so full of wrinkles that there was no
room for any more. She sat by a tiny spinning
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[illustration - Larro, followed by the wolf, lights his way with the yellow cherry. ]
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wheel, and seemed to be engaged in examining its
parts.
"'Good-day, mother,' said Larro.
"She brushed her grey hair out of her eyes and
looked up at the lad. 'Ho-ho-ho!' she cackled.
'And so it is a good day, is it? Who told you so?'
"'Why, I hoped it was a good day for you, mother
—and for me,' Larro replied.
"'Well said, dearie; very well said; but who can
tell?' With that the little old woman began to
laugh, and, in doing so, multiplied the wrinkles a
thousandfold. 'What fetches you here, dearie? I
never saw you before. Did you by any chance pass
through the Wood of the Wolves?'
"'Why, as to that, I know not, mother, being a
stranger to this part of the country,' answered
Larro; 'but I came through a great forest last
night, and a big black wolf was snapping at my
heels nearly the whole way.'
"The little old woman appeared to be greatly surprised. 'Well, well!' she
cried, and then, 'What
are we coming to, I wonder? Why, for more than
fifty years no human being has entered the Wood of
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the Wolves on foot and come out alive—not one.
And here is a slip of a lad who walks right through.'
The little old woman seemed to regard the event as a
joke, for she chuckled with great glee. Then, suddenly, she became serious, puckering her face until
wrinkles were piled on wrinkles.
"As Larro examined the inside of the hut, his eyes
fell on a beautiful walking-cane. The top piece was
of gold, curiously carved, and the cane itself had
queer carvings that extended its entire length.
'That is a beautiful cane you have, mother," said
he.
"The little old woman sat with her face puckered
and her eyes closed, as if reflecting over some hard
problem. 'Oh, the cane!' she cried, after a while.
'The cane, of course. Well, it is a very fine cane,
but I will sell it dirt-cheap. Yes, indeed, I will give
it to anyone who will give me a ripe red cherry. The
season is over and gone, but a ripe red cherry I must
have before I part with the cane.'
"Larro lost no time in producing the red cherry,
and the little old woman, when she saw it, ran and
brought the cane, and seemed glad to part with it on
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such terms; and this made Larro a trifle suspicious.
What if the real owner of the cane should claim it?
This seemed to him such an important matter that he
frankly told the little old woman what was in his
mind.
"'Someone will claim the cane, dearie—you may
be sure of that. But what if they do? You have only
to use the cane as a sword, and your enemies will flee
before you; but if you allow it to pass from your
hands, you will be powerless. And I am so sure you
will be wheedled out of it that I intend to follow you
and fetch a handkerchief to dry your eyes when you
cry.'
"'You may fetch the handkerchief, mother, for
the other fellow will need it.' The little old woman
made no reply to this, but placed the cane in Larro's
hands, and took the cherry, which she fondled
greedily.
"Larro thanked her, and continued his journey
with a light heart. He threw his bludgeon away, and
followed the dim path flourishing his walking-cane.
In the course of an hour, he came to a broader road,
and into this he turned, following it until his appetite
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informed him it was dinner time. He seated himself
by the roadside, as he had done the day before, and
began to eat his dinner, not forgetting that his supply of food was growing smaller and smaller.
"While he was thus engaged he heard the sound of
heavy footsteps approaching, and presently there
came into view a man who had the marks of a ruffian
written all over him. He had a heavy beard, and
long black hair which, from its appearance, had never
been touched by a comb. He looked at Larro with
a frown, and then his attention was attracted by the
walking-cane.
"'Oho!' he cried. 'You have my walking-cane.
I am obliged to you for finding it for me. You have
saved me many weary steps, my lad, and you deserve
something for your trouble. What shall it be?'
"Larro hardly knew what to say, or how to act.
The man, though very ill-looking, spoke fairly. Perhaps
he had been led into a trap, and he could imagine the little old woman chuckling with glee over his
predicament. Nevertheless, he determined to make
the most of an opportunity to test the truth of what
she had told him. 'You owe me nothing,' said Larro
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to the stranger, 'and so far we are even. The cane is
not yours and never will be; more than that, you
never saw it before.'
"The man frowned fiercely, puffed out his cheeks,
and ground his teeth together in a way that would
have made the flesh of a timid lad creep. 'What!'
he cried. 'Do you mean to steal my cane? Will you
defy me to my face? Why, I'll wring your neck,
boy!' With that the man made a feint of rushing
at Larro; but the lad had risen to his feet, and instead
of dropping the cane and running away, as his
enemy expected him to do, he thrust at the man, and
gave him a hard jab with the cane. This seemed to
be more than sufficient, for the ruffian took to his
heels and ran headlong into the woods, roaring as if
he had received a mortal wound.
"You may be sure that Larro was pleased with his
wonderful cane. He thought of his mother and how
pleased she would be to know that he had vanquished
his foe; and he thought also of the poor young Princess, whose rescue he had undertaken. But these
thoughts did not prevent him from finishing his
dinner. This meal disposed of, he took to the road
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again, taking no account of the miles he was travelling, or of the weary journey he had before him.
"When night came, he sought and found a place to
sleep beneath a clump of sheltering trees. Once during the night, he awoke with the feeling that someone
was near, but the darkness was such that he could
not see very far. He tried to lie awake and listen,
but in spite of all he could do, his eyelids drooped,
and he was soon sound asleep again. He awoke in
the morning with all his faculties confused, and for
a few moments he hardly knew where he was; but
he rubbed his eyes, and gradually collected his
thoughts, and the first thing he discovered was the
fact that he was very hungry. There was nothing
strange about this, for he had gone supperless to bed,
in order that his supply of food might last longer.
"But when he lifted the wallet which held his supply
of provisions, he found that it was quite heavy. Evidently someone had filled it while he slept. He was
very glad of this; but in the midst of his thankfulness,
he discovered that his walking-cane had disappeared. He was so disturbed at this that his hunger
left him. He searched everywhere, but the search
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[illustration - Larro, by means of his cane, puts a ruffian to flight. ]
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proved a fruitless one, and he soon gave up all hope
of recovering it.
"His appetite returned, and when he had strengthened himself with a hearty meal, he felt inclined to
make light of the loss of his magic cane. He remembered that he had started from home without it, and
had got along very well up to the moment when it
came into his possession. A full stomach makes a
stout heart, and he would have forgotten all about the
cane if he had not discovered that two travellers were
coming along the road behind him, and that one of
them was the ruffian who had tried to frighten him
into surrendering the cane.
"When he saw this man, he knew that mischief
was brewing, and so he quickened his pace into a rapid
walk. When a turn in the road concealed him from
his pursuers, he began to run, and in this way gained
considerably on them. Fortunately, the road was a
very crooked one. It wound about among the trees,
turning first to the north, and then to the east again.
In this way he managed to place a considerable distance between the men and himself.
"But the ruffians knew the road better than Larro
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did, and at one point where the road made a short half-circle, they cut across the woods, and came into the
road very close behind him. He was not frightened,
for when he discovered the loss of his cane, he had
cut a stout bludgeon for defensive purposes. Nevertheless, he knew that he would be no match for the
two ruffians. He ran as fast as he could, and tried
hard to outfoot them, but they ran as fast as he did,
and he finally decided to turn about and face them.
"Just at that moment the little old woman came out
of the wood a little way ahead of Larro, and stood
waiting for him. She carried the cane that he
thought was lost, and she seemed to be highly amused
as he came up. The ruffians were not far behind him.
But they halted when they saw him halt, and stood
whispering together. The companion of the ruffian
who had tried to attack Larro the day before seemed
inclined to withdraw. This led to an angry dispute,
and in a very few moments the ruffians came to blows.
"'Now is your time, dearie,' said the little old
woman. 'Take the cane and teach them a lesson.'
"This was quite to the taste of Larro, and he was
quick to follow the little old woman's suggestion, and
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he employed his cane very effectively, taking care not
to use it on the ruffian who had grown faint-hearted.
But he gave his enemy of the day before the full
benefit of the magic power of the cane, and soon had
him prostrate on the ground begging for mercy.
When Larro permitted him to rise to his feet, he lost
no time in taking to his heels, and was soon out of
sight. His companion had already disappeared, and
Larro felt sure that they would trouble him no more.
"The little old woman greeted Larro with a
chuckle when he returned. 'You have done well,
dearie—very well, indeed. I have a present for my
sister which I forgot to give you yesterday.' She
took from her pocket a hank of yarn that she had
spun on her tiny spinning-wheel. Larro had never
seen anything like it. Its threads were as fine and as
strong as those of a spider's web, and, small as it was,
it must have contained a thousand yards of yarn.
