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De Woman wid de Gold'n Arm.
Once upon a time, away long ago, there was a man & his wife that lived
all alone in a house out in the middle of a big lonesome prairie. There wasn't
anybody or any house or any trees for miles & miles & miles
around. The woman had an arm that was gold — just pure solid gold from
the shoulder all the way down. Well, by & by, one night, she died. It
was in the middle of winter, & the wind was a-blowing, & the
snow was a drifting & the sleet
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a-driving & it was awful dark; but the
man had to bury her; so he took her, & took a lantern, & went
away off [?] across the prairie & dug a
grave; but when he was just going to put her in, he thought he would steal her
golden arm, for he judged it couldn't ever be found out, & he was a
powerful mean man. So then he cut it off, & buried her, &
started back home. And he stumbled along, & plowed along, & the
snow & the sleet swashed in his face so he had to turn his head one
side, & could hardly get along at all; & the wind it kept a
crying, & a-wailing, & a-mourning, way off across the prairie,
back there where the grave was, just so:
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B-z-z-z-z-z (imitating the raising & falling
& complaining of the wintry night wind, through his teeth.) It seemed to
him like it was a ghost crying & worrying about some trouble or another,
& it made his hair stand up, & he was all trembling &
shivering. The wind kept on going Bzzz &c
& all of a sudden he caught his breath & stood still, &
leaned his ear to listen. B-z-z-z-z-z goes the wind,
but right along in the midst of that sound, so faint & so far-away off
he can hardly make them out: [?]
"W-h-e-r-e's m-y g-o-l-d-e-n [?] a-a-a-rm? W-h-o's g-o-t m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-r-m?" Down drops
the lantern, & out
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it goes, & there he
is, in that wide lonesome prairie, in the pitch dark & the storm. He
[?] started along
again, but he could hardly pull one foot after the other; & all the way
the wind was a-crying & the snow a-blowing, & the voice
a-wailing. "W-h-e-r-e's m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-rm? W-h-o's g-o-t m-y g-o-l-d-e-n
a-a-a-r-m?" At last he got home; & he locked the door, & bolted
it, & chained it with a big log-chain & put the chains &
things against it; & then he crept upstairs & got into bed
& covered up his head & ears & lay there a-shivering
& a-listening. —
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The wind it kept a-going B-z-z-z-z, & there was that voice again
— away, ever so far away, out in the
prairie. But it was a-coming — it was a-coming. Every time it said the
words it was closer than be-fore. By & by it was as close as the
pastures; next it was as close as the branch; next it was this side the branch
& right by the corn-crib; next it was to the smokehouse; then it was
right at the stile; then right in the yard; then it passed the ash-hopper
& was right (In the telling, the voice monotonously repeats all
through here.)
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at the door — right
at the very door! "W-h-e-r-e's m-y g-o-l-d-e-n
a-a-a-rm?" [?] The man
shook, & shook, & shivered. He don't hear the chain rattle, he
don't hear the bolt break, he don't hear the door move — still next
minute he hear something coming p-a-t, p-a-t, p-a-t,
just as slow, & just as soft, up the stairs. It's right at the door,
now: "W-h-e-r-e's m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-rm?" Next it's right in the room:
"W-h-o's g-o-t m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-r-m?" Then it's right up against the bed
— then it's a-leaning down over the bed
—
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— then it's down
right against his ear & a whispering soft, so soft & dreadful:
"W-h-e-r-e's m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-rm? W-h-o's g-o-t m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-r-m?"
(Then with a sudden fierce spring at the nearest auditor & a thunderous
shout) "YOU got it!"