'If my sister doesn't like the yarn, and refuses to
accept it as a present from me, just throw it over her
head.'
"'Where shall I find your sister?' Larro inquired.
"'Never mind, dearie; you will find her soon
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enough.' With that the little old woman turned into
the wood, and was soon out of sight. Larro continued his journey, and, by the aid of his cane, was
soon out of the hill country. In no long time, he
found hImself travelling over a wide plain that was
dotted with clumps of shrubbery, and with the huts
of labourers—workers in the chalk pits. The soil was
no longer black and grey; it was as white as flour from
the mIlls; and the shrubbery and the thatched roofs
of the huts were covered with fine white dust.
"Pretty soon the road dwindled away till it became
a footpath, and then, like a white snake, it wound
around deep pits and between the huts, and then disappeared altogether. Larro saw a woman sitting in
the door of one of the huts. He saluted her politely,
and then—'Where am I?' he asked.
"'Why, you are here at my door. Where else
should you be?' replied the woman, regarding him
with astonishment. Evidently she took Larro for a
simpleton.
"'What part of the country am I in?' he asked.
"'Why, in this part, to be sure,' the woman answered.
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"'Has the settlement no name?' inquired Larro.
"'What good would a name do?' said the woman.
'All I know is that it is hard work to keep body and
soul together in this wild barren. But there is one
here that should know. Do you see that hut standing
by itself? Well, that is the home of the Mouse
Mother. She spends her time nursing a parcel of
mice, but how can she earn a living at that business
is more than I can tell you. But if you call on her,
be careful. I have sent more than one visitor to her
door, and no one has ever laid eyes on them again.
I hope you'll have better luck, but I doubt it.'
"Larro lost no time in making his way to the hut,
that stood solitary and alone on the verge of the oldest
and deepest chalk-pit in the settlement. The door
was open, but he knocked to attract the woman's attention. She promptly answered the knock, and
Larro, who expected to see an ill-favoured hag, was
astonished to find himself in the presence of a handsome young woman, with brilliant eyes, long black
hair, and rosy cheeks.
"He took it for granted that this was the daughter, and, after saluting her by taking off his hat, he
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asked if he might see her mother. She laughed,
showing beautiful white teeth, and declared that she
couldn't remember the day when she had a mother.
'Won't you come in and rest yourself?' she said. 'I
am raising mice for sale; perhaps you would like to
buy one. I have been trying to sell some of them
for a long time, but have never yet succeeded.'
"'I wonder why?' Larro declared. 'There is
nothing I would like better than to buy a mouse. I
have been trying all my life to find a mouse with one
pink ear and one white one. I have heard that there
are such mice, but I have never seen one, and lately
I have come to the conclusion that those who told me
were drawing the long bow.'
"'Oh! you are mistaken!' exclaimed the woman.
'I have one of them, and it is a great curiosity. I
have been offered large sums of money for this mouse,
but I have little need of money. Still, I will sell the
mouse, or swap it for something I have never seen.'
"Larro went into the hut, and stared with astonishment. On each and every wall there were rows of
tiny cages in which there were mice. Some were
asleep, and some were trying to gnaw their way out.
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On a small table in one corner of the hut there was
a large cage, and in this was the mouse that Larro
had travelled so far to find. He watched the woman
narrowly, but she seemed to be the soul of innocence.
To all appearance, she had nothing to conceal, and
her countenance was as open as the day.
"The mouse with the pink and white ears seemed
to be asleep when Larro entered the hut, but when it
heard his voice, it ran around the cage squeaking in
a pitiful way, and making vain efforts to get out of
its prison. He paid no attention to these movements,
fearing that the woman would suspect his intentions.
'It is a beauty,' said Larro, 'and I should like very
much to buy it from you.'
"'I am afraid that is impossible,' the woman replied. 'I have been told that there is such a thing as
a blue cherry, and I have said time and time again
that whoever presents me with a blue cherry shall have
the choice of my mice. But, as you felt about the
pink-and-white-eared mice, so I feel about the blue
cherries. I have made up my mind that there are no
such cherries.'
"'Well,' said Larro, 'as you have astonished me,
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it is only fair that I should astonish you.' As he
spoke, he produced the blue cherry, and thrust it in
the woman's hand.
"'A blue cherry!' she cried. 'Impossible! you are
trying to deceive me. It is painted; it is not a cherry
at all!' She was so astonished that she sank into the
only chair in the room, and seemed quite overcome.
Larro, knowing that she would never exchange the
mouse for the cherry, took from his pocket the hank
of yarn, and threw it over her head, saying as he did
so, 'Here is a present from your sister. Make the
most of it."
"The woman fell from the chair to the floor in her
efforts to release herself from the hank of yarn, which,
in a curious fashion, had enveloped her whole body,
and seemed to draw tighter and tighter the more she
struggled. Larro knew that this was his opportunity,
and so he seized the cage in which the pink-and-white-eared mouse was imprisoned, and started to leave the
hut; but he was met at the door by a man who was
almost a giant in stature, who cried out what he meant
by attacking and robbing an honest woman.
"But Larro remembered his cane, and he used it
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on the man to such purpose that his antagonist vanished into thin air. The lad then concluded that the
cage would be too unwieldy a burden to carry, and so
he released the mouse, and allowed it to crawl up his
sleeve. This the little creature was quick to do, and it
remained so quiet and contented that Larro was in
danger of forgetting about it.
"He went back the way he had come, and by the
aid of his walking-cane he reached home much sooner
than he had expected to; and you may be sure that he
was welcomed by his mother and father, and also by
the neighbours, who never knew, until he had gone
on his long journey, how much they had been cheered
by his good humour and his happy disposition. All
the peasants were glad of his return, and they showed
it in various ways.
"Larro was very glad of all this, but he still had
before him a mystery as great as that which was occasioned by
the disappearance of the Princess Geraldine. He had rescued Geraldine from the hands of her
captors, but she still retained the shape of a mouse — a very pretty mouse, it is true, but still a mouse.
The great question was how was she to be restored to
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the shape which made her the most beautiful girl in
the kingdom.
"Larro was greatly troubled over this. He knew
that if he went to the Prince, carrying the mouse, and
said to him, 'Here, Your Highness, is your daughter.
I promised to rescue her, and I have been as good as
my word'—he knew that if he went with any such
tale as this, he would be flouted at court, and, in all
probability, cast into prison as an impudent impostor.
He knew not what to do, and yet he was very impatient. He never lost his good humour, however, and
when he was worried the worst, he would turn for consolation to his beautiful mouse. The little creature
was very playful, and Larro spent many an hour
watching its antics. It seemed to be perfectly contented when it was with Larro, and when he left it in
a cosey little box that he had made for it, it was restless until he returned.
"Many days passed in this way, and after a while
Larro began to fear that the young Princess was never
to be restored to her family and friends in any other
shape than that of a mouse. Not a day passed that
he did not call on his godmother, but she seemed to
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[illustration - Larro rescues the mouse-princess. ]
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be deaf to his entreaties, for she failed to answer his
summons. At last, after many long and weary days,
Larroline made her appearance in response to the
pleadings of Larro.
"'I have been having troubles of my own,' she explained. 'Owing to my interest in you and the young
Princess, the monster in India summoned me to appear
before his tribunal. I refused, of course, and then
he threatened to make war on our dear Queen. As
we are not warlike in our dispositions, there was considerable disturbance. At last, at my request, the
Queen banished me from her kingdom for three
months. The monster in India thought that he or
some of his servants would be able to seize me; but
I kept out of their way; and the term of my banishment is now over. And now, what can I do for you?'
"Whereupon Larro told her that the Princess
Geraldine was as far from being restored to her
parents and friends as ever, and he asked his godmother to aid him in the matter. At this request, the
good fairy grew sad. 'There is only one way to
restore her to her parents and friends,' said Larroline, 'and if you persist in following that way, you
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will be exposed to ridicule and insult, perhaps to imprisonment. In short, you will have serious trouble.'
"'Why, as to that,' responded Larro, 'there is
nothing but trouble in this world, anyway, and I may
as well begin to have mine; I have had little so far.'
"'Well, you must decide the matter for yourself.
If you would have the Princess Geraldine resume her
natural shape, you must journey toward the capital.
On your way thither, you must endeavour, in every
town, to find some minister who will be willing to
marry you to a mouse. You will find none, of course,
but you must continue firm in your purpose, and make
application to every priest and public official that you
can find. I warn you beforehand,' continued Larroline, 'that this will make you notorious wherever
you go and subject you to many indignities.'
"Larro thought the matter over, and while he was
hesitating the poor little mouse crept into his hand,
and looked at him so pitifully that he made up his
mind to undertake the task, no matter what might
happen. So he started the next day, and at every
hamlet and village where there was a priest or public
official, he made known his desire to be married to a
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mouse, and to show that he made the request in good
faith, he produced the mouse that he desired to marry.
"You may be sure that he became notorious, so much
so that his notoriety ran before him, and reached the
capital, where the Prince lived, long before Larro did.
He was hissed out of hamlets, and hooted out of villages and when he was engaged in retiring as
peacefully as he could, he was followed by a rabble which
pelted him with stones, and pursued him with curses.
He found himself in a very bad way, indeed; and when
he thought that he had reached the limit of his persecutions, he was seized and thrown in jail.
"This occurred in a town which was only a few
hours' journey from the capital—a town which was
proud of its nearness to the seat of government, and
which strove to pattern itself after the capital, which
was the home of the Prince and the headquarters of
justice. The dignitaries sat upon Larro's case, and
sought to do that which they thought would be done
at the capital. It was a case that had no precedent.
All the records were searched in vain to discover the
penalty attached to the crime of desiring to marry a
mouse. Musty old documents were brought to light,
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and even tradition was appealed to. But the musty
old documents were silent on the subject, and tradition had nothing to say.
"The magistrates, however, thought that it would
be well to detain Larro until they could receive advices
from the capital. So they flung him into prison,
where he would have been inconsolable, but for the
companionship of his dear little mouse, which amused
him by its playfulness, and cheered him by a hundred
little tokens of affection.
"The authorities at the capital were a long time
in acting, and finally appealed to the Prince, who was
more struck by the humour of the affair than by its
seriousness. His decision was that the man who
wanted to marry a mouse was a harmless lunatic, and
he ordered that Larro be conveyed to the capital, so
that his case might be inquired into. Accordingly,
the long-suffering lad was released from prison, and
carried before the Prince. The officials who had him
in charge maintained such a gravity of demeanour,
and conducted themselves with such solemnity, that
Larro could hardly restrain his laughter.
"The Prince knew Larro at once, and felt sorry that
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[illustration - Larro, thrown into prison, is comforted by his little companion. ]
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such a bright lad should have lost his mind; and with
his sympathy came the thought that the Prince himself was responsible for Larro's condition. The
greeting of the Prince was very cordial. He had been
attracted to the lad from the first, and, if appearances were not deceitful, Larro still retained all those
qualities that had drawn the attention of the Prince.
He bore the marks of ill-usage, but in other respects
he was unchanged.
"After thanking them for their zeal in the matter,
the Prince dismissed the solemn officials who had
taken Larro in charge, and then he turned to the lad
for an explanation. 'What is this I hear?' inquired
the Prince. 'The report is that you are travelling
about over the kingdom trying to find someone who
will marry you to a mouse. It is incredible. Surely
a lad as bright as you seem to be cannot have lost your
mind. What is the truth of the matter?'
"'The report is true, Your Highness. I have no
higher ambition than to marry a mouse—or, rather,
the particular mouse that I have in my posses-
sion.'
"The Prince showed no sign of astonishment or
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disgust. He spoke as if he considered Larro perfectly sane. 'What put such a humourous idea in
your head?' asked the Prince, laughing heartily.
"Larro thought the Prince was laughing because the
proposition was such an absurd one, and he blushed
with embarrassment; but he was persistent. "It can
do no harm, Your Highness. I cannot tell you why it
is necessary for me to marry the mouse. I can only
say that you will be made happy by granting it, and
that all those who have persecuted me as a knave or a
lunatic will regret it as long as they live.'
"'Well, it is your affair,' said the Prince. 'Of
course I think it is very foolish, but we cannot all be
wise. Have you any news of my daughter?'
"'I have, Your Highness—great news. When you
have permitted me to marry the mouse, you shall know
all.'
"So the Prince summoned one of his magistrates,
and commanded him to marry Larro to the mouse.
The magistrate protested, but the Prince insisted,
and, finally, all the arrangements for the wedding
were made. The news of this queer ceremony flew
from tongue to tongue, and presently Larro had more
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witnesses than he cared to face. The magistrate was
as solemn as he could be under the circumstances, but
he could not refrain from showing his disgust. He
changed the form of the ceremony somewhat. Instead of saying, Will you take this woman for your
wedded wife, he said, 'Will you take this little beast
for your wife.'
"When Larro answered this question With a loud
and emphatic 'I will!' behold! no mouse was there.
It had disappeared, and in its place stood a beautiful
young woman, whose face was lighted with happiness.
The magistrate was so dumfounded that he
dropped his book, and stared with astonishment.
Then the beautiful young woman, who was no other
than the Princess Geraldine, ran and embraced her
father. In the midst of the wonder and
astonishment, only the Princess was calm. She looked around
for Larro, but he was no longer where she had left
him; and just then, she caught a glimpse of him as
he went along a corridor to the palace entrance. With
no thought of her position, or the dignity which it
demanded, the Princess ran after Larro, and insisted
on his returning with her. They went to the Prince
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hand-in-hand, and kneeled before him as if to ask his
blessing.
"Then the Princess, still holding Larro's hand, led
him before the magistrate. By the time that flustrated
dignitary had recovered his gravity, the Princess
said to him very sweetly, 'I pray you, sir, go
on with the ceremony; as it stands, it is a one-sided
affair.' The magistrate looked at the Prince and
then at the Princess, as if in doubt; and then he
cleared his throat, and put the question to the Princess, who replied with an 'I will!' as emphatic as that
of Larro.
"It might be supposed that this marriage of the
Princess to a peasant would have been unpopular;
but it was not so. There were a few who sneered at
it, but the great body of the people approved it; and
they begun to regard their Prince with an interest
and affection that they had not felt before. In the
end, it was the means of serving the kingdom, for
when a neighbouring king marched into their country,
all the people who could bear arms rallied around
their peasant general, as Larro was called, and captured the opposing army."
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[illustration - The princess insists that Larro return to finish the ceremony. ]
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There was silence for a little while, and then Wally
Wanderoon pretended to wake up with a snort.
"Are you finished?" he asked. "Are you right
certain that you didn't leave out sixty or
seventy chapters? We'd like to have it all."
"Not me!" exclaimed Drusilla. "Nuff's nuff,
an' too much is aplenty."
"Why, I thought it was pretty good," said Sweetest Susan.
"Oh, thank you!" exclaimed the story-teller in a
weak voice; "thank you very much!"
"You'd better rest yourself now," said Wally
Wanderoon. "I expected every minute to hear you
fetch a gasp arid expire. The tale is like a spider's
web; it's all over the trees and bushes, and flying in
the air. The hank of yarn you had in one part of
it aint a circumstance to the story itself. I hope you'll
feel better after a while."
"Well, I thought you liked old-fashioned stories,
and that is the way they used to be told when people
had plenty of time to listen. Those who are in a
hurry, or who have business to attend to, can't enjoy
a good story. That's my experience."
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"It may be so," remarked Wally Wanderoon,
"but in my opinion a short and snappy story is enjoyed
by those who have time, as well as by those who
are in a hurry."
Wally Wanderoon looked at Drusilla as much as
to say, "Suppose you try your hand?" At least
that was the interpretation the negro girl gave to his
glance. "You nee'nter look at me dataway, I aint
no tale-teller. Set me down befo' a pot er greens,
an' I'll show you what eatin' is, but I can't tell no tale
des dry so."
"You used to remember a good many," said Sweetest Susan.
"Why, she can tell you fifty," declared Buster
John, "when you don't want to hear them. But if
she thinks you want to hear them, she wouldn't tell
you one to save your life."
"Does I do dataway sho nuff?" inquired Drusilla,
laughing gleefully.
"Yes—and you think it's mighty smart," replied
Buster John.
"As for me," remarked Wally Wanderoon, "I have
no particular appetite for stories to-day. Those
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that I have heard are so mortally poor that I think
I could go on for years and never want to hear
another."
"Well, I bet you I kin tell one dat you'd like ter
hear; an' 'taint no nigger tale nother. My gran'mammy
mammy tole it ter me, an' she said she got it fum de
white folks."
"What is it?" inquired Wally Wanderoon.
"Don't keep us waiting."
"I'll do my best, an' dat's all I kin do," remarked
Drusilla. "I can't tell it like my gran'mammy, kaze
she sot up nights, ol' ez she wuz, an' tol' tales ef she
could git anybody ter lis'n at her. But me—ef I sot
up I nodded, an' when dat's de case, what you gwineter
do?"
"Why, we are going to listen to your story whenever
you get in the humour to tell it," said Wally Wanderoon.
Drusilla picked at her frock a moment, as if trying
to recall some of the incidents of the story, and then
began.
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IX
THE BOY AND THE KING
"ONE time dey wuz a man what had sech
a big fambly dat he wuz hard pushed
fer ter feed um all. He had thirteen
chillun, an' de biggest wan't mo'n fifteen. Dey wuz
so many un um dat dey took turns at gwine ter bed
hongry, an' den, bimeby, dey come a bad crop year.
De season wuz so dry dat dey can't even raise 'taters.
Dey scuffled 'long de best dey could, but it got so atter
so long a time dat sump'n gotter be done, an' de
oldest boy he up an' say dat he gwine some'rs whar
he kin arn his livin' an' maybe he'p his daddy an'
mammy.
"Well, dey wuz great gwine-ons when de time come
fer him ter go 'way. Dey all cried an' cried an'
cried, tell it look like dey wuz gwineter cry der eyes
out. Ef you'll take notice, poor folks like der famblies a heap better dan
what rich folks does. Anyhow, dat's what my granny say, an' she sho did know,
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kaze she wuz mighty nigh a hunderd year ol', an' she
had seed sights in her day an' time.
"Dish yer boy wuz name Mack Sump'n er Nother,
—I done fergot what,—so I'll des call 'im plain Mack,
an' let it go at dat. 'Taint gwineter hurt 'im, kaze
he done dead by dis time; my granny say he done kick
loose fum his troubles long 'fo' I wuz born. Well,
dish yer Mack he got tired er eatin' half-rashuns, an'
w'arin' his daddy's ol' cloze, sech ez dey wuz. So
one day, when dey wuz all settin' roun' de fire, tryin'
ter keep fum freezin', he up an' 'lowed dat he wuz
gwine ter start right den an' dar an' see ef he can't
make his livin'. Dey ax 'im whar he gwine. He
say he dunner no mo' whar he gwine dan de bird in
de tree; all he know wuz dat he wuz gwine. Den he
ax his mammy fer ter pack up what few duds he got
so he kin make a soon start de nex' mornin'.
"Well, de mammy, she packed up de duds, cryin'
all de time. She put um in a bag, an' inter de bag
she slipped a few taters, an' a little rasher er bacon,
not mo'n nuff fer ter last a hongry man five minnits.
An' dat ar Mack, stidder waitin' tell nex' mornin'
like he say he gwineter do, slung his bag on his back,
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got his walkin'-cane, an' put off down de road like
sump'n wuz atter him; he didn't wanter tell um all
good-bye. But when dey fin' out dat he done gone,
I bet you dey wuz wheepin' an' whalin' in dat house—
ef you kin call it a house.
"Whiles all dis wuz gwine on, Mack, he wuz polin'
down de big road. Ef he didn't cry it wuz kaze he
aint got no pocket hankcher. He went on, he did,
an' bimeby he come ter de place whar de road forked.
He knowed dat one er de roads led ter de town, kaze
he had been dar wid his daddy, but whar de yuther
road led he didn't no mo' know dan de man in de moon
—ef dey's any man dar. He stopped, he did, an'
study; an' whiles he studyin', he got a notion dat some
un wuz talkin' ter 'im. Den he look all 'roun', an' dar
under a tree wuz a little ol' man. He wuz bareheaded
an' barefooted, an' he aint got no coat.
"Dar he stood shiver'n' an' shakin' under de tree.
Den Mack was mightly holp up, kaze dar wuz a man
wuss off dan what he wuz—colder an' hongrier an'
nakeder, an' he never spected fer ter see sech a sight.
De little ol' man 'low, 'My head col'; loan me yo' hat.'
Mack say, 'It aint much uv er hat, but what dey is
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un it youer mo' dan welcome ter.' De little ol' man
say, 'My body col'; loan me yo' coat.' Mack 'low,
'Ef my coat 'll keep you warm, it's mo' dan it's done
fer me; but youer mo' dan welcome ter it.' De little
ol' man say, 'My foots is col'; loan me yo' shoes.'
Mack 'low, 'Take um; if dey keep yo' foots warm,
it 'll be mo' dan what dey've done fer me.' De little
ol' man say, 'I'm hongry; gi' me what vittles you
got.' Mack 'low, 'It's little nuff, but I speck it 'll ,
do you mo' good dan what it will me,' an' wid dat, he
gun del little ol' man all de vittles he had 'cep' one
piece er bread.
"Den he ax de man what road he shill take, an' de
man say, 'Luck is allers close ter de left han'.' So
Mack tuck de left-han' road, an' he went along barefooted, bareheaded, an' wid no coat fer ter keep de
col' out. He went 'long tell he gun ter git hongry,
an' bimeby he sot down on a log by de side er de road,
an' munched his piece er bread.
"He aint been settin' dar long 'fo' he hear a noise,
an' when he look 'roun', dar wuz de little ol' man
settin' on de yuther een' er de log. He wuz all drawed
up an' swivelled, but he had a big bundle in his han',
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an' he wuz des es chipper ez a jay-bird. He giggled
like he wuz mighty nigh tickled ter death. Mack aint
say nothin', but he look at de man mighty hard.
Bimeby, when de little ol' man got over his gigglin'
spell, he look at Mack an' 'low, 'Now den, young
man, you done gi' me purty nigh eve'ything you had,
an' now I'm gwine ter pay you back. Take dish yer
bundle an' open it.'
"So said, so done. Mack opened de bundle, an'
dar wuz a good suit er cloze, a nice pair er shoes, an'
a hat; an' dey wuz all bran' new. Mack went in de
bushes an' put um on, an' when he come back, you
wouldn' hardly 'a' knowed him, he looked so fine an'
clean. He said thanky-do ter de man, an' made his
best bow. Den de man gi' 'im a ring. He 'low, he
did, dat de ring wuz too big fer Mack's biggest
finger, but anyhow, he must keep it on his finger, kaze
ef he lose it, he'll be onlucky; but ef he don't lose it,
an' keep it on his finger—de big finger er his left
han'—he kin do anything he try ter do.
"Mack look at de ring, an' try it on, an' when he
turn 'roun fer ter say thanky ter de little ol' man,
dey wan't nobody dar. He look an' look, but dey
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[illustration - The little old man appears again. ]
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aint nobody in sight, an' it make 'im feel mighty
quare, kaze he aint been use ter folks fadin' away
right befo' his eyes. He picked up his foots, an' I
bet you he got away fum dar.
"He went on an' went on, an' bimeby, atter so long
a time, he come inter a new country, an' in dat country he hear 'bout de quare doin's er de King. Some
say he had mo' sense dan what any yuther King had,
an' some say he wuz start-naked crazy. Mack lis'en
at all dis talk, but he aint say nothin'. When dey
ax 'im 'bout de King, he say he don't know de King,
an' de King don't know him. Den dey say dat he
de ve'y man fer ter settle a 'spute what dey been
havin', an' den dey ax 'im what he think uv a King
what wanter gi' his daughter ter de man what kin
clean out his stable, an' sweep out his back yard, an'
fill up de dry well.
"Mack ax ef anybody is ever tried fer ter do all
dis. Dey say dat hunderds er folks is tried, an' come
'way widout doin' one er de yuther. Den Mack 'low,
he did, dat de King is smart man, kase he huntin' fer
somebody what kin do better dan anybody else, an'
he say he gwinter take de job, an' see ef he can't
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show de King how ter clean up things at his
house.
"Well, de word went round dat a young man fum
a fur country is gwinter try his han' at cleanin' out
de place whar de King done his kingin', an' bimeby
it come ter de year er de King, an' he des lay back on
his th'one, an' laughed tell he can't laugh no mo'; an'
den he call in his daughter an' tol' her dat dey wuz
another fool comin' fer ter clean out his stable. He
broke out in a hoss laugh, but de gal, she aint see
de joke dis time. She sot dar an' twis' her apern
string, an' vow dat she aint gwineter play no sech
game; she 'low dat bimeby some good-fer-nothin' 'll
come an' do what nobody else can't do, an' den she'll
hatter marry 'im whedder er no. She say she done
make up her min' what ter do, an' she gwineter
do it.
"So she went an' fix herself up like one er de poor
folks. She shucked her silk duds, an' all her fine
cloze, an' come out'n her room lookin' fer all de worl'
like she b'longded ter de poor white trash, an' when
Mack come walkin' up ter de house whar de kingin'
wuz done, she wuz walkin' 'roun' de yard barefooted,
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an' her cloze looked like dey had been fished outer de
rag-bag.
"Mack say howdy, an' tuck off his hat. De gal
'low, 'You couldn't do no mo' ef I wuz de King's
daughter.' Mack say, 'I bet youer lots purtier dan
what de King's daughter is.' De gal make answer,
'I aint no purtier, an' I aint got no fine cloze like de
King's daughter. What you want 'roun' here, anyhow?' Mack 'low, 'I may want you 'fo' I git thoo,
but what I want right now is fer somebody ter run an'
tell de King dat dey's a man out here what want ter
do some cleanin' fer 'im.' De gal went 'roun' de back
way, an' bimeby somebody come ter de door, an' ax
Mack what he want. Mack say he des wanter do some
cleanin' fer de King. Some un done tol' 'im, he say,
dat de King want his stable cleaned out, an' his back
yard swep'. De door-keeper run an' tol' de King, an'
he tol' um fer ter show de fool in.
"So Mack, he went in whar de King wuz, an' he
seed mo' fine doin's dan he ever see befo' in all his born
days. He mired up in de kyarpits, an' come mighty
nigh walkin' headfo'most in a big lookin'-glass on de
wall. 'Bout dat time he gun ter feel shaky, an' he
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got de idee dat maybe he'd come ter de wrong place.
But he helt up his head, an' make like he been use ter
dat kinder doin's all his life. Bimeby, de house gal
come an' tol' 'im dat de King 'd see 'im, an' she showed
'im inter a great big room dat look like it 'd hol' a
hunderd folks, an' up on a flatform sot de King. He
had his hankcher on his mouf fer ter keep fum
laughin', an' eve'y once in a while he'd mighty nigh
strangle hisse'f wid coughin'.
"Mack tol' him howdy ez perlite ez he could, an'
bowed ez low ez he knowed how. Den he tol' de King
dat he hear talk dat he had a job er cleanin' he want
done. De King say dat de folks what tol' 'im dat
aint tell no lie; an' den he went on ter say dat he been
tryin' fer de longest fer ter git somebody what kin
clean out his stable, sweep his back yard, an' fill a
dry well. Mack 'low dat he'll try ter do de best he
kin.
"So de King ter make sho er de matter tol' 'im dat
ef he done de job, he mought marry his daughter, an'
ef he can't do de job, he'll hatter go ter jail fer a spell,
an' den he sont fer de carriage-driver, an' tol' 'im ter
show de young man whar de stable is. Dey aint no
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two ways about it, Mack wuz feelin' shaky, an' ef he
could 'a' backed out er doin' de job, he wouldn't 'a'
gone nigh de stable, but dar he wuz an' he couldn't
git out'n it. He looked in de stable, an' it wuz mighty
nigh chock full er dirt an' straw. But he shucked his
coat, an' got 'im a spade an' went ter work.
"Now den, when Mack tuck off his coat, his ring
drapped on de groun' close by, but he aint miss it.
He des grabbed de spade, an' went ter work, but fer
eve'y shovel full he th'owed out, seven shovels full
come in ag'in. He worked on a while, wonderin' how
high de jail wuz, an' den all uv a sudden he missed
his ring. He knowed he had it on when he went
ter pull off his coat, an' so he hunted 'bout fer
it, an' bimeby he foun' it. Dis make 'im feel better.
"Bout dat time de gal what he seed in de front
yard er de King's house come santerin' long, an' ax
'im how he gittin' long. Mack say he gittin' long
purty well in spite er de conjerments. Den de gal
tell 'im dat he'll hatter marry de King's daughter ef
he do all dat he sot out ter do; but Mack, he say, he
did, dat he'll not marry de King's daughter while de
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gal he wuz talkin' wid wuz on top er de groun'. Dis
make de gal blush, an' she ax 'im how come he'd ruther
marry her dan ter marry de King's daughter, an'
Mack up an' say dat he done seed her, an' he aint
never seed de King's daughter. Den de gal say,
'Spozen she lots purtier dan what I is?'
"Mack 'low, he did, dat she kin keep her purty fer
some un else. Den he tell de gal dat he'll marry her
ef she'll have 'im, but she say she aint nothin' but a
house gal, an' she don't wanter stan' in his way, kaze
he mought be sorry he married her stidder de King's
daughter. But Mack say he aint gwineter have it
dataway. De gal aint say nothin' ter dis, but she look
mighty willin'.
"Den Mack, wid his ring on his finger, went ter
work cleanin' out de stable, an' de way he make de
trash an' dirt fly wuz a plum sight ter see. De gal
say, 'Yon' come de King,' an' den she made herse'f
skace. Well, de King come up, he did, an' he wuz so
'stonished dat he can't say nothin'. De dirt an' straw
come flyin' out like it wuz run thoo a a th'ashin' machine,
an' ef he hadn't 'a' jumped out'n de way,
'twould 'a' kivvered him plum up, kaze eve'y time
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Mack 'ud fling out one shovel full, 'lev'm mo' would
jump up an' foller atter.
"De stable wuz cleaned out whiles de King wuz
stan'in' dar wid his mouf open, an' when Mack come
out, he look des ez fresh ez ef he hadn't done no work.
De King, he 'low, 'I speck you'll git my daughter,'
but Mack, he say he des done de job fer fun, kaze he
got his eye on 'nother gal. De King 'low, 'You mean
de gal what wuz here des now?' Mack say, 'Yasser.'
De King sorter grinned, but he aint let on.
"Den Mack ax 'im wharbouts de dry well is, an
de King make answer dat it's right dar close ter de
stable, an' sho nuff, dar 'twuz, an' it look like it wuz
in about a mile deep. De King, he went on back ter
de house whar he do his kingin' at, an' Mack, he
whirled in fer ter fill up de dry well. It look like de
dirt what he tuck fum de stable des went an' got in
de dry well by itse'f, kaze when he flung one shovel
full in, forty wheelbarrows full would foller atter an'
fall in de well. An' 'twant ten minnits 'fo' de well wuz
full up ter de top.
"Mack went on up ter de house, an' de King,
settin' on de porch, seed 'im. He 'low, 'I speck de
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well wuz too much fer you.' Mack say, 'No sirree; I
fulled it up wid de dirt I flung out'n de stable.
'Twant no trouble 'tall. De King look at 'im right
hard an' say, 'Looky here, young man, what kinder
chap is you, anyhow?' Mack 'low, 'I'm des a
common eve'yday chap what aint skeered er work. What
I does I does so easy dat I don't charge nothin' fer it.'
De King say, 'Well, dar's de back yard an' de front
yard fer ter clean up.' Mack 'low, 'I layoff ter do
dat ter-night when de dus' won't bodder nobody.'
"At dat, de King laugh loud an' laugh long.
Mack say, 'You must sholy be tickled.' Dis make de
King laugh louder dan ever, an' Mack went off an'
sot down in de shade an' wondered what make de
King laugh so hard. He sot dar, he did, tell he got
ter noddin', an' den he fell sound ersleep. Whiles
he wuz sno'in', de gal come out ter see wharbouts he
wuz. 'Twant long 'fo' she foun' 'im, an' den she
stood lookin' at 'im, kinder smilin' ter herse'f. When
her eye fell on de ring, she flung back her head an'
grinned. She thought ter herse'f dat he gwineter
marry her anyhow, an' 'twouldn't be no harm fer ter
take de ring onbeknownst ter 'im. So she crope up,
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[illustration - Mack at work in the stable. ]
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easy ez she kin, an' slipped de ring off'n his finger,
an' went flyin' ter de house.
"Atter so long a time, Mack woke up, an' missed
his ring, an' right den an' dar he had sho nuff trouble
in his min'. He aint got no idee whar de ring is. He
knowed he had it on when he sot down dar, an' he
couldn't make out what had gone wid it. Bimeby, de
gal come out fer ter see ef he wuz wake, an' what he
gwineter say 'bout his ring—you know how gals is.
Well, out she come, but Mack, stidder talkin' 'bout
his ring, tol' de gal dat he'd hatter go back home. He
done had a dream dat his mammy wuz sick, an' while
he'd like ter stay on 'count er de gal, he wuz bleeze
ter go back home.
"De gal look sollum when she hear dis kinder news,
an' when she talk she had a kinder ketch in her goozle.
She say, 'I'm mighty sorry you gwine, atter what
you tol' me, but ef you gwine you better not tell de
King.' Den she look at his han' an' say, 'Law! whar
yo' fine ring?' Mack 'low, 'I done lost it, an' I can't
fin' it nowhar. Dat ring wuz my fortune; I can't
no nothin' widout it. I laid off fer ter gi' you de ring
what my mammy gi' me when I started on my journey,
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but 'taint no use now; wid my good-luck ring gone,
I can't never hope ter git you.' De gal say, 'When
you gwineter start?' an' he 'low dat he gwineter make
tracks fum dar des ez soon ez night come.
"De gal say she mighty sorry, an' Mack say she
can't be half ez sorry ez he wuz, an' not nigh ez lonesome. De
gal sorter stood 'roun', waitin' fer Mack
ter say sump'n, but he wuz feelin' too bad; he des
hung his head an' sot dar wid his mouf shot. Den
de gal ax 'im not ter go tell he see her, an' he promise
dat he won't ef he kin see her 'fo' night.
"Well, des 'fo' night fell, here come de gal wid
de ring. She aint tell no tale 'bout it; she des up'n
say dat she tuck it kaze she wanted it. She 'low,
'Atter what you said down yonder in de hoss-lot, I
felt like I had ez good a right ter dat ring ez any
udder gal—an' dat's why I tuck it. Mack say he
aint blamin' her one bit, not one grain, an' she look
so nice when he say it dat Mack feel his heart go
flippity-flop. She come up close ter him when she
gi' 'im de ring, an' put her han' on his, an' 'twuz sech
a saft little han' he can't he'p squeezin' it a little bit.
But when he went ter put his arm 'roun' her, she
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broke away fum 'im an' run in de house des like she
oughter done, kaze she'd been raise' right, an' knowed
what she wuz doin'.
"When night come, Mack got 'im a big brush-broom, an' started ter sweep de trash an' dirt out'n de
yard. He seed 'fo' de sun went down how bad it
needed cleanin', an' he say ter hisse'f dat he don't
wanter marry de King's daughter ef she aint no better
housekeeper dan ter let de front an' back yard stay
lookin' like dat. He skacely knowed whar ter begin
at, but when he did start in, a high wind come up
an' blowed de dirt an' trash 'way ez fast ez he kin raise
it wid his brush-broom; an' bimeby he aint had ter
sweep 'tall, kaze de win' got stronger an' stronger,
an' it des pick up de trash an' de dust an' tuck it
clean away.
"De King, he hear de wind, he did, an' he ax what
all dat noise is. His daughter say it's his son-in-law
doin' work dat he aint got no business ter do. De
King say it's a big storm comin' up, an' de gal 'low
dat her sweet'art done called on Brer Wind fer ter
he'p 'im sweep de yard.
"De King had de idee dat his daughter wuz gittin'
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mighty uppity, but he aint say nothin'. He des went
inter his room an' shucked off his duds, an' went ter
bed; but de gal crope ter her winder, atter puttin'
out de light, an' looked out. By dat time, Mack had
done finish de job, an' de yard wuz clean ez de floor
er de house whar de King live at. Den de gal, she
went ter bed an' dremp dreams dat she aint never
dremp befo'.
"De nex' mornin' de King sont out an' ax Mack
fer ter come inter brekkus, but Mack make answer dat
he done had his brekkus too long ter talk about. Dem
what do de kingin' don't hatter git up soon in de
mornin', an' dey eats del' brekkus late. Dish yer
King what I'm a-tellin' you 'bout wan't no better dan
any er de rest un um. He had late brekkus, an' he
put on airs, an' sassed eve'ybody when he feel like
it. But he come out atter while, an' he come mighty
nigh faintin' when he seed how clean bofe his yards
wuz.
"He 'low, 'Whar did you pile de trash?' Mack
say dat he don't b'lieve in doin' no half-way job, so
he tuck'n tuck de trash off whar 'twon't pester nobody
no mo'. Dis make de King scratch his head. He
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bleeze ter stan' up ter his promise, an' so he ax Mack
in de house whar he do his kingin' at, an' ax 'im fer
ter take a seat an' make hisse'f comf'tubble. Den de
King clum up on his th'one, an' sont out fer his majers
an' his cap'ns, an' a whole lot er yuther folks what he
knowed right well. When dey all come, de King 'low
dat he done promise fer ter gi' his daughter ter de
man what kin clean out his stable, fill de dry well, an'
sweep de front an' back yard. 'All er you-all done
try it an' can't do it,' de King say, 'an a whole passel
of folks fum way off yon', an' dey aint none un um
kin do it but dish yer young man fum de country.
I got ter keep my promise,' de King say.
"Wid dat dey all hung der heads 'cep' Mack. He
des sot dar thinkin' how he kin tell de King dat he
don't want his daughter widout makin' 'im blazin'
mad. Bimeby he gun ter think 'bout de yuther gal,
an' he got right up an' tol' de king dat he aint charge
'im nothin' fer what he done, kaze he done gi' his
promise ter 'nother gal.
"Dey all look at 'im like dey think he done lose
his min'. De King say dat his daughter is mighty
nice gal, an' dat Mack will sho like her. Mack say
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he don't 'spute dat, kaze wid sech a nice daddy, she
can't he'p bein' nice. De King 'low dat Mack had
better see her befo' he 'fuse ter have her. Mack say
he'll be mighty glad ter see her, but he done make his
promise to 'nother gal. Wid dat de King sont fer
his daughter, an' when she come in, Mack seed dat she
want nobody but de gal what he done strucken
wid."
"Is that all?" asked Sweetest Susan.
"'Taint half," replied Drusilla. "Ef I wuz ter
tell you all dat Mack done wid dat ring, I'd keep
you here a week er mo'."
"That tale," remarked the professional story-teller,
"is evidently a Gaelic legend, and it shows——"
"Stuff and nonsense!" exclaimed Wally
Wanderoon. "We don't care what is shows, so long as
it is a tale. It is too short to tire anybody, and that
is more than can be said for some tales I have heard—
if you'll excuse my frankness."
"I see you have taken up the idea that I can't tell
a short tale," said the professional story-teller.
"My views are different. I am certain I can shorten
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them to any length that suits you. The only reason I spin them out is to satisfy the demands of
art."
"More nonsense!" exclaimed Wally Wanderoon.
"What does a parcel of boys and girls care about
what you call art? If you make your stories short
enough, and give them pith and point, you'll do well
enough. Just tell the story for its own sake, and let
the art take care of itself. Aint that so?" he asked
turning to Drusilla.
"I dunner no mo' what you talkin' 'bout dan de
rest er de chillun. But I bet you I know a tale dat
none un you aint never hear tell un, less'n you lived
wid coloured folks. Dey won't tell it ter nobody dat
dey don't like, an' dat don't like dem."
"Haven't I heard it?" Buster John asked.
"I don't speck you is," replied Drusilla, "kaze
it's kinder tetchous. De coloured folks aint got no
call fer ter tell it ter white chillun, kaze when de chillun grows up dey'll tell it 'roun', an' den eve'ybody
'll know why de niggers is black."
"Well, why do you want to talk about it now?"
Buster John asked somewhat loftily.
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"Kaze we er free now, an' 'taint no use fer ter
keep it hid," Drusilla answered.
"Then please tell it and be quick about it," said
Sweetest Susan, "because it is time to go. Mr. Bobbs
will think that little Billy Biscuit is lost."
"Well, ef we all aint los', I dunno de reason,"
remarked Drusilla.
"Let us have the tale," said the professional story-teller. "I venture to say I can give a shrewd guess
as to its origin."
"Tut, tut!" exclaimed Wally Wanderoon. "There
you go again."
Drusilla reflected a moment, as if trying to get the
thread of the story straight, and then began.
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X
THE SUN TAKES HOLIDAY
"YOU know how ol' de Sun is," she said by
way of introduction. "Well, he'd been
hangin' up dar in de sky so long dat he
got tired, an' dey come a time when he want ter
know what kinder folks he wuz makin' light fer.
Long ez he been up dar, an' bright ez he shine,
he aint never got 'quainted wid dem what he shine
fer, an' so de time come when de Sun feel like he
des bleeze ter see how eve'ything gittin' on down here
whar folks live at.
"Dey wan't nothin' ter do but ter make
'rangements fer some un fer ter keep house whiles he gone.
He made inquirements, an' foun' dat de Moon aint
got nothin' ter do in de daytime, an' de Sun ax 'er
ef she won't be so good ez ter take his place fer one
day, an' de Moon say she'll be glad fer ter 'commerdate de Sun.
"Well, dey fix 'pon a day, an' when de time come,
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dar wuz de Moon, ready fer business. So de Sun
tol' her good-bye, an' swung hisse'f down ter de
groun'. Dey wan't nothin' like de Sun spected ter
fin' it, an' he aint like de look er things. He walked
aroun' right smart, an' bimeby he got tired an' sot
down by de side er de road fer ter rest. He sot dar,
he did, kinder dozin' an' wonderin' how come de worl'
aint no better dan what 'tis, an' bimeby he fell soun'
asleep.
"Now de folks an' de creeturs wuz 'stonished kaze
de Sun sot so soon dat day. De folks' wuz a-workin'
in de fiel's an' a-jowerin' in der houses, an' de creeturs
wuz a-cavortin' in de woods an' swamps, when, fust
thing dey knowed, de Sun quit shinin' an' de moon
come out. Well, dey all scooted ter cover, kaze dey
aint know what ter make er dat kinder doin's. Some
er de ol' wimmen put on der specks, an' tuck de almanac off'n de nail whar 'twuz hangin', an' hunted about
in it fer ter see what all dis mean; but dey aint fin'
nothin' in de book, an' all dey kin do is ter vow an'
declar' dat dey aint never seed de beat er dat sence
dey been borned inter de worl'.
"Now, whiles de Sun settin' dar fast asleep, here
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[illustration - The sun takes part of a day off and comes down early. ]
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come a man polin' 'long, an' what should de man do
but run headfo'most right inter de Sun. Dis wake
'im up, an' he say ter de man dat fer what he done he
got ter stay black all his born days, him an' his fambly, an' all de balance er his tribe, an' all er dem what
come atter 'im. De Sun say, 'You aint only is ter be
black, but you'll hatter work hard all day, an' walk
fur at night'; an' fum dat day ter dis, all dat man's
kinnery is been black, an' dey work hard all day, an'
walk fur at night.
"Den, whiles de Sun wuz tryin' his best fer ter git
over his mad fit, here come de white fox an' run right
over 'im, an' fum dat day ter dis, foxes, bofe red an'
grey, is got black legs, an' dey look like dey been
singe. De Sun call de fox back and pass a law on
him dat he got ter walk at night an' hide in de day
time, an' be skeered ter death fum one year's een' ter
de yuther.
"All dis fuss wuz mo' dan de Sun had bargained
fer, an' he 'low ter hisse'f dat he better skin out home
'fo' he git knock ter pieces by sump'n er 'nother. So
he went back ter de place whar he live at. De Moon
wan't spectin' 'im, but she wuz mo' dan glad dat he
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come. She say dat she don't like dis way er shinin'
in de daytime, kaze she can't dodge de comics an' de
fallin' stars. When de Sun look at her he bleeze ter
laugh, kaze her face wuz all swell up, an' looked black
an' blue. Ef you look right close you'll see de marks
what she got on her face fum bein' hit wid de fallin'
stars. De marks is dar, an' dar dey'll stay. Now,
dat's all I know 'bout it."
"That is short and sweet, as the woodpecker said
to the worm," remarked Wally Wanderoon, "and it
accounts for a good many things."
"It is the queerest mixture of folklore," said the
professional story-teller, "that I have ever come
across. There is something like it among the Kaffirs,
and—let me see——"
"There you go again!" exclaimed Wally Wanderoon. "I declare I never saw such an obstinate,
such a hard-headed person. What under the sun do
these children care about the Kaffirs? Wait until
the youngest is fifty-odd years old, and then tell
them about folklore, and the Kaffirs, and what
not."
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[illustration - The white fox and the Sun. ]
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"I've no doubt I'll be dead by that time," remarked
the professional story-teller with a sigh.
"And you think you'll have no successors," said
Wally Wanderoon. "Well, I wouldn't cry about a
little thing like that. Queer as it may seem, you'll
have plenty—and some of them worse than you are."
"I dunner what he talkin' 'bout," said Drusilla,
"but ef he fool wid me, I'll whirl in an' tell 'im
sump'n he aint never hear tell un."
"I'd thank you kindly," the professional story-teller declared.
"Is you ever hear talk er Brer Rabbit an' de
Bee?" Drusilla's tone was slightly snappish, for
she had a dim idea that the story-teller had commented
unfavourably on the tale she had told.
"Brother Rabbit and the Bee—I don't think I
ever did," replied the man in the box. "But it promises
ises well. Brother Rabbit and the Bee—that is a
good title."
"Title!" protested Drusilla. "What you call it
dat fer? 'Taint no title; it's des a plain eve'yday
tale."
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"Oh, do tell it, Drusilla!" cried Sweetest Susan.
"I've heard you tell it once, but I have forgotten it."
"Dat aint sayin' much fer de tale," responded
Drusilla. "'Taint much, but it's better dan dem what
you-all been tellin'. Thereupon Drusilla began to
pick her finger-nails, a sure sign of embarrassment.
Presently she began and told the story of
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XI
BROTHER RABBIT AND THE BEE
"DEY wuz a time when Brer Rabbit had a
mighty habit er chawin' sweetgum. Day
in an' day out, no matter whar you
seed 'im, his jaw would be a-workin', an' 'twan't
no cud dat he had; it wuz des plain sweetgum.
Ef he fail ter fin' it fresh ter his han', he'd
bark de fust sweetgum tree he come ter an' den
go back dar in a day or two, an' git de truck
what done ooze out at de place whar he gnyawed
de bark off. He done dis so much dat all his
fambly, an' der famblies atter 'em, down ter dis
day an' time, done got in de habits er workin'
der jaws, an' barkin' most eve'y tree dey come ter.
Dey done fergit all 'bout de sweetgum, yit dat
aint hender um fum workin' der jaws an' barkin' trees.
"Well, one day, whiles Brer Rabbit wuz takin' a
walk in de woods fer ter git de fresh air, he run
'cross a great big sweetgum tree. Some un had strip
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de bark fum one side, an' it wuz fair reekin' wid sweetgum — not de yaller sort dat burns yo' mouf, but de
white kind dat tas'es good. When Brer Rabbit see
all dis, he make up his min' dat he'll git his fill er
sweetgum fer one time, an' take some ter de ol' 'oman
an' de chillun.
"Brer Rabbit feel so good, he did, dat he tuck
off his hat an' sot it on de side er his head, an' strut up
ter de sweet gum tree, an' rap on de bark like he
knockin' at de door. He start ter say, 'Howdy, eve'ybody!' but 'fo' he kin git de words out'n his mouf,
he jerk his han' 'way fum de tree, an' fetched a squall
dat mought er been heard a mile. He done des like
de tree burn him, but 'twan't no burn; 'twuz des a
Bee, an' a mighty little un at dat—one er deze yer
kind what w'ars black striped britches.
"Brer Rabbit say, 'What you want ter stob me
wid yo' knife fer?' Mr. Bee 'low, 'What you mash
me fer?' Brer Rabbit say he aint see de Bee tell
atter he got stobbed. Mr. Bee 'low, 'You see me
now, don't you?' Brer Rabbit say, 'I feels you lots
wuss dan I sees you. Whyn't you holler 'fo' you jab
me wid yo' knife?' Mr. Bee say, 'How kin anybody
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holler when dey git de breff knock out'n um? You
got heels an' I got wings, but when I gits a load er
goody-goody, I can't use my wings so free, an' den
I'm bleeze ter pull out my knife.'
"Brer Rabbit han' hurt 'im so bad whar he got
stung at, an' he make so much fuss 'bout it, dat Mr.
Bee tol' 'im he kin kyo it by puttin' some year-wax
on it, an' sho nuff de stingded place quit hurtin' when
Brer Rabbit greased it wid some wax out'n his year.
Den he got 'im a great big chaw er sweetgum, nuff
fer ter last 'im a week, an' he got a whole lot mo' an'
put it on a big poplar leaf an' say he gwineter take
it ter his ol' 'oman an' de chillun.
"All dis time de Bee wuz settin' right whar he wuz
when Brer Rabbit hurt 'im. Brer Rabbit say,
'Heyo! aint you gone yit?' and Mr. Bee say he
feelin' so bad an' weak dat he dunner whe'r he kin
git home er not. Brer Rabbit 'low he mighty sorry,
an' ax ef he can't do sump'n fer ter he'p 'im."
"Why, bees die when they sting anything," said
Buster John. "I heard Grandfather say so."
"Well an' good," replied Drusilla, with a triumphant toss of her head. "You hear me talkin'
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ez hard ez I kin; now, den, des lis'n at me whiles I tells
de tale—ef you kin call it a tale. Wharbouts
wuz I?"
"Where Brother Rabbit was asking Mr. Bee if he
couldn't do something to help him," said Sweetest
Susan.
"Well, den," remarked Drusilla,
"when Brer Rabbit ax 'im dat, Mr. Bee say he mighty much erbleeged.
He hate might'ly fer ter pester Brer Rabbit, he say,
but ef he'll be so good ez ter take 'im back ter de
big poplar tree, whar he live at, he'll be mo' dan
thankful. So Mr. Bee say, an' no sooner do he say
it, dan Brer Rabbit helt out de poplar leaf what got
de sweetgum on it, an' Mr. Bee crawled on it. Den,
atter Mr. Bee tell 'im which way ter go, Brer Rabbit
went wid a hop, skip, an' a jump, an' dough de big
tree whar Mr. Bee live at wuz a mighty fur ways,
'twant long 'fo' dey got dar.
"De door er Mr. Bee's house wan't so mighty fur
fum de groun', an' when his fambly hear some un
knockin' dar, dey swarm out fer ter see what de
trouble wuz, an' no sooner is dey come out, dan dey
see Brer Rabbit wid de sick Bee, an' whiles dey wuz
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[illustration - Brer Rabbit brings the bee home. ]
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mighty sorry fer ter see one er der fambly in a bad
way, dey wuz mighty glad ter know dat Brer Rabbit
wuz good nuff fer ter fetch 'im home; an' dey say
dat dey aint nothin' in der house too good fer 'im.
"Brer Rabbit thank um kindly, an' say he aint
done no mo' dan what he'd speck some un ter do fer
him—not dat he spected any an' eve'ybody ter do it,
kaze dar wuz Brer Fox, what had been er pursuin'
on atter him an' his fambly sence de year One. Den
all de bees, der sisters an' der brers, say dat dey wish
dey'd er know'd it long 'fo' dis; kaze dey'd 'a' made it
hot fer Brer Fox.
"Brer Rabbit say dey may have a visit fum Brer
Fox dat ve'y day er de day atter, kaze he done hear
Brer Fox say dat he know whar dey wuz a bee tree,
an' dat he wuz gwineter git some er de honey. Den
de Bees sorter lif' der wings an' strut 'roun' an' say
dey hope he'll come ter der house.
"Whiles dey wuz jawin' wid one an'er, some un um
crawled on Brer Rabbit, an' when he flinched dey ax
'im what de matter. Brer Rabbit 'low, he did, dat
he wuz born ticklish an' he'd die ticklish, an' dey'd
hatter scuzen 'im. Bees got lots mo' sense dan folks,
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an' soon ez dey fin' out dat Brer Rabbit is ticklish,
dey gun ter play pranks on 'im. Dey'd zoon 'roun'
his head, an' light on his years, an' dey kep' dat up
tell Brer Rabbit can't do nothin' but dodge, fus' dis
way an' den dat, an' de mo' he dodge, de wuss de
Bees got, an' he des bleeze ter tell um good-bye.
"Dey foller'd 'im a little piece, de Bees did, des
fer de fun er de thing, but bimeby dey turn 'roun' an'
went back home. Dey aint no sooner do dis dan here
come Brer Fox prancin' thoo de woods wid—'Howdy,
Brer Rabbit! howdy!' an' 'Whar you been dis long
time, an' how's yo' fambly, an' all de chillun?' Brer
Rabbit say dey aint doin' so mighty well, an' den he
ax Brer Fox how his folks is. Brer Fox say dey er
des natchally scrumptious, fat ez butter, an' happy
ez de day's long. Brer Rabbit say he monst'us glad
ter hear sech good news.
"Den Brer Fox say, 'Whar you bin, Brer Rabbit,
an' whar you git so much nice sweetgum?' Brer
Rabbit 'low, he did, dat he got it at de gittin' place,
which it wuzn't so mighty fur off. Brer Fox ax 'im
whar de place wuz, an' Brer Rabbit 'low dat ef Brer
Fox 'll make like he's a runnin' atter 'im, he'll show
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'im de place. 'When we come ter de place,' Brer
Rabbit say, 'I'll whirl short ter de left, an' den all you
got ter do is go ter de big tree whar de Bees live at,
an' knock on de door wid yo' cane an' tell um fer ter
fetch you out some sweetgum, an' be purty quick
about it.'
"Brer Fox 'low dat dey aint nothin' easier dan dat;
an' when Brer Rabbit turn 'roun' an' break inter a run,
Brer Fox tuck out atter 'im licketty split, an' 'twuz
in about ez much ez Brer Rabbit kin do ter keep Brer
Fox fum ketchin' 'im sho nuff, dough dis wan't in de
bargain. When dey come ter de place, Brer Rabbit,
he dodge ter de left, an' Brer Fox come mighty nigh
runnin' right inter de tree. He stop, he did, an' look
'roun' fer ter see how de lan' lay, an' den he went ter
de tree whar de Bees live at, an' knock on it wid his
walkin'-cane, an' holler an' tell de Bees fer ter fetch
'im some sweetgum, an' fer ter fetch it in a hurry.
"Brer Rabbit, he got off a little piece, an' den stop
fer ter see what gwineter happen. He aint had long
ter wait nudder, kaze it want no time 'fo' he seed Brer
Fox snap at hisse'f, fust on one side an' den on de
yuther. Den he quit snappin' an' try ter wipe de
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Bees out'n his face an' eyes, an' den he got down on
de groun' an' roll over an' over. De mo' he roll de
mo' he want ter roll, tell bimeby it look like he wuz
gwine 'roun' like a whirlygig. An' he wan't only
rollin'; he wuz squallin' all de time like he had his
han' kotch in a steel trap.
"He aint roll dis way long, kaze it got so hot fer
Brer Fox dat he fetched one squeal an' broke out thoo
de woods like de Ol' Boy wuz atter 'im. Ez he run
de Bees strung out behime 'im so thick dat dey look
like a fog, an' den dey close in on 'im. 'Taint no
needs fer ter tell you what happen ter Brer Fox.
When de Bees let 'im 'lone, he wuz a plum sight. He
lay dar groanin' an' lickin' hisse'f fer de longest, but
bimeby, 'long todes night, he got up an' drag hisse'f off home. Brer Rabbit, he stayed watchin' what
de upshot wuz gwineter be, an' when de swarm wuz
at its biggest, he des lay down on de groun' an' holler
an' laugh tell he can't laugh no mo'; but 'long 'bout
de time when he think Brer Fox is able fer ter git on
his foots ag'in, Brer Rabbit jump up an' crack bofe
heels tergedder, an' dance off home des ez spry ez
any er his chillun."
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[illustration - The Bees make it warm for Brer Fox ]
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"What do you think of that?" Wally Wanderoon
inquired of the profesional story-teller.
"You ask me," replied that individual, "but if I
answer you, you'll abuse and vilify me, and threaten
me with all sorts of punishments."
"Not this time," said Wally Wanderoon. "I'm
curious to know what you think about the story."
"Well, to tell you the truth," responded the professional
story-teller, "I have never heard anything like
it. It is probably negro folklore, but to be candid
with you I don't see the point of the tale."
"Huh! I bet you Brer Fox seed p'ints in it an'
felt um too," remarked Drusilla with a show of indignation. "I hear my granny tell dat tale long 'fo'
Miss Susan dar wuz born. But dat needer here ner
dar," she went on. "What I want ter know is when
we er gwine ter git away fum here. It's long past
de time when deze chillun oughter bin startin' home.
I aint noways skeer'd, but I'd like ter know what I'm
a-doin' an' when I'm a-gwineter do it."
"Why, it's early yet," remarked Wally >Wanderoon. "There is certainly time for another
story."
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"Not like dem what dat man in de box tells," remarked Drusilla.
"And I wanted to introduce you to the Doodang,
one of the most interesting creatures you ever
saw."
"Not me!" exclaimed Drusilla. "I don't wanter
know no yuther creeturs 'cep' dem what I'm
acquainted wid. You'll hatter scuzen me."
"Some other time will do as well," said Wally
Wanderoon, "though I'm afraid I won't be here when
you want to come again."
"Are you going away?" Sweetest Susan inquired.
"Yes; I am going to find the Good Old Times we
used to have if I am compelled to travel the wide world
all over; and I hope to find a better story-teller than
the one you have heard, or else find a remedy for his
scientific foolishness, which is a disease hard to
cure."
"I liked his stories very well," said Sweetest Susan.
"And so did I," remarked Buster John.
"He too long-winded ter suit me," Drusilla declared.
"Well, I'll see all of you again," said Wally
Wanderoon.
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"I'll have to come back to feed the Doodang, and then we'll have some stories that are
stories."
"Please come before we move to town," Sweetest
Susan insisted. "We are going to move next
year."
"If I can," replied Wally Wanderoon. "But it's
a pity you are going away from the
countryside.
You'll think of it many a long and lonely
day."
"Why, we are back where we started from!" exclaimed
Buster John, looking around. "How did
we get here and not know it?"
But Wally Wanderoon was no longer with them.
He had disappeared. The modest home of Mr. Bobbs
was in plain view, and this prevented the children from
a bewilderment which, under other circumstances,
would have been troublesome.
"Does you-all reckon dat we've seed what we seed
an' heard what we heard? It seem mo' like a dream
dan dreams deyse'f."
"Well, we couldn't all dream the same dream, could
we?" Buster John inquired with some show of
contempt
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for the very natural doubt expressed by Drusilla.
This seemed to settle the matter with the children,
and, after seeing Billy Biscuit safe home, they found
it necessary to make preparations for returning to
theirs, for the sun was low in the sky.
THE